>huge fart >felt like i shat myself >run to the toilet

>having an ass forest

>>39240145
Gosh, I wish I had such an exciting life

>>39240145
I think there might be something wrong with me.
>Go to theater
>Eat some of their food
>Later get the sharts
>Whatever, theater food does that, all it takes is 30 - 60 minutes of my body flushing it out and I'm done
>Do that
>Get home
>Get more shart attacks
>Wtf
>Day passes
>Wake up today
>STILL sharting
>I've done so much wiping my anus is literally bleeding and sore as fuck
>Wouldn't surprise me if my underwear has drops of watery shit and blood on it by now, and have no more clean underwear
>STILL feel sharts making their way to my anus
>Abdomen is getting really swollen and hurts

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>>39240200
You need to go to a doc anon.
Have you tried being yourself ?

>>39240145
had this experience on some church steps

it changed my life

i'm not religious tho

>fart
>feel myself shit
>oh no
>rush to toilet
>didn't actually shit
>just farted a weird mucus out of my ass

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>>39240145
>>39240145

>Take some Nerve Pain Medicine
>Calms my body
>Go to sleep
>Wake up have to fart
>Feels weird
>Shit myself
>Get up carefully
>Get to bathroom
>Take off pants
>No poop on underwear
>Uhmm
>Wipe butt
>Whole wipe is covered with shit
>Brag to my dad that I shit myself but didn't get shit on my underwear.