>"Anon.. your shirt.. why is it still on? take it off

>>39241471
>pretend to get emergency text message
>say you gotta go make a call and act distressed
>leave and go home when she's not looking

I am relieved just thinking about this scenario.

I'll do it if you'll be okay with my Pectus carinatum.

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I really like the beach and this scenario would not present difficulties to me

I would have trouble on a ski trip though

>>39241471
>Because I have some modesty you fucking whore, clearly a concept that escapes you wearing nothing but your undergarments in a public place.

>>39241471
Im embarresed of my man boobs

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> "It's okay I c-can swim with my s-shirt on"
> Virgin walk into the waves, my hands and legs trembling from the coolness of the water
> Stacey is mumbling something but I can't hear her over the sound of the waves splashing against my weak, flimsy body
> I keep walking deeper and deeper into the ocean, the pain will all be over soon
> As Stacey realizes what is going on, she calls out for Chad to help me
> The water is now up to my mouth and I'm starting to have trouble breathing as the waves splash against my face, blocking my nose and mouth
> The cool water starts to feel warm and my vision turns blurry and dark
> I can finally slip away from the hell known as my life but suddenly I feel a firm and strong grasp on my arm pulling me back
> It's Chad
> Drags me back to the shore while Stacey calls for an ambulance
> They take me to the hospital while Chad takes Stacey home
> I spend the night thinking of how I was so close to ending the hell know as my life
> Chad spends the night ramming Stacey
> tfw all I wanted to do was end it all but I'm too pathetic to even manage that

>>39242213
Keked lmao

I have an ostomy, don't think anyone wants to see that.

>>39241471
Ok, just mind my scars

I look like pudding shoved in a sock with my shirt on, you don't want to see me with it off.

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>>39241471
I'm a 230 lb brown manlet. Fuck off.

>>39241471
Why do I keep seeing this kind of thread? I have absolutely no problem being shirtless at the beach.

>>39241471
what are you some kind of faggot, lady? get out of my face

>take off shirt
>eww anon youre so hairy
fuck you then

>>39243458
Russian propagandists are targeting fatties to further lower their self esteem. They're running a campaign on this board to intentionally make everyone depressed and insecure.

Friendly reminder that a minority of girls aged 18 or older look like this. Most are skinny far or worse.

t. Seasoned /fit/bot

>>39243586

That's a pretty low bar for success that they've set for themselves.

>>39241471
I might be weird but I do have a great fucking body OP. Lifting helps a lot.

>>39243586
If you're fat you should absolutely feel bad

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>take off shirt
>expose my smooth skelly torso that looks like its from a 12 year old
>go in water
>drown because cant swim

Not until I get /fit/ you fucking 3d whore
I'm not one of those shameless fat fucks who swims without a shirt

>>39241471
because im 6' tall and I only eat once a day, im fucking emaciated and I look like I just escaped auschwitz, stacy