What is wrong with doritos? Why does the internet hate them so

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>>39254257
>cool ranch

What is your problem?

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>>39254257
Cool Ranch Doritos are fucking awesome. But if i start i'll eat the whole goddamn bag. Had to get them out of my life.
They're like a once a year treat for me now.

>What is wrong with doritos?
Everything. Literal garbage.

>>39254324
That doesn't explain anything. Are you saying all crisps are bad?

the genetically modified corn in these makes me mildly allergic.

>>39254257

I like buying salsa and nacho cheese doritos

>>39254295
>Cool Ranch
huh never knew that's what Americans call them. Here in Yurop they're called Cool American.

>>39254371
They're called cool original here in the UK

>>39254257
Like mtdew it become a common drink among nerd culture and thus it lead to a pretty big counter culture here.

>>39254414
It's no more common than literally anything else, I don't get it, just seems really petty

Anyone dip cool ranch in salsa here? So good

>>39254257
They are not its just a meme

>>39254435
>It's no more common than literally anything else
you are on a board that thinks if you have any happy thoughts ever you are a normie

>>39254578
Yeah, that isn't true. Also if you don't like it here,leave.

Doritos are just an engineered, food-based snack product. They are closer to plastic than food.

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>>39254257

Nothing OP, absolutely nothing.
I've a fan of spicy nacho myself.

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Now you want to talk about Ranch, these motherfuckers are legit. I can totally eat a whole box in a day.

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And if you want a salty pretzel try and find these. A bit expensive, but my god you can literally feel your arteries tightening from all the salt.

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Step up your game europe

>>39254324
>literal garbage
>literal
what's tumblr like?

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Scooch over cousin

>>39254257
They're pretty bad besides the blue and purple bag flavors

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>>39254257
I remember I once downed like 10 bags of cool ranch doritos. had quite a mean shit after though

They get orange dust on your fingers and it makes you look unaesthetic when eating them and they're a bit messy.

They're also way more processed than regular potato chips which can be as simple as 3 ingredients.

>>39254371
Are they actually? Or is this European """""banter"""""

They reached meme status in certain circles (and /v/) for a while back in 2013-2015 when they did cross-promotion with many video game publishers

>>39257201
You can suck your fingers you know anon

>>39257201
>They get orange dust on your fingers
so do cheetos, yet everyone loves them...

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Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
Well, /r9k/?

>>39257487
No actually, at least in The Netherlands where I live

>>39257201
>> in the year 2017
>> not eating doritos with chopsticks

It's like you're not even trying. Get your shit together.

>>39257487
In the UK at least we don't actually have ranch as a condiment. The only time I've ever seen it is in Subway. When I found out about what "Cool Original" was, I told my family about it.
>Hey, you know that "ranch" stuff they have on American movies? That's blue Doritos.
And they didn't know that either.

>>39254257
They are made from the byproduct of HFCS.

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>>39254257
Doritos are too messy to eat.

>>39254257
normies use everything they can to laugh at us

same reason people hate 4chan

all about the association

GAMER FUEL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is why

>>39257960

cool ranch my subhuman

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>>39254257
> tfw no doritos in my shit country
They sell everything in the ultimate MLG pack, except for the fucking Doritos.

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>>39254257
>mfw I bought a bag of Doritos once just to spite /r9k/ and just because they're the meme snacks
>it was Nacho Cheese

>>39257759
>everyone loves Cheetos
It was a meme snack a few years ago, just like Doritos.

>>39254344
It's not the corn it's your mental illness, spergeo.

>>39257960
holy shit i forgot this video existed