>Powerball jackpot rises to $700 million -- the second-largest in U.S. history
have you cashed in this month's autismbux and tendies reserve to buy some Powerball tickets?
with $700 million you might finally make your mom happy and move out.
>>39238502
>he buys lotto tickets
Enjoy paying the retard tax
>>39238502
Why am I only being told this a day before the drawing? I usually like to get one when its that high.
>>39238652
Hype. The eclipse nonsense is over now the masses need something else to talk about at the water cooler.
I picked the powerball and got 16 bucks last weekend desu
>>39238599
You still get to keep more than half after taxes
>>39238599
a single ticket, even if bought by many, isn't the retard tax. $2 shouldn't be breaking any banks. The real retards are the ones dropping over $100 per drawing.
>take out loan from bank, enough to buy tickets for half the possible combinations
>have 50% of winning
>pay back loan, still have millions of dollars after taxes
Why has nobody done this ?!?!?!?
>>39239258
People do, senpai. When the jackpots get high enough.
>>39239258
How much do each ticket cost? I don't feel like this is possible