>tfw cant get a bf because of odd fetishes >every time

>>39212863
well what is it ya mong

>>39212863
>>tfw cant get a bf because of odd fetishes
I'll be your bf and do whatever fetishes you want with you.

It's because most men who share your fetishes aren't gay. Just get on grindr like every other faggot.

Maybe it's just that you bring up fetishes in unrelated conversations. Explaining your fetishes to strangers is not considered socially acceptable, and people may figure there is something wrong with you.

>>39212863
well what are they ??

>>39212863
inb4 your "really not that weird" fetish is poking holes in condoms.

they're probably pretty fucking weird

>>39212892
It's not unrelated, like I said, it comes up somehow, and as far as I'm aware, isn't shoe-horned into the convo.

>>39212901
They/It has nothing to do with impregnation or even penetration. I'm fully aware they aren't that weird by 4chan standards but that's far off by normie standards.

You have a shot fetish don't you? It's ok,they are just pictures after all.

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>>39212863
>tfw you're into hypnosis
>tfw you've nerded out so much you want to fuck elves, orc qt's, everything else
>tfw you just want someone to lose yourself with in depravity

Tell me again how you feel, OP

>>39212933
Well, won't you name one? I've went off the deep end long ago, and someone else to share them with would be A+

>>39212933
>They/It has nothing to do with impregnation or even penetration. I'm fully aware they aren't that weird by 4chan standards but that's far off by normie standards.
You want them to call you daddy? Exhibitionism?
Or do you just get off on nerds trying to guess your fetish?

Do not reply to the attention seeking op, let the thread for by saging

>>39212863
I'm dating a girl from here and I told her all my outlandish fetishes and she said she loved them.

Not sure what fetishes you have but I doubt it's any weirder than mine.

>>39212863
furry is weird? i have that. is it really that weird its just furred humans with animal heads.

>>39212936
>tfw no submissive girl to hypnotize into being an obedient slave

>>39212999
sage was recently disabled. It no longer does anything.

>tfw into furry and happily married with a partner who plays along

>>39212954
>>39212954
Giantess, Feet, Stockings, Lolita, Teasing/Threatening (Usually in combination with the first few) and all in that order.

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>>39213029
D-do you have a burner email? Something else? That's hot as fuck

Try getting into a relationship that has progressed to being naked in bed with someone. Then with a hand on their shaft,you can tell them whatever you like with a greater chance of them being accepting.

>>39213029
>Giantess
What does this mean? Like what would you actually do?

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>>39213088
I could make one, if you'd want to post yours i can email you from it.

>>39213129
It's weird to explain, I guess, but there are Doujins if you'd want to see exactly what I find attractive.

>>39213125
That feels a bit like entrapment.


Also converse. Forgot to mention those.

>>39213129
It'll be like she slowly raises herself to standing on her toes pretending she's growing while her bf struggles valiantly to keep a straight face.

>>39213185
So what if you find it "attractive"? What would you literally DO about it? With your bf?

>>39213185
I think he is more asking how you would enact your giantess fetish in real life.

A fetish like that you don't really need to tell your boyfriends about, since it isn't something they can participate in.

>>39213029
Well why don't you become my gf?

>>39212901
I want a fembot gf with this fetish

MOOOOOOOOOMM! Anon is stepping on my lego city again!

>>39213194
>>39213209
Oh, I thought you meant in a hypothetical here it somehow came true. Most likely just rp or at minimum just talk about it. Though if I was close enough with someone there's the possibility of a home film, sort of how people make their own personal porn I suppose? I've never tried but I wouldn't rule it out.

>>39213232
Really gets the old noggin joggin, huh?

>>39213185
Mail me at [email protected] then(it's gibberish I know)

please don't flake out on this I need someone who's not afraid of her kinks

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>>39213215
dude same haha but she has to not be a whale

>>39213215
>>39213314
Would you actually want to act out the fetish or strictly pretend?

>>39213029
oh no watch out it's a giant lady aaaahhh
does that get you horny baby

>>39213391
I'd be quite happy to do it for real.

>>39213391
>would you like to impregnate a woman
what kind of question is that?

>>39213029
40 posts before this fat cunt tells us. Kill yourself loser

>>39213215
>>39213314
>>39213391
Every time I see a cute girl, I imagine how she'd look pregnant with my child.

>>39213525
That can't be healthy, anon.

>>39213666
I can't help it, Satan.
They'd look so beautiful.

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OP are you looking for someone to rp with? Discord or email?

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>>39212863
STOP REPLYING TO THESE BAIT THREAD YOU FUCKING PRETEND FEMALE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE THE ONES RUINING THIS BOARD

>>39213774
Shut up, dumb frogposter. No one wants to hear it.

>>39213029

>lolita

this is what scares them off, they assume you're a pedophile

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>>39213795
>No one wants to hear it
and nobody wants to hear your shit, whiteknight faggot
the fact that you're falling for these threads jsut shows how much of a retard you are

>>39213797
Well I specify that it's the fashion and that it'd be me wearing it/dressing up in it. Or at least I believe I try to.

>>39213826

dont mention that one at all. society is aggressively hostile towards things even tangentially related to pedophilia. don't associate it.

>>39213855
I guess that's likely. Though it's name only I could always just say cosplay. I doubt that's the entire reason though, yeah?

>>39212936
That sounds originally hot

>>39213029
are female(male) or female(female)?

Not that i would stand out between all the attention you are getting...

>>39214303
The second, but does it really matter? People will assume the first regardless of what I say.

>>39213029
Just don't initially mention giantess.

>>39212863
Wew, your shit is mild. I have fapped to unbirthing and monstergirls uniroinically. Stop, if you are a woman you have no excuses. If you're a man then who cares?

>>39214420
Honestly it's the biggest (no pun intended) one, by far. The rest of them are pretty much just add-ons that I enjoy in size scenarios.

>>39213029
>>39213185
Whoa, please contact me too. That's extremely hot, converse included.

[email protected]

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>>39214517
Alright, sent an email, anon.

The real question is are you Australian?

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>>39214105
You got an email, anon? Discord, whatever?

>>39214653
I didn't receive anything. You have my biggest fetishes.

>tfw no lolita roleplay partner to tell me they're growing slightly every day in a teasing way.

You can also try [email protected]

>>39214695
I am a Cucknadian living in the US for school.

>>39214725
I tried that email, as well as the last one twice, would you like to try to email me?

>>39214753
What a shame. Well, if you ever want an Aussie that doesn't mind your kinks, be sure to come to Melbourne.

>>39213314
More preggo qts pls

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>>39214725
>>39214653
Nevermind, I got it.

Also that's one of my favourite artists.

>tfw you admit to your gf that you've watched almost exclusively futa hentai since you were 12

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>>39214789
Don't you guys just shitpost and get bit by deadly spiders?

>>39214804
Uru is great.

EVERYONE ITT >>>/soc/

>>39214832
>Uru is great.
Good taste, also could you mail me a discord or something. I think cock.li is being slow today. I feel rude because it keeps eating my responses.

>>39214832
Mostly. And also doing anything to avoid the extreme weather. We have 4 seasons in one day most days.

>>39214864
I actually use my discord for some work so it's pretty personal/professional, do you have a throwaway google email for hangouts or something?

>>39214928
Oh, no problem.

Made one and emailed you from it.

>>39213029
>Those
>Odd

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