Do you believe that someday you'll get laid, /r9k/?

Never. Past 22 it becomes exponentially more difficult to lose it with each passing year, and I'm 27 now.

>>39251378
>deluding yourself further into your insecurities

haha absolutely dude, that'll work for wonders for ya!

>>39251378
I lost it at 26 to my ex. I'm a morbidly obese loner with actual autism. You LITERALLY have no ecxuse.

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>>39251398
>muh just world
Normalnigger detected.

A lot of 22 year olds on this board it seems

>>39251425
I bet you're:
-Not balding
-Tall
-Have good facial aesthetics

How did I do?

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>>39251430
You can call me whatever you want, but the reality is your stupidity and ignorance of anything outside your little safe place if you're assuming things about people you know nothing about

What is it really holding you back from taking a future you want except for you?

Probably not my dick is fucked and i'm too scared to find out what's wrong with it.

>>39251487
>too scared

Of what? Sorting your dick out?

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>>39251467
I don't have to assume. People like you come in day in day out, assuming the world is as just and lined up and beautiful as theirs is. They assume other people's problems are of the same magnitude of their own because that's all they've experienced. The perspective from inside the circle is far different from that of the outside.

But I should just walk into a employer, give em a firm handshake and tell him I'm the right man for the job? Because if I don't, I'm the one holding myself back from the future I could have.

>>39251351
Nope. I used to think that, based on statistics, I would definitely end up having sex. How wrong I was.

>>39251491
Yeah i'm too embarrased/scared to go and ask the doctor what the fuck is wrong with my dick, i never see myself being with a girl anyway due to being an ugly overweight sperg, haven't seen the reason to do it yet, or reason enough anyways.

>>39251506
See, that's your problem. You think that my world is beautiful and lined up, that my future is all laid out for me because somebody else held my hand up until this point, but you'd be dead fucking wrong.

Circle? What circle? Do you realise that you're isolating yourself without needing to?

Also pls expand on your last sentence, doesn't mean much to me at all

>>39251519
Do it anyway. Look ahead to a future where you do eventually pull your head out of your ass (you will, just small steps man, even if its just a walk a day, routine changes lives)

The doctor won't judge, or even care about you past aiding your penis back to full health

Maybe. I think I could get a girl who is similarly unattractive as I am because I've seen my friends, some of whom are uglier than me, do it.

I'm 21. I'm almost positive I will. Strange because I'm a hikki shut in. Maybe I'm just being unrealistic

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>>39251549
Sure thing bud, I need to just be myself and my problems will all eventually go away with persistence.

>>39251549
>muh bootstraps

Fuck off

>>39251645
That's not what I said in the slightest, but alright dude.

Literally like talking to a wall, and then you wonder why change seems impossible. Good luck buddy! :)

I wouldnt rule it out entirely, considering I at least got a girl naked an made out with her, but then again I dont even know how i managed that. most girls jzst cut off contact after a short while :(

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Wouldn't bet on it. I'm sure I could get "laid" if I wanted to, I could always hire an escort if I really wanted to put my peepee in vajayjay. But it's not really about getting laid, it never was. I want a real relationship, I want someone to share my life with.

If i stopped being a hiki maybe but i am still doubtful. If i didnt have a social life or gf in high school why would college be any different?

>>39251351
I still have hope. There's this girl I met through mutual friends I have so much in common with. She's the librarian type of person and not around people much. My friends say we're a perfect match. Already tried to ask her out though, but she made excuses. Pray for me brobots.

>>39251351
yes i do. but i'm really not excited about sex anymore. it will suck, i have a small dick and the relationship will be toxic. but idk i don't even have the urge to fuck a girl anymore. i don't think i deserve anyone good.

>>39252191
Thats pretty self-defeating. What makes you think that?

>>39252226
i don't even know anon. i'm not ugly and there has been some "opportunities" where i could have hit it off easily. but i didn't and i didn't want to. it's just too much of a hassle for me to share my life with anyone, i'm not ecstatic about it and i don't long for anyone in my life. i'm too comfortable already with my internal lonely life.

i also think i'm depressed and i have a very dry personality, i will definitely lose anyone who i have relationship with.

>>39252254
You being comfy with yourself sounds quite fine. I wish I could detach myself from other people as easily

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Never will. Even if I had the chance I'll reject it since I have zero experience and it would be humiliating.

ill eventually go to vegas or amsterdam and fuck a whore.

>>39251351
I believe that you'll get laid, OP!

>>39252299
We all need to start somewhere, right?
>>39252339
Do you believe in the rest of us, as well?

I didn't get my girlfriend that I have sex with until 28.

Theres still time for you

I don't know. Maybe some day. But with my mental state I doubt it's possible.

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>>39251444
>morbidly obese
>good facial aesthetics

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>>39251351
I do, but just because I'm 19 and I kind of still have time. I'm going to need a VERY patient girl, able to help me go through all the obstacles created by my figurative autism. Which is why the hope is bleak.

>>39252461
>I'm going to need a VERY patient girl, able to help me go through all the obstacles created by my figurative autism
That why girls dont want virgins. They have to teach poor guy everything while girls want to enjoy sex.

>>39252481
>need experience to get sex
>need sex to get experience
Women should never have gotten the right to choose.

>>39252526
Basically you have to be natural at this (aka Chad) or get lucky.

>>39252481
>enjoy sex
I have a 6.2'' pencil dick, even if I were experienced she wouldn't. Unless she has virgin fetish, which some girls do.

>>39252535
>be natural at this
How do I find out if I am if no girl let's me try?

>>39252535
It would be good if Chads actually had good genetic traits other than their appearance and physical strength, but in reality most of them are dumb. And they get to fuck dozens of girls, while we, INTP / INTJ autistic smartypants shitpost on /r9k/. Idiocracy is inevitable if we don't do something about women's rights.

>>39252571
You wouldnt be virgin at 19 if you'd be natural.

>>39252583
I'm 25 and you're not making sense. A big dick doesn't get you laid either if no girl ever looks at it.

Probably. I've got a really bad case of the manlets, but I spend a lot of time on a hobby that a lot of normie girls seem to be impressed by so if I ever decide to stop being a shut in I could probably get someone interested.

>>39252598
I'm not taking about dick big but being natural at getting girls aka knowing what to do and having charisma.

>>39252624
And I'm talking about being good at sex.

>>39252571
You fuck virgins when you're 16. Virgins are not picky. But you didn't. Because you're not a natural-born Chad.

>>39252638
It's not about being good at sex because who's going to good at it if you're 14-15?

>>39252658
>It's not about being good at sex
Yes it is.
>>39252481
>That why girls dont want virgins. They have to teach poor guy everything while girls want to enjoy sex.

>>39252673
Nigger, I just explained you, Chads get their first fuckbuddies at the age of 15-16, when the experience doesn't matter, because it's non-existent, and the girls are driven more by curiosity and the Chads' persistence than by the desire to enjoy sex. It does however matter NOW, when you're in your 20s and so are your potential partners.

>>39251645
No wonder you are this way
>I never read anything more pathetic then you
>Why not KYS?

>>39252580
>Chads are dumb

Stacies are even dumber, roasties are always dumb bitches who can get away with anything because of her looks. It's dumb and dumber...

>>39251351
I would ejaculate if she sat on top of me like that, without even touching my dick. Do you get desensitized over time?

>>39251351
Lost mine at 22 like a week ago, had weight and acne problems which lead to me having super shitty confidence, but solved both a few months ago.

I'm 6'1 good with good genes all across the board so it's honestly pretty easy now, I just need to get past the feeling that nobody will ever love me and put myself out there.

Stay virgins cucks I'm becoming an alpha now.

By the way, cuddling with a girl who likes you is worth dying for.

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Probably not dude, I'm 29 now and my job is really solitary, I don't even see co-workers (overnight security). It doesn't bother me as much as it did when I was younger, you'll be alright.

Nope. Im allready 31 and i didnt have a single date so far.

>>39252658
>who's going to good at it if you're 14-15?

People who started when they were 12-13.

>>39252254
Sounds a lot like my situation desu

>>39253065
Congrats on escaping I guess. Just remember it was your genes that gave you the opportunity.

>>39251351
I just fucked a few hours ago. Normally its not that impressive but on r9k I feel like a god.

Not going to happen. I'm ugly, fat, socially inept and with low sex drive.
t. 24 khv

I'm 27 khv, but my look isn't the worst, I've been liked by couple of females in the past, but I've never took it anywhere further, always cut the contact, or keep the distance after some time.

I lost hope for loving relationship, and while I don't actively pursuit getting laid I can't say I don't see possibility of it happening in the future.

I don't know. I'm only 19 but other than my mother there have basically been no females in my life at all. Also I have an abnormally big fear of approaching them. I'm not that attractive either and to top it off I'm black. I do go to a top20 uni though.

I had sex long long ago

I'm talking to a girl online now, hopefully we can meet up, do fun activities and then have intercourse.

Yup, yet I never really get any closer to it, I have this unshakable faith that I will get laid.

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/fit/ manlet but autistic and ugly. I'm gonna have to pay for the privilege I fancy.