Hiya r9k! I've just turned eighteen, and I have seven hundred

Save your money, live below your means, work hard.

>>39229983
>he thinks he's "free" at 18
lol

>>39230010
Don't listen to this cuckolded wageslave

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>>39230010
Why? But that does sound interesting pls elaborate

>>39230010
This. Don't fall for the trap. Don't fuck yourself over in the end

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>>39230037
What trap? What am I missing?

I just don't want to be sad anymore?

Buy a shitty car. Get a job. Get a credit card. Take out a loan and start paying off your new mobile home.

>>39229983
>what should I do with my newfound freedom?
You're not free, anon. You're just the opposite.

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>>39230090
>>39230032
>>39230068
>you aren't free

Then what's the point?
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

I don't want to die

>>39230127
>Then what's the point?
Become a slave to the system.
>What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Be a good goy and work.

>>39229983
>Asking advice from r9k of all things
If you want to learn how to swim you dont ask the drowned, do you?

>>39230010
this

don't be a wasteful nigger

I do this, have 100k saved up at 25.
Will quit my job at the end of the year and enjoy cheap NEETdom

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>>39230254
They have some of the most experience when it comes to the pitfalls of advice, and the generic normie advice is something I just can't stomach.

Where else should I go?

>>39230322
I'd imagine going to >>>/adv/ would be a good start.

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>>39229983
that woman has an amazing butt

if I weren't a priest I might try and seduce her.

>>39229983
go down to a bar. by yourself. sit down listen to some live music. mingle with the regulars. buy yourself a succulent Chinese meal afterwards. idk. fuck do whatever

>>39229983
Have a mental breakdown, spend at least 1 year in the hospital and proceed to live on benefits.

>>39229983

> says want to get laid soon
> who's leg that's in that picture?
> you lying piece of shit with your bullshit thread

>>39229983
>>39230127
Get angry and spend your NEETdom attempting to reach enlightenment while simultaneously figuring out how to systematically defeat the inane, soul crushing system that most of the anons that are posting here have already been trampled by. Seek passion and maximize capability-- nothing matters until you have managed an existence almost entirely under your control. It exists, but it needs excellence, massive degrees of focus, mental tenacity, and patience.

Or you can take that money and buy some substances. Get fucked up and medicate yourself numb like most of the world. In doing this, you decide to be powerless. The fight is too much, you were never the one, etc. Such is the philosophy of /r9k/, essentially.

Your choice shall lead to radically polarizing states of being. No matter the choice, there will be high drama, and pain. In the former, you will laugh at it. In the latter, it will likely consume you.

We all walk a path; the powerful know it, know they're walking it, know it's written, make it written. Weaponize yourself. This game has free roam. Play with it.