Legitimately, what are your "green flags" femanons (and LARPers)
>>39232999
>physically attractive without deformities
>has stable high-paying job that he loves and is passionate about
>has offline hobbies he is passionate about but won't obsess over
>has a good group of friends showing he is sociable
>intelligent
>kind, nurturing, caring, friendly, good-natured in general
>humorous but not in a dark or edgy way
>can maintain conversation with people from different backgrounds because of his wide array of knowledge
>romantic and good in bed ;)
>>39233040
this is all that women want eh?
None. I have absolutely no interest in romance. Nil.
>>39233040
>>has a good group of friends showing he is sociable
Fuck off, i'm sociable but i dont have friends. I have a lot of acquaintances.
>>39233439
Your loss. Love is a hell of a feeling.
>>39233469
I bet it is. It's not like I willingly killed all feelings of romance I had, I just never had any.
Sage these garbage threadssssss
>>39232999
>big
>black
>dick
>and a well-funded checking account, retirement plan and credit score north of 700
>>39232999
>lonely
>desperate
>will take any amount of crazy or ugly I can throw at him
>intelligent
>sarcastic
>nice to me
>mean to everyone else
>social anxiety so it's not just me
>not a picky eater
>has a good relationship with family (unless it's abusive one)
>likes to travel (actually travel instead of getting into hotel and spending week there)
>has ambitions
>has a good overall hygiene and keep ups the shape
>knows how to dress in fashion
>never treats waiters and cashiers poorly
>doesnt use drugs
>good humor sense (very important)
>knows when to lead and when to cooperate
>takes responsibility for his actions
>is realistic but not overly optimistic or pessimistic
>>39233520
>Black
>Good credit
>intelligent
>funny
>nerdy-looking
>few or no sexual partners
>employed full or part-time
>has hobbies besides gaming
>egalitarian
>mentally or physically ill, or compassionate toward people with disabilities
>open to crossdressing in private or public
>>39233040
Everything except the last one, your list is bullshit
Maybe it's because i'm bitter tho
>>39232999
>Good with animals
>Genuinely kind (doesn't expect any reward, does it because he likes seeing people happy)
>>39234203
>doesn't expect any reward, does it because he likes seeing people happy
aka a lapdog who will care about me but i wont do the same for him
>>39234218
No, being a lapdog isn't being nice, helping an old lady across the street or some shit is what I meant
And for the record I always try and reciprocate whatever I'm given
>>39233572
tfw fulfill all of these criteria
I hate pretty much everyone except a few select people I click with.
>>39233623
>doesnt use drugs
define, coffee and alcohol are drugs do you count those?
>>39234362
>I always try and reciprocate
wanna go on a date babe?
>>39234622
I don't think you got what I meant
>>39234650
OK i buy you a fancy dinner and you reciprocate with sex
>>39232999
>Smiles a lot. Even if you have a fugly smile let yourself show it because it's the best way to communicate
>Relaxed; calm. I'm kind of anxious, and when I see a man looking sure of himself, it makes me feel more at ease.
>Based on that ^^^ being confident in himself. NOT boasting and acting like a cockhead Chad, but, like... Talking about things he reads up on, being polite to waitresses, and making the first moves.
> LOVES TO DANCE. This is such a massive turn-on. It also has to do with confidence, because I don't care if you can't dance. Just let loose and move to the music with me. Oh my God that's like my favorite thing ever
>Good at math and paying taxes and money shit because I'm ignorent
>Asks me for advice about things I'm knowledgable at. I'll do this for guys too, and if they reciprocate it, that makes me feel good.
>This is pretty obvious but if I ask what his ideal gf would be and I kind of fit the profile that's a big green flag
>Has at least 4-5 friends he talks with
>Nice to animals, but not obsessively.
>Has a job that pays 45%+ more than minimum wage
>Smokes weed but not everyday
That's all I can come up with
>>39233040
Have everything in this list, still no gf (perhaps maybe my dark sense of humor)
I acually got some green flags in this thread
>>39233572
>lonely
>desperate
>nice to me
>social anxiety so it's not just me
>>39233623
>not a picky eater
>has a good relationship with my family
>has a good overall hygiene and keep ups the shape
>never treats waiters and cashiers poorly
>doesnt use drugs
>>39233722
>intelligent
>funny
>nerdy-looking
>few or no sexual partners
>egalitarian
>mentally ill, compassionate toward people with disabilities
>open to crossdressing in private
>>39234203
>Good with animals
>Genuinely kind (when they ask for help and don't drop alot of responsibility on me)
only sometimes
>intelligent
>sarcastic
>good humor sense
>is realistic but not overly optimistic or pessimistic
>funny
>takes responsibility for his actionsI avoid actions that would make me responsible
>>39233623
Tfw I meet all these requirements, especially the part about traveling
>>39234690
>>Based on that ^^^ being confident in himself. NOT boasting and acting like a cockhead Chad, but, like... Talking about things he reads up on, being polite to waitresses, and making the first moves.
>> LOVES TO DANCE. This is such a massive turn-on. It also has to do with confidence, because I don't care if you can't dance. Just let loose and move to the music with me. Oh my God that's like my favorite thing ever
>>Has a job that pays 45%+ more than minimum wage
See that's allbpossible but then
>>Smokes weed but not everyday
Negates the idea of being able to do any of it
>>39235920
Ok fine I'll take it. If you'll dance with me you can smoke your weed
>>39236097
What if I just wanna take care of you, dance and not smoke weed?
>>39233520
>cares about credit score
peasant detected
>>39234690
I fit everything on that list, and I have a few buddies who are very similar. Don't lose hope.
>>39236179
That works too; the thing is I like to smoke weed myself. Not each day, though, maybe every 3 days or so I'll indulge
>>39236353
Good to hear, anon. I'm really just looking for a guy who can have fun on a whim, but still have some responsibility.
>>39232999
>not degenerate
>>39232999
black
can be white, but needs a bank account and provide me with dosh ill just keep black on the side teehee