>BONE chilling phrases that pierce right down to your soul

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>>39226448
>"why are you so quiet?"
>because I have nothing to say
>"it's kinda scary"
>don't worry when the day comes you'll be spared

Actual conversation I had at work with female co worker.

>"You're wanted on the phone."

please no

>younger co worker asks "how old are you?"

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>>39226448

>"You're going to have to learn how to drive"

I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT. I'M A WALKLET FOR LIFE.

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>had to go to an appointment today regarding my neet bux
>got a new social worker, a sweet old lady
>she asked me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

> how are you

I have to decide whether to ruin their day or not.

"You feeling okay, anon? You always look so sad."

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>Teacher at senior high shool in Japan
>"Are you a virgin?"
>"Do you have a girlfriend?"
>"What girls have you kissed?"

Knowing these kids have probably experienced these things while I haven't makes my blood boil.

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>>39226496
>>39226499
>>39226522
>>39226535
>>39226559
>>39226577
>>39226579
CALCIUM FREEZING

>>39226535
>Where's your car?
>What type of car do you drive?
>Why don't you have your license?
>When are you getting your license?

cant drive + no car = death sentence

>>39226448
>you look like double your age XDXDXDXDXD
>why are you shy lmao
>he is so awkward hehehe
>you are fat XDXDXDXDXDXD
>why are you so ugly?

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>you're going to continue the bloodline right anon? you're the only child haha
>

all the things i owe them for and all they want is grandchildren in return
if only they knew

>>39226614
in japan?wait are you japanese,gaijn or mixed?

>I think anon is secretly a serial killer

>>39226448
>"if you don't, I'll tell everyone you know about your fucking fetish."

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>>39226522
>look 18-19
>am 22
>constantly get attention from teenage girls

p-pls stop

>>39226665
I'm a baka gaijin

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>>39226643

We aren't made for this high speed society. Fuck this anxiety

>>39226448
>"What are you doing skipping school?"
>"You're 14 right?"
I'm 24 next month...

>>39226559
What'd she say and where are you now

>wow imagine being a virgin at 19

>>39226722
What'd you say*
Originaldo

>>39226708
Should I study abroad in Japan or is it a stupid weeb dream that I'll become disillusioned with quickly

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>"I don't get how anyone can still be a virgin older than 18"
>"I honestly would never want to be someone's first"
>"I'd never want to be involved with anyone whose never been in a relationship before - too much hassle"

just fucking kill me

>>39226643
>about to get the perfect job
>everything is in line
>told I need to drive a truck everyday
>go back to being NEET

Driving defines your status.

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>this class will require you to give multiple oral presentations
I've added a whole extra semester to my college debt dodging these classes

>>39226752
If you want to learn Japanese there's no other place.
However if you want to do some other degree don't bother, university degrees are easy here and they pretty much hand them out. No, you won't get into Tokyo university.

>>39226723
you don't lie about being a virgin?
I'm 21 and I tell everyone "yeah haha I lost it at university last year, just some girl from a night out... not a big deal"
little do they know I haven't talked to a girl at university and I'm coming into my 3rd year next month

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>Please stand up and read the next paragraph anon

>>39226795
Not the guy you are talking to but is tokyo university that hard to get into or they just don't want to deal with language barriers?

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>>39226448
>jonathan brandis? whos that?
hurts me everytime

>>39226448
>dude, are you...a virgin!?
Not original?

>>39226823
Hard to get into, mainly because so many people go for it.

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>>39226707
>tfw I'm 27 and always get mistaken for being 40

Last person who asked my age just looked at me wide eyed in stunned silence when I told them

>>39226823
They don't want to deal with you. You're not japanese.

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>>39226829
i could go into great depth as to why hes the greatest men of our generation but i cannot be bothered right now

>>39226760
just lie about being a virgin if you already want to just fuck a girl

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>>39226448

>speak some words
>"OH MY GOD HE TALKED"
>everyone in the bus applauds

Jesus christ, I want to die.

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>>39226862
I do but when you're a fucking retard like me it's pretty obvious.

also doesn't stop it from hurting.

>>39226900
I went back and told the girl I slept with I was a virgin years later.

you have no idea how appalled she was

>>39227038
Well at least she didn't say, "I know."

"Any plans for the weekend?"
"Do you work or go to college?"
"Any holidays coming up?"

I'M ONLY ABLE TO KEEP THE FACADE UP FOR SO LONG. I WAS LUCKY IN JULY I HAD A MOUNTAIN TRIP PLANNED

>>39226760
>"I'd never want to be involved with anyone whose never been in a relationship before - too much hassle"
>"I like sloppy seconds"
I dont understand this normie logic. What's the reasoning behind this?

>"you have no reason to be insecure!"
>"you're tall cute and sweet!"
It makes me feel good for two seconds then I realize if I am all those things there is something else that is very wrong with me that is keeping the girls away. 21 btw

>in Japan
>be 24
>masculine traits
>have beard
>people ask how old I am
>"Guess"
>"Eeeh, 28? 30? 35?"
>"...I'm 24"
>EEEEHHH!? SO YOUNG!!"

Fucking Asians and their genes. 45yo women also look 30. It's insane.

>>39227218
Being the only person in the relationship with any "battle" experience is really shitty. You have to do and teach everything while they bumble around until they learn. Same reason women don't like the idea of a virgin just with sex and a high likelihood of inadequacy issues piled on top.
If both of you know the dance moves then you can waltz right from the get go and not knowing the steps later on down the line after you're established isn't a possible worry.
Also its HIGHLY unusual to actually give a shit if she's a virgin or not past early highschool age. It's just a known that most everyones fucked by that point and sex is sex. They don't even have "am i better than the last guy?" thoughts either. It's a whole line of thought that most people don't even know exists let alone subscribe to and i honestly wonder if its what cripples robots in that entire section of human interaction.

>>39227278
>tall

Fuck off normie

>>39227341
just because I'm tall I'm a normie? I have schizophrenia. All you have is basic bitch depression.

>>39226448
>"How old are you?"
What's my age again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA

>older friends get carded at bar
>I don't

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>>39226614
>these kids have probably experienced these things
Not likely.

>>39227339
>it's a whole line of thought that most people don't even know exist

Damn I was thinking the same thing. People who think those things tend to be very neurotic and have a distorted worldview due to isolation.

>>39227374
I have schitzophrenia as well and you projecting your own depression is only going to fuel your mental illness

be humble bitch

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>>39226707
I'm almost 22, look like I'm 15, and don't get any attention from any females.

>>39227339
Teach them what?
Curious
Also, is there a school I can go to learn all this so I have a chance.

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>>39226822
>read the next paragraph anon

>>39227339
Dude what?
Even Normies get insecure about that shit.
Look at all the cuck shit that gets linked from reddit.
Theres so many anecdotes online.
Just because normans have sex doesn't mean they don't feel insecure or inadequate.

>>39227285

Anon, actually there is a secret ritual that we must attend to at least once in lifetime, we must seek out the blessing by the mountain sage (or variation) in order to unlock the ability to stay youthful for longer that is inherent in every human, you should try it too.

>>39227374
Of course you are
Being tall, haveing a big dick. Or being handsome automatically makes you a pseudo normie

>>39226614
I meet a lot of college freshmen girls from japan, so about that same age.

They know you're a loser and are picking on you. I've asked what they thought of their eikaiwas. They got nicknames for you guys.

>>39227545
redditors arent socially normal either. they're a "small" outlier. explain kekistan to an actual normie and they'd think you were retarded.
>>39227496
the basic maneuverings, etiquette, responsibilities, and expectations involved in maintaining a relationship essentially. how to act and when type things. i doubt there's an actual school that reliably teaches it but google says they exist in some capacity.

>>39227647
But anon, people who'd take kekistan even half serious are actually retarded.

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>>39226496
>"why are you so quiet?"
What am I supposed to say to this? I got a part time wage cuck job and the waitresses said this to me, I didn't know I was so quiet.

>>39227967
I'm saying actual legitimate normies stick to facebook for their internet usage. People like you and me who frequent here are in the same league as redditors in their eyes. They won't even know what a robot is they'll just assume everyone from 4chan is like us if we had to explain it to them just like they'd assume every redditor is super into kekistan but all of us are social idiots to them.
>>39228020
Shrug and go back to what you're doing. 9/10 they'll drop it and never bring it up again.

>>39228124
Well, jokes are on you. I've learned from my mistakes and have gotten pretty good at hiding my power level.

The last time that I've showed some funny threat to a "normie", the word 4Chan somehow slipped into my HS graduation yearbook quote. The guy's interning as an actuary now.

>>39228124
>Shrug and go back to what you're doing. 9/10 they'll drop it and never bring it up again.
I've tried that but I've still over heard them talking about it. One of them thinks I hate them because I'm so quiet

>>39226496
>don't worry when the day comes you'll be spared
holy fucking shit dude

>>39226707
Oh, what a fucking curse.
18 plus, good to uh... puss- uh, pussy. Fuck 'em in the pussy.

>>39228197
I never said we couldn't hide our powerlevels but a glaring lack of knowledge can't be hidden for long especially in the proximity relationships will force you into. They'll know somethings up and if you don't tell them that means they'll have to guess which really upsets them because they'll never guess what the actual problem is as, again, its just assumed everyone beyond highschool has done this dance once before. It's too rare for them not to assume thats simply not an option.

>>39228250
And I'm also kv Asian, so it a bit less obvious that something is off.

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>>39227444
>be in line/queue at the store
>buying some liquor
>guy in front of me buys beer
>i gauge him as around my age
>cassier asks for an id
>i worry for a bit because i forgot my id
>get to the cassier
>she doesnt ask for my id

I was shocked for a second. Am I that shitty/old looking? I'd rather be embarassed by telling her i forgot my id than being hurt like this.

Fucking kill me already.

>>39228292
Being asian doesn't hide anything and now you go Asian Syndrome(google it you have a prejudice against you for moral and ethical innocence you literally can't be seen as a bad boy by 87% of the population if statisticians are worth their salt) and people can tell when you're missing a chunk of knowledge like that. We're subconsciously hardwired to pick up when people are lacking socially. Standing theory is empathy and disease prevention as well as self preservation. Everyone will stay away from the schizo/rabid/ill guy by a few feet instinctively because that shit shows in your body language or set of face or even your eye movement and they'll pick up on that. Same for if they notice you acting what to them would be called "shifty" when it comes to things related to intimacy because your unsureness will show in how you hold yourself or your facial expressions or your breathing, or eye movement, or speech patterns, and possibly even your hormones in your sweat you give off. It's that sort of "radar" people have when they can tell a situation is going south and its time to fight or run or how stacy in school could tell you were a safe bet to pick on or chad knew you literally couldn't fight back mentally speaking.
>>39228211
But did they ever ask you about being quiet again? Or did they just mumble among themselves and stop bothering you?
If its the latter that will always happen you're an oddity to them and thus a subject they can have shallow banter over.

>>39227449
>Government worried about virginity

that's when you know it's bad

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>>39228420
they might've recognized you

>>39228571
nah its a big city. And it was at a store i never really frequent.

Not a phrase but an action.
>Buying booze
>Get to cashier
>They don't card

I'm 22 for God's sake why aren't you carding me

>All these robots complaining they can't learn to drive.

I had to teach myself to drive and got my license with only 20 hours on the road because my parents were junkies.

If you want something you can achieve it. Risks are involved tho.

>>39228512
Well, yeah. They're birth rate is 1.5 per family so they're not even breaking even in growth rate and their whole economy is based around having millions of easily replaceable cogs.
Whats worse is once the generations between boomers and their earlier generation following whats replacing them is even less than that because they also have a NEET problem so realistically for every person that retires in the next 50 years they're getting a .3 of a person back to replace them while their economy will still expect the work load to be fufilled by that number.
They're going to have to cut of NEET support and give incentives for 3+ child families or they're going to die.

>>39226896
Lost count of how many times this shit has happened. With literal clapping too.

>>39228595
I didn't teach myself but I had maybe 5 hours behind the wheel and passed the test with flying colors. I took one lesson and the guy never even said anything, just was on Facebook on his phone the whole time.

>>39228618
>give incentives for 3+ child families

they should get the neets to do this; government payrolls for anyone who will pop out kids. plus side, they'll have plenty of free time to spend on raising their kids. there's probably not a crapton of these people but if you can get them to have pre-condom catholic farm family kind of kids maybe it'll work out.

as i understand it the big problem is that they all work too hard and don't have a lot of time or encouragement for forming meaningful relationships, which is terrible when it's combined with all the readily available escapism and alternative life arrangements to marriage.

i wonder if marriage was always terrible and societies only worked before because everyone was forced into it, either by propaganda or sheer peer pressure.

>>39228595
I literally drove so bad the driving instructor at the local driving school made me ride shotgun for an hour until his time was up then told me don't take the test.
I just went off my pills cold turkey and suddenly my return to normal reaction times seemed superhuman and i aced it with something like 10 hours of actual practice under my belt.
Driving is daunting but its actual practice is fairly easy.

>>39228686
Partially correct. The issue is they overwork the kids when their young so they end up like literal robots here missing all the important keystone moments of adolescents that allow us to mature into effective adults THEN they give them their uni careers as the freespace for socializing and meeting your wife before its back to overworking them so much they have no time for socializing. Too many hit the depression wall and never study enough to make a uni so their one and only chance at socializing and marrying is gone.
As for their numbers NEETs are "only' 560k out of 127 million. The impact wouldn't be large enough so it'd have to be 2 separate programs. Cut off NEET bennies so they either die or conform and end that particular drain on resources then simultaneously encouraging everybody unmarried to marry even if its only 16% unmarried past age 40 then incentivize everyone to have 3+ kids because their culture and economic model started with the foundation of 5+ kids per family. They've just been shooting themselves in the foot this entire time essentially and western millennials are just tasting the beginning of this same shit where either we work more for the same wage or find a way to adopt lesser living.

>"So what do you do on the weekend?"

>>39227647
You just mentioned a bunch of nothing to be honest.
You made it sound like its something very complicated, but come off very vague.
Can you please go into more detail with your examples.

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>what are your hobbies?
>what do you like to do?
It's not even like I have bizarre hobbies I literally don't have any at all. I hate lying so I don't want to make something up especially if it comes back to bite me later, so I say something I just "do" like cooking as it's closer to being true. Even though I don't enjoy it at all, I simply want to eat.

>>39229541
how the hell do you not have any hobbies?

>>39226496
>>39228020

Whenever someone asks why I'm quiet I just say something along the lines of "I prefer the term laconic" and they usually shut up.

>>39228966
>>39229541
"Haha... i just like to hang out with friends and relax"
Everytime they ask this at a job interview i dont get the job. Doesnt even help that I have no friends

>>39229541
I just half lie by saying something I wish I did instead of being a depressed piece of shit all day every day.

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>tell us your name and one thing about yourself

>>39229612
>state name and major
wow so hard

>>39229627
this is not a board for you, norman

>>39229556
Nothing interests me
>Just leave your PC!
Have done so before. I've tried to play an instrument, exercise, write, play sports, it's all eh to me. Heck I don't even listen to music.

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>Haha he's turning red! Look, look, now it's even brighter!

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>OMG are you crying?!
FUCK these people.

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>>39226448
>"So where are you going to college?"

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>>39229753
>>39229612
>>39229822
>>39229840
FRIDGED CARTILAGE

>So, how's the job seeking going?


Every time it cuts like a knife. You know I haven't done anything stop asking

>>39226448
>How are you today?
I DUNNO MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSULT THE SULLEN LOOK ON MY FACE YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT MY DAY IS TERRIBLE

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>are you ready for university/college, anon?
what do you think?

>what college are you going to?
>brainlet that barely passed 10th grade and then dropped out

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>>39230060
>>39230073
WOA NELLY IT'S GUNNA BE A COLLLLLD WINTER

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>ummmm... guys, I think anon might be planning to shoot up the school
*muffled pumped up kicks plays in the distance*

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>well, what do you want to do in life anon?

>>39228851
I feel like you really dont know what you're talking about or know much about all the economic and political issues that led to the malaise Japan is experiencing.

>>39228590
They dont care.

>unoriginal

>>39230055
Literally nobody gives a shit. In English this is just a formality akin to saying "Hello". Nobody gives a shit how your day is and nobody wants any answer other than "fine, and yours?"

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>what are we?

oreganoli system

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>So anon, what's wrong with you anyways.

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>"How come that i've never seen you with a girl anon? Are you gay anon?"

>>39226448
>hey man got a cigarette?
n-nah i don't smoke

why does everyone think i smoke, i'm a pale autistic tall fuck who walks with a cane, what makes them think i smoke reeee

>>39226448
"I don't sell anymore"

Like weed

>>39228595

Driving is so surreal to me

Espescially if your driving somewhere bussy or difficult like city's or something

"What have you been up to"


I just laugh cause at this point I don't even wanna say "oh you know" cause it just feels even worse. I am sod ashamed

>>39226448
>"OMG, I've never seen you smile!"
WHY DO YOU CARE IF I SMILE OR NOT REEEEEEEEEE

>>39228595
>Risks are involved tho.
Which is to say that, no, you can't necessarily achieve everything you want to.

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>>39231985
because you're bringing them down
extroverts feel entitled to have all other people radiating joy to them, and get upset when other people exist who aren't benefiting them

>>39232236
Is there a way I can benefit from this?

Like, becoming such a depressive mess that I gain the ability to suck the joy out of normie's lives, like a supervillain.

>>39228020
Just say you're feeling tired. At least that's what I say when asked

>>39232272
>like a supervillain
taking it that far could be very challenging, but you certainly can be a detriment to people while taking satisfaction from it.
aside from the obvious of learning about sadism and the nature of the negative emotions you want to expand upon in others, you should also look into the metaphorical side of "psychic vampires" if you want to learn more about this.

>>39228595
I'd have to pay a lot of money to take the classes and get the books, then I'd have to fail irl driving lessons with the instructor one time, only to pass and then get a paper which is useless because I don't have a car and I don't need one, mostly because my city is not that big and this pseudo-commie state gives me a free tram pass. Even if I needed a car, I would not be able to afford one, nor the gasoline, the insurance, registration fees and whatever the fuck other costs come with it. It really makes me rage when I apply for desk jobs but then they put up a requirement of having a license though.

>>39232413
Thanks guys.Loved how you thought touching me would make me be more honest. The lies just kept on coming to me.

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>>39226448

>"He talked!"
>"Look, he came out of his cave!"
>"Are you gay?"
>"When's that girlfriend coming?"
>"Why do you wear black like that? It's depressing. Are you emo?"
>"How are you doing in college?"
>"Are you depressed?"
>"Are you suicidal?"

Why yes, I am a pathetic depressed shut-in borderline gay college emo dropout with no girlfriend who wants to fucking end his life right FUCKING NOW

I look 16 at 24.

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>>39226448
Hmm. There isn't a whole lot that has been said, though I do remember these two girls going up to me and telling me that I'm really introverted, they kept saying that I was cute and I was finger twiddling and stammering like a total dork. Otherwise;
>Anon, come here for a sec (in relation to work, usually just being transferred inconsequentially though it still gets me terrified).
>Don't feel too down anon.
>Well, you did your best!
I appreciate the sentiment and I know I can't really do anymore without being rendered sleepless though I can't help but blame myself over the smallest of things and resent who I am. I try, I swear I do though it gets tiring, you know?

>>39226535
Unless you can't afford it go for it. It makes your parents proud and its surprisingly chill so long as you get a nice instructor. Honestly I remember how driving lessons were the only thing I looked forward to, an excuse not to stress out over work and go to random places. I can totally understand if you don't want to though, I'm lucky to have had such a good instructor.

>>39226656
>tfw you want children though have zero romantic/ sexual intrigue and will never be satisfied with yourself enough to approach someone.

>>39233133
You have the option to change that anon, I won't say more because you've seen it all already. Christ though stop with the emo stuff, I mean the music is great (at least 90's material and a couple recent bands) but the scene is cringy and like any scene shouldn't be touched by anyone for any reason ever, its a waste of money that could be spent on greater clothes that will last longer, if you are going to wear black then at least contrast it. This being said I'm pretty sure most of those are memetic phrases which are never actually said, coming from a borderline shut-in.

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>>39226496
>>don't worry when the day comes you'll be spared
>Actual conversation I had at work with female co worker.


Holy fuck dude, you managed to be a complete beta and put the female on a pedestal even in your edgy spergouts.

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>It's the aspergers isn't it
>You could make a saint swear
>So are you working?

>>39233599

I'm not emo I just like the music and dressing in black. Bright colors are retarded and natural colors are normie. Calling emofags "cringe" is a meme. Emo scenes are different.

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>>39226448
>How's school?
>What are you studying?
>Are you in uni?
>Are you working?
These get me every time desu

>>39226695
>tfw I was in this exact situation
>tfw I solved it by just that same day, making a facebook post saying the guy that said this had my fetish, and I was revealing it to the world because we had a fight and I threatened him I would do this
>tfw exactly what I wanted to happen happened and no-one believed him when he went "n-no, thats actually anons fetish!!!"
>tfw this might be the best mindgame Ive ever played in my life

>>39226448
>Tell me about yourself.
Im so boeing i have nothing to reply to that.

>No member of the female gender will ever love you, especially not me

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>Wow, Anon, I didn't know you could say positive things about something
>Are you actually serious now?

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>tfw beyond caring

>>39226448
>Have you got a girlfriend?

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>"You look/act so creepy."
>"You look/act like a serial killer/school shooter."

I don't want to hurt anybody. I've only been in one fight, and that was out of self defense. Why do they demonize me for the way I am? Why do they think this is okay?

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>"How old are you?"
It's less chilling and more just annoying. I'm 24 and have a babyface, which makes me look like I'm 16. My mother has the same genetics, where she is actually 42 but looks like she's in her early or mid 30s.

I think I'm about to start using it to my advantage, letting people assume I'm underage and running with it.

>>39226448
>Any question involving sex
Apparently it's a really normal thing to have, but that just seems like another world desu.

>>39226496
Someone asked me this, and rather than say cringe shit like that, I just shrugged, and the person actually laughed. I talk with customers and with co-workers when work has to be done, but in the break room I spend most of my break stuffing my face with food and listening to whatever tv drama the rest of my co-workers seem to be enthralled with.

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>>39226896
>everyone in the bus applauds
>>39228622
>With literal clapping too.

What the absolute fuck?

>>39226633
Tripped checked

>>39226448
i got one.
>who are you?
every fucking time.

>>39226535
yep, this one too.

>>39226448
I got another, this time it's a song lyric.
>Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep

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>Aha! He finally comes out of his cave! We were about to send a search party!

/r9k/ posts this sort of thing like it's a meme, but this was me every fucking day up until I finally managed to move out. That phrase and all of its variants still makes me nauseous.

>>39234947
Idk but I feel the same way, anon.

>>39234766
NO MOM I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND! QUIT ASKING ME THAT! GOSH!!!

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>tell me/us about yourself anon!

>>39231985
I don't smile 'cause my teeth are crooked. That, and there's also nothing to smile about.

>>39226448
>"What did you do on the weekend?"
Vicious question.

Bitch, I spent those precious few days off playing videogames and relentlessly masturbating.

>>39226448
>Can I see your Apartment ?

>>39229558
>Laconic? what does that mean?
I-it means, uh...
>Hold on lemme google search it, don't get up.
...

>>39236311
Lol just lie and say you stayed home all weekend long.

>>39236402
I do but they keep asking. It's built up the image that I never go out, which I don't. But to a normal that would seem really sad and pathetic, which it is.
What's a good lie?

>you look deep in thought what are you thinking about?

>>39226535
I'm so fucking scared. I know that one day my parents will automatically book courses for me. They don't give a fuck.

Off-topic but I'm hoping that continuously shaving my facial hair will speed up the process of growing a beard for No-Shave November.
Alright, back to the phrases.
>Are you okay?
The last time someone told me this was 'cause I started laughing too hard. Like, yeah I'm okay I don't have brain damage.

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>why don't you ever smile?
god fucking dammit

>>39226448
We need to talk.
Fuck me

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>>39236505
>No-Shave November
What the fuck mang? Not letting your beard grow for a random month because some cuckass hispter norman tells you to? You wob't post your lush beard on instagram, bucko. No one's going to give a fuck. You gotta grow your beard on your terms or simply not give a fuck and grow it whenever you want

I'm going to do no-shave December just to fucking piss off all of you fucking drones

>Why don't you go out with your parents anymore, anon? We miss you.
>How's college going?
>So anon, when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?
>Are you gay anon? You can tell us the truth.

>>39236611
>so, when are you going to bring a girl home anon?
>you know if you want to invite your friends, you can anon!

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>>39236481
Yeeeep. I hear that one a lot.
>What'cha thinking about? :)
>...Nothing
>:(
Sometimes I'm thinking about stuff that would be appropriate to talk about, but I can't articulate it quick enough
And other times I'm thinking about emo shit that no one wants to hear, so...

>>39234164
Holy shit that's genius

It makes you look like a prick to everyone else but it's still genius

>>39236505
>continuously shaving my facial hair will speed up the process of growing a beard
That's an old wives tale to make men shave, bro

>>39229753
People actually do that shit?

Jesus

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>>39231985
just tell them this

>>39229724
Do you have depression or something?

>>39236463
Not the same guy, but I'll answer you. Just say "just chilled, had some drinks, watched some Netflix". Basically the same thing, but if you say it like that, Norman's think you're "chill", or whatever degenerate word they use these days.

>>39236597
I deactivated my ig a long time ago. I'm doing it for me and only me. The reason I'm doing it in November is 'cause coworkers won't ask why I'm not shaving it, they'll assume it's because of No-Shave.

>>39236667
My dad told me that, only it was shaving will make your facial hair more and more rough over time. Besides, had I not shaved, I'd still have a gross pedo 'stache.

>>39236822
Undrstandable. Have a nice original day anon

>>39234992
Same here, both my parents look younger than they are.

>>39236632
You're killing me, Smalls.

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>Do you think you might be schizoid?
She didn't mean to be rude

Calling a normalfag a bit overdramatic with a straight face whenever they ask stupid questions about thought or emotion works every time. Put them on the spot, make them feel like the immature sperg with no social skills and they won't bother you again

>>39226448
>you look really old how old are you
>26

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>for this project you will need to get into groups

>>39226535
the more times you fail, the worse you will do next time.
inescapable downwards spiral.

I remember i was such a beta fuck that i stayed with "friends" who i didn't even like because they were the only people i had to speak to. I liked nothing that they liked since they constantly loved watching faggot tumblrina cartoons. whenever i said "why do you guys watch that stuff" i got about 20 responses back of "WOW STOP HATING FUN". Eventually i cut them off and now i have nobody to speak to. Can't decide if it was worth it or not

>>39237022
this really triggers the highschool ptsd

>"Where are you from?"

>Identity crisis from modern multicultural society triggers panic attack

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>>39226535
Driving is much easier than people make it out to be.
1. Don't put both feet on a pedal. Only place your right foot onto the gas or brake as needed. This prevents you from spazzing out and hitting both at the same time in sketchy situations.
2. Go as slow and steady as you need to feel safe. People on the road may get pissed if you're going too slow but usually they will pass you or deal with it. Other people don't want their vehicles fucked up either usually.
3. Make confident movements. Constantly braking, changing turn signals, attempting to take turns into traffic when you aren't sure are all things that can confuse other drivers and lead to a higher risk of accidents. When you want to make a movement on the road make sure you have complete confidence other people are aware of what you are attempting.
4. The car is your friend. Most vehicles you will ever drive will have nice power steering, automatic gears and balanced handling. Just feel the vehicle as an extension of yourself and make sure you have a clear view of the edge of the front of your hood. Even playing driving sim games can maybe help you with confidence because modern cars handle cleaner than people give them credit for.
5. Watch out for retards. This one is self explanatory. If you are in the USA most states driving standards are way too poor so even retards can keep their license until they are arrested for manslaughtering a baby because they were texting while driving.

>>39227485
loser

origoneeto

>>39237502
I'm 24 and look like I"m 12

>>39237185
It definitely was just for the shitposting alone. Admittedly, fucking the roastie would have been nice but I hope she finishes college. I hope those creep shots she took bring her as much enjoyment as the ones I have of her. ;)

>>39237502
actually on second thought 12 is fucking young I look 15-16. a woman jokingly said I looked 12 once and I took it to heart.

>do you have a job/are you looking for a job?

literally the only good think about having a job is not having to deal with the social stigma of being a neet

>>39226807
being a virgin at 19 isnt that big of a deal honestly
but yea if i was 21 i'd lie about it

>>39237841
even then you have to deal with countless other social stigmas including the fact you were a neet.

>>39231530
You can't be hesitant and without confidence on the road in the same way you are in social situations. Don't be afraid to speed in order to pass people or slot in close to other cars. Be safe and always use your turn signals. Also, it helps to have an experienced passenger for the first few times driving on the interstate/toll roads. It's really easy once you get the hang of it.

>>39226535
28 years old here. This is mine, too. I failed the driving test twice when I was 18 and just never tried again.

>>39226535
fug man its the same shit when you were a kid and the other kids asked why you dont have a bike. Its the same exact thing only now its a fukin car

>>39226448
>anon, ehy do you always look like you'd want to die *giggle*
A former coworker said this to me "jokingly". Never wanted to die right on the spot more.

>>39226496
lol thats a good way to get fired

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>>39228618
how about revamp their system??? I mean the west is going to the shitter because muhhh workforce needs more people so we import somali negroids, this type of economic growth is flawed and its the only reason that 1.5 birthrate is viewed as a bad thing because muhh shekels muhh bisnesssss, its going to have to happen eventually as there isnt infinite space on earth nor infinite resources to manage these people that statistically are counted as economic growth they are just going to end up like most of africans hungry, breeding out of control and dependent on foreign aid that isnt going to be there because everyone is fucked with over population and theres simply no grain to place on their plastic spoons since the land is either living grounds livestock feed grounds or land bought by chinese. Shits going to hit the fan regardless if any of the big babies start shit on the playground with eachother or not.

>>39233599
>its surprisingly chill so long as you get a nice instructor. Honestly I remember how driving lessons were the only thing I looked forward to, an excuse not to stress out over work and go to random places.
This. Taking driving lessons were some of the chillest moments of my life. I had a good instructor too, he was always chill and was telling all these awful dad jokes lol. Good times.

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>What would you consider your biggest accomplishment?

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>>39226448
>"do you have a girlfriend?"
>"what do you do for a living?
>"what's your major"
>"jesus, you're so short"
>"when was the last time you got laid?"
>"so you really have never acchieved anything at your age? Wow, you're pretty weak."
>"you're pathetic, you deserve to be miserable"
>"get a job you lazy piece of shit"
>"wow you're such a loser you'll die a virgin"
>"leave us alone don't talk to us anymore you miserable permavirgin"

>>39238556
i did all my mandatory driving hours like 21 of em but the problem was that from day 1 we were driving in a big city with mental traffic at rush hour it was madness to my head heavy stress hands sweating since every other driver was an apparent madman, i guess everyone likes to fuck with student drivers, wish i couldve gone to a school in a countryside or something and deal with city streets once im confident behind the wheel. Didnt even do my schools written exams just stopped caring, country is small enough i can walk everywhere public transport is comfy if i for some reason want to go to some far away city but since im a neet i dont see why i would even want to.

>>39236780
Well yes but even before then I only liked to read and write.

>>39226496
>don't worry when the day comes you'll be spared
boy that really escalated quickly 2bh.

>>39238732
yeah I can see how this would be a problem. I did my lessons in a small town, roads in the afternoon were almost empty and it was May so the weather was awesome. Shit was so comfy, one time we even took the car to the car wash after the lesson was over. I was so happy I washed that thing like it was mine. Good fuckin times...

>"hey tell me, who's the first one you're going to kill when the day comes. Come on you can tell me"
>" look at poor anon, always so lonely."
>"can you at least try to act normal for once"
>"you'd be quite handsome if you weren't such a broken husk"

the last one gave me a 3 day stay in a psych ward, that was scary as shit

>>39226448
>are you batman?

they le know

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>so, what did you do this weekend?
>what did you do last night?

>>39227374
I know that feeling.

I'm pretty attractive, and thus I get to go through the pain of people pining for me and wanting to get to know me. As soon as I get attached, they realize what's wrong with me and leave.

>you don't seem like there's anything wrong
>if you ever need anything, I'm here for you

When I told someone who I thought was a good friend that I had been diagnosed, they just got wide eyed and sat in silence. They got very quiet and had to leave all of a sudden. The relationship continued to go downhill from there.

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>What have you been doing all this time?

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No one ever says anything to me because I never leave my dwelling

>>39226496
>Why are you so quiet?

I hate that question. What am I supposed to say to that?

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>>39226448
>everyone's good at something
>you should apply yourself
>what is your greatest accomplishment
>do you play any sports
>ah, so you're a tech expert
>practice makes perfect
>it depends on how much you want it
>do you have a gf yet
>what are your career plans
>what do you want to be
>you got this
>I believe in you
>you'll be fine
>we'll get through this
>it's almost done
>this is your last chance
>don't mess this up
>I trust you
>you're not very good at this
>just take your negative feelings and turn it into something productive
>why are you so negative
>you should be happy
>you have everything you could ever want
>lots of people have it worse than you
>you'll fit in somewhere
>pick a partner
>how does this make you feel and why
>what do you think about this
>tell me what you want
>do you ever talk
>why do you talk like that
>quit acting white
>wake me when you need me
tfw white boi in nigger body

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>>39239531
>tfw white boi in nigger body
Don't let hood rats trick you into thinking that bitchy; criminal or "hip" behavior is "being black". You can be black and not feel guilty about it while acting civilized and being a lawful citizen. You should look and study those black politicans and economists, and hail them as inspiration for your life (quotes unverified but use the names)

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>>39239531

Culture shapes people. The reasons so many blacks are criminal and lazy can be attributed to the culture that molded them, not their inherent nature. However, intelligent people have the ability to rise above, consider alternatives and/or think for themselves. Your behavior just means that you're an intelligent person.

>>39226695
>fucking fetish
Your fetish...is sex?

>>39239531
don't get bent over dude, change your company
nigger is a state of mind, and it is contaminating

>>39228020
"oh, you know, I just prefer to keep to myself - sorry, don't mean to be rude!" and then you have a clipped conversation with them about normie things to demonstrate that you don't have autism and then go back to not saying anything

>>39240005
>clipped conversation with them about normie things
"Oh my gosh, those fidget spinners are so weird...You wanna have coffe with me?"

>>39227496
>teach them what?
It's a million little things that you've heard a million times before - "show that you care", "listen to their feelings", "know when they need space", etc. that you eventually develop an INSTINCT for instead of them just existing in your head as abstract concepts. When it becomes instinct, it "just happens", and you don't actively think about it, you just sense when an appropriate response / intonation / behavior / etc. is called for and you do it. Ascension to normalfaggotry is largely dependent on internalizing / "locking down" social mores in this way such that you can free up your brain to focus on things like "having an actually interesting conversation" and "enjoying yourself in public without worrying that you appear autistic". Each normative behavior that you successfully encode as instinct frees up more cognitive resources for just being in the moment and enjoying yourself

>>39237079
3 times failed now, it feels endless.

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>>39233133
>Are you gay?
This is the worst, family can't comprehend me just being a loser with women so keep asking this dehumanizing question.

>>39226448
"hey hey please don't PLEASE don't please noo!! It will hurt I am sureee NOOO please don't do it anon!"

Ok that wasn't bone chilling, but rather funny.

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>>39236611
>>39236632
fuck this i hate this

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>"you're kind of pathetic"
>"you need to get help before you end up shooting up a school"
>"I don't know what to tell you go get therapy"

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>everyone is going to stand up, say their name and something interesting about themselves ;)
fucking hell do I hate this. There is fucking nothing interesting about me stop asking.

>"Hi, Anon." -person I remember the face of but not the name

>>39229401
nobody wants to be with someone who doesnt know how to have sex , what do to in bed , nobody has time to teach you how to lick pussy how to put your pe pe into her vag , nobody wants someone who is awkward and doesnt know what to talk about
nobody wants a virgin except retards on r9k
even people with 2-3 ex partners can be a such a pain in the ass because they are still inexperienced about sex or relationship stuff
do you get it now?

>>39235052
Ive had that before. Apparently the humor is that they're pointing out your lack of talking and even then you still don't talk. In my experience, you're better off saying something, even if it telling them to fuck off or mind their own business.

>>39240796
Just say "hi" or "how are you", even if you don't care. I often forget peoples names, so that's how I get out of it.

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>>39233133
Tell them to fuck off man. It's not hard. You be like: Uhm, excuse me, who the hell are you? Are you talking to me? Well I don't know you and I don't want to know you, you fucking cunt. Fuck right off. Be mean to people and they will leave you alone.

>I've got a bone to pick with you.
I associate this phrase with imminent abuse.

>>39229541
Isnt your pc the hobby? It is literally impossible for someone to be hobbyless. You just dont consider mindless internet browsing a hobby but it is. Watch anime? Hobby
Play vidya? Hobby

>>39237495
Driving is not easy. I will never drive unless they make driving a lot more retard friendly.
Vehicles in general are way too complicated and require years of studying before even having a basic grasp of understanding them

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>Be 27
>"How old are you?"
>Lie and subtract 4 years from my real age
>"OMG I thought you were like 19!!!" OMG!

>>39233133
Get a hobby dude, sounds like you have too much free time for self reflection.

>>39229753
>>39236676
>tfw thin skinned and shy
Dear God whyyy.

>>39233639
The joke is that he lied.

>why don't you just shave your hair?

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>new class, new teacher
>alright class, we're all new so let's introduce ourselves
>teacher introduces himself and each student has to get up and tell their story
>you're somewhere at position 50-75% (as always)
>the wave of students standing up is nearing you
>your heart is racing
>a million thoughts calculating
>spaghetti everywhere
>sweating profusely
>you feel like farting, clamp that rectum
>hands are trembling
>nervous leg movements
>time slows down
>the wave is nearing
>you cant believe it, it's gonna happen
>roastie next to you gets up
>oh my god
>this is not real this cant be happening
>I wish i could teleport. I wish i could not exist.
>why am i like this?
>God please help me
>roastie tells smugly about her life and enjoys the attention
>how is this possible?
>people clap
>roastie finally sits down and smiles at you
>you can't believe it
>time has slown down so much it feels like hours have passed
>you literally cannot believe it's your turn
>feels like the Gods have gathered to judge you for what you are
>you utter your first word
>voice crack
>trembling cords
>dry mouth
>you are overly conscious about this and it gets worse
>you fucking forgot your lines
>YOU
>FUCKING
>FORGOT
>YOUR
>LINES
>give a nervous smile
>everyone is literally staring at your soul
>years pass by before you get on track again
>somehow finish your presentation like a downey on a hurdle track
>people clap
>you sit down
>you literally experienced Vietnam in your mind
They will never understand it. They will never fucking understand us.

>>39226448

>"i think its time we called it a day, anon"
>grovel for a few minutes
>visibly dripping in sweat
>realise i cant win and ive missed my train for the 200 mile journey home
>walk into glass panel on way out of office

I was visiting my brother and mother Sunday afternoon when I got a phone call from my sister. Our uncle was on a plane to Canada for work and his heart stopped working. They got it working a few times in the plane and at the hospital on the ground, but the last time they couldn't get it. He passed over a thousand miles from home. That was a terrible thing to hear, but I'll never forget what my mother told me on my way out the door. She said "Don't speed, there's nothing you can do now." That was the last moment that anything felt real. The 48 hours since have felt entirely surreal, and the weight of this helplessness after that was said has been heartbreaking. I wish I had a better word for the feeling, but I don't know any that better describe it.

>>39233599
There is not a single soul that is fully sastified with themselves
there will always be room for improvement
just go to the gym and go to women while you do it
stop giving a fuck about what other people think, only care what you think

>>39228590
>22
>upset about looking 21 or older

>>39243670
I have 4 hobbies and the exact same thoughts every time I am not doing something. What are normies thinking about when it's not their life?

>>39239002
did going to the psych ward give you some help to not be a broken husk?
why not go to therapy to fix yourself up, they exist to help you with this specific problem, as the person said, You'd be quite handsome if you did, perhaps enough to get a gf

>>39244493
I'm already fit and have zero interest in women. It is by my own standards that I am less than satisfactory and I'll admit that those are high standards though they fundamentally serve there purpose. You've missed the point significantly, of course I know that few are satisfied with themselves, that doesn't mean that I'm not going to enforce draconian standards on myself when I know I can take it, personally I believe it is of the greatest concern for each citizen to maximize what they are capable of for the collective benefit of society.

>>39244785
then your issue is a non-issue, since you yourself know it's something that you can never truly achieve, only strive towards
You might as well work towards gaining a sexual interest, as if you want kids, you require a healthy female to create them
Artificial wombs are still a fair bit off, far off enough to render it not feasible or wise for you to wait to use them

Go for one of those shy nerdy girls, they'd love the contact and you'll get smart kids from them, with CRISPR removing all the negative traits

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>>39226499
>don't worry when the day comes you'll be spared

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>>39226448
>tfw 26
>everybody always assume im between 19 and 22
>always a shocked reaction when i tell em my age
>mfw

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>try to tell something to someone
>'What?'

WHY DID I HAVE TO BE CURSED AS A MUMBLING VOICELET

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>what do you do for a living?
>what TV shows and movies do you like?
>What places have you traveled?

neet, hate hollywood, too poor to travel

>what was your first time like?
>what have you been up to?
>what games do you like?
>what are you doing over the break?

kv, nothing, only like anime games, nothing

>how many kids do you want to have?
none

>why do you (insert personal choice that's not their business)?

>we need full time
>the job is an hour drive away

>>39245324
try to exaggerate your enunciations. Thats how normies actually talk subconsciously

>shave the day before
>"Do you have a guardian with you?"

22 years old

>>39226535
driving is fun as fuck anon. i was the same and i had anxiety about driving and getting into wrecks.

as long you assume everyone on the road is a fucking idiot, you'll be fine. also, don't worry about failing. some instructors will nick points off for minor shit and fail you. it's entirely up to how well you perform under pressure and what proctor you get.