>be me, 28, first month on job as a cop (in b4 "pig")
>see teenage punk driving with obvious giant brown beer bottle
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>flash lights, pull him over
>"son do you know what I'm stopping you for"
>cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low "s-sir I can explain, this is root beer"
>oldest trick in the book, also has the oldest counter in the book
>"oh well then I guess you don't mind if I take a swig, then"
>this is how you get away with drinking beer on the job, an old sargent told me in the academy
>take swig
>it's actually root beer
>notpartoftheplan.jpg
>no idea what to do at this point, since I was planning on arresting him for DUI
>do I just hand the bottle back to him and tell him to go on his way? confiscate the bottle? ticket him for something?
>"just bluff your way with confidence and authority" I hear my academy instructor in my head talking about verbal confrontations.
>confidence mode activated
>"you're free to go" I say in my best man-voice
>I waddle back to my squad car with bottle in hand
>just get in, drive off without another fucking word or eye contact
>the kid's still pulled over by the road in my rearview mirror as I drive off with his rootbeer
>he might still be there
>mfw I stole root beer from a kid
>>39245496
any other autistic cop tales?
>>39245496
Nice story op
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>>39245496
fucking pig
fuck you OP most cops are shitty and you're one of them
Why the cop hate here?
>>39245775
Cause you a punk ass nigga!
anyone else notice this is a remix of a story on reddit today?
>>39245775
you make it your job to harass people
you stole a kids drink for no reason
you're almost all power tripping faggots
>>39245838
fuck off leddit
>>39245857
Cops are amazing, you dumb cunt. Who else is gonna beat the shit out of chad and start harassing random normal faggots? You? I don't think so, bitch!
>>39245919
u r dumb in an original way
>>39245972
At least I know how to spell you.
>>39245496
I am so fucking glad I'm not the only one who's getting into law enforcement in the later years.
holy shit kek. Youre an alright guy thought cause most cops would've felt like their pride was challenged and given a bullshit ticket or something. Hope you stay honest, dont let the corrupt ones get to you.
>>39245496
once you found out it was root beer you should have just given it back and drove off
>>39245496
>Stealing his drink
Why not just give it back?
>>39245857
I'm not op I was just asking why people hate cops