Is there a non-painful way I can make myself mute or at least

>>39228492
>scar myself into selective mutism
just stop talking dumbass..

>>39228492
A real robot posts.

Unfortunately, 90% sure that psychologically scarring yourself is a meme

>>39228492
Mental conditioning.
Ask someone, that every time they notice you talking, to cut off your tongue.

>get lighter fluid
>get lighter
>light lighter infront of face
>spray lighter fluid through flame into open mouth
>???
>idk if profit

>>39228515
I want to be unable to speak.
>>39228531
>>39228544
Looking for ways that won't make eating or breathing painful.

>>39228607
Fucking pussy

Is this all just to give mommy another excuse for you being a failure NEET

>>39228607
So why you wanna be mute anon? I'm curious.

>>39228840
I don't want to go into it. I just want to see if anyone else here had similar feelings and knew of a way to become mute physically or mentally.

>>39228880
You're the same dumbass who wanted to be blind last week aren't you?

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>>39228840
Not OP, but it's genius.
pros:
>get rid of the monotone voice
>no more awkward pauses when talking to grills
>get sympathy from girls
>get sympathy from employers
>wont scare away my first fuck after my first cum scream
cons:
>can't call for help if you're stuck
>can't yell watch out to your gf

>>39228984
No. I'm not that anon from last week.

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>>39228492
Just take an oath of silence.

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>>39228984
This fucking place...

Kill yourself. That'll shut your pathetic self centered ass up permanently.

>>39229022
This is getting closer to what I want. How do monks and saints gain the discipline to do that?

>>39229057
They take an oath. You wouldn't break an oath, now would you?

>>39228840
I'm tired of talking and tired of people. I want out.

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>>39229103
That's what sodium potassium cyanide is for kid.

>>39228492
Have you tried not being a pussy. N