I've had multiple women tell me I look like pic related

>>39236714
serial killers get hundreds of love letters, what do you think?

>>39236714
Alex was a good boy. He didn't do anything.

>>39236714
alex is one of the coolest dudes around

>>39236714
>I've had multiple women tell me I look like pic related from clockwork orange
When a girl tells you you look like a character in a movie she's flirting with you. It could be a character as stupid as goofy or as ugly as danny devito, it doesn't matter, it's her trying to flirt with you. The girls who don't mind it are the girls who tell you this.

>>39236714
Now act like him and rape her. Preferably with a long-nosed mask.

>>39237071
His name was Alex? I thought it was either humble narrator or doobedo.

You read the book or something?

>>39237478
Are you retarded? Watch the movie again

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Looking like malcolm mcdowell is not a terrible thing.

>>39237577
I've seen it a million times but don't recall him being called by his name. He referred to himself as the humble narrator and his group called him doobedo due yo his liking of music.

But to be fair I find their poor people English hard to understand.

Was it his probation officer or his parents that called him Alex?

That's a nice thing to say, OP. Women love psychopaths.

>>39237739
Everyone called him Alex. His parents, the doctors, the newspapers, even the fucking minister.

Poor boy.