Would you rather be with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit in

>>39225873
Nice try, Jesus, but those three are clearly men.

>>39225873
I guess with Jesus and them but I'd honestly rather just not have ever existed if that's an option

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>>39225873

>Being with three fictional characters
>Being with 3 roasties that have probably aged horribly and want nothing to do with me

Can't I just stay in my room?

I'm not even religious but I'd take the former.

Alright no one pick the alleged girls, you can get two girls at the same time for an hour in the prostitute tower in the next town over plus they give you a jacuzzi.

Honestly I can't go because it's illegal but, I might anyway.

Be in paradise, because there's bound to be qts there. c;
Also, being in God's presence is supposed to feel like a full-body orgasm.

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>>39225923
>taking the former instead of the ladder

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>>39225873
with them
after all, jesus is everywhere brah

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fucking terrible cuties what a dumb OP

>>39226016
id still go to heaven, be in paradise for eternity than being horny for 20min

>>39225873
The former, you fucking retard. You think God doesn't let you bang hot chicks in heaven? It wouldn't be heaven then.