>dude if u wanna fuck just create a tinder account, it's

I made a tinder but I can't be funny cause I never even match with anyone

>>39238553
1) Learn code.
2) Write a bot to right swipe everyone.
3) Become ok with fucking fat girls and dykes.
4) Discover happiness

i fear that someone who knows me will find out i have a tinder account and they will think im tryhard kissless virgin

>>39238576
>3) Become ok with fucking fat girls and dykes.
That seems like a shitty life, I'm not gonna fuck fat girls when I'm a healthy weight. I'd rather just buy hot escorts.

>>39238598
1. Nobody knows you.
2. Anyone who does already thinks that.

>>39238521
If you want to fuck castrate yourself. That solves two problems, you walking vibrator.

>>39238576
>dykes
good luck with that one