What's it like having cowtits in your hands? >tfw I'll

>>39233188
That feel when my ex had perkier versions of what you posted. They were perfect 10/10. And somehow the rest of her body was slim af.

I wish I'd ducked her more when I had the chance.

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Probably gross, because they're flabby and awkward and feel like pic related.

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>>39233188
>tfw can't find anyone interested in ANR

>>39233235
Phoneposting normies get out reeeeee

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Soft, very soft, and heavy. If you stick your face in there they're so comforting you'll be asleep in a few minutes. It's also real nice to lay your head just below her cow tits on her belly so the weight of them is pressed onto your face like pillows.

>implying I don't have cowtits already

>>39233942
>implying anyone will ever get to see them on a siberian fur trading forum and that you probably have a bf

>>39233991
>implying im a girl

trying to lose them

What size qualifies as cowtits.
Also
>tfw you only large Cs
Ill never know the feel of seeing a man smile at my volleyballs.

>>39233188
I'm visiting so will share.

Imagine you could fill flesh with whipped cream or some very thick milk like >>39233309


Once you've felt it you can't go back.

Small tits became literally disgusting to me. Its like dealing with fried eggs or feeling up a man or something.

>>39233878
Seems like a good way to get dumped by displaying weakness.

>>39234012
More power to you. Good luck losing weight, man.

>>39234025
I would say probably around D and above its cowtits.

But large Cs sound fine!

>>39234025
G and above can be considered cow tits

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>>39234081
>D and C+
Get that weak shit outta here. Cowtits officially become Cowtits at F Cup.

>pic related. My goth gf who I will impregnate to increase tit yield and to carry on my bloodline

>>39234125
Well, it's not chestlet size for sure.

I have cowtits and I would rather not

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>all these titcows claiming to be titcows itt

Tits or gtfo, cunts

ps: you're not a titcow if you're also fat as fuck

>>39234401
Let me feel them before you get surgery.

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>>39234062
>being intimate and cuddling with the love of your life is weakness
why is r9k so delusional and bitter?

They feel like pillows stuffed with heaven. No other body part feels as great as a nice pair of cowtits. You can never get tired of touching them.

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>>39234025
>Ill never know the feel of seeing a man smile at my volleyballs.

You have a good size already.
>tfw will never get to play with some tiddies
feels very, very bad.

>>39234062
>Seems like a good way to get dumped by displaying weakness.
a lot of cowtit girls have mommy instincts and would be into it-- petting his head gently knowing she's making him happy all over.

>>39234909
>They feel like pillows stuffed with heaven. No other body part feels as great as a nice pair of cowtits. You can never get tired of touching them.
it's deep within us genetically to see them as sources of love and kindness and happiness.

>>39234401
>I have cowtits and I would rather not
they aren't for you, they are to bring joy to boys. you are walking around with a plate full of the best cookies a person has ever tasted. guys are overwhelmed with delight and gratitude that you have these fine gifts for us. you are the bringer of sunshine to the people of the dark. appreciate the prestige.

>>39234062
stop spending so much time on 4chan anon, it is making you delusional and detached from real life.

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>>39235090
Well said robot origFFF

>>39234937
I play with my own a lot, feel bad for men for not having such sensitive nipples desu.

>>39235335
Post pics or I don't believe you're a female

>>39234894
It isn't called a bucket of crabs for nothing, anon.

>>39233188
It's ok but I prefer b cups desu

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>>39235335
I think males can train their nipples to become sensitive aswell.
Now you gave me a something new to be sad about
>tfw you and your gf will never play with each others nipples

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Would these count as cow tits?

>>39235367
Never again senpai. But seriously boobs feel good on you, except during those days in puberty when they hurt like a bitch with growing pains. They are like ultra sensitive pleasure bulbs with mini clits on them. Men shouls get some desu.

>>39235524
No.
No and no
Dhh

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Cowtits are for insecure virgins, flat chests are better in every single way.

>>39236931
How are my children supposed to get the nutrients they need from such a dry wasteland of a chest?

ex was GG (32J after she gained some weight)

Words can't describe it. How they look, how they feel, how they move, how they flop around.

I'll never replace her, or them. I might as well be dead

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>>39234125
>tfw in same situation
>goth gf with top tier body, face, everything
>tfw she doesnt want kids

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>39233188
Oh and as for your question, they're big, soft, a little heavy, great for sucking on and rubbing your face in.