>got in contact with old classmate >he invites me to a

just lie and say youre a millionaire who doesnt need to work

>>39244793
that wouldn't make me feel better

>>39245051
You'd feel better when they're all begging for money and you have to say no because you have very little liquid assets and most of it is tied up in long term mutual funds.

>>39245161
but after I have a few laughs I'll look down at my greasy body, remember that its all fake and go back to being sad

>>39244731
Why haven't you tried to get into your dream job
if you fear that you cannot, go ask them for some help in figuring out how to start
Most people like helping people, they'll be willing to troubleshoot your life

There is no such thing as a goal too high, my friend, don't be scared at a high bar, instead let it inspire you to reach ever higher

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>>39245227
>instead let it inspire you to reach ever higher

>not living in an area with a devastating drug problem and winning high school anniversaries by default
OP pick a worse high school next time, trust me it works.