What the fuck is the problem with you waifuist faggots? You talk

Thread is a good example of poes law. Do you type like a faggot because you actually are a faggot or because being ironic is the only thing you know how to do?

>>39206500
I'm not ironic, I just want to understand waifuism. And, literally talking, I probably am a faggot lmfao.

Yes anon, people with mental illnesses exist. Alternatively you may ask the delusionists over at /a/ during "Waifu Wednesday".

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It's not that waifuists are degenerates or anything it's just that many of the people here are starved for affection. Biologically speaking, our brain is hardwired to love and reproduce, and when women aren't available waifus fill that role

Confusing wifus for tulpas?

>>39208416
waifus are merely degenerate tuplas projected onto a convenient avatar

>>39206474
I have few other reasons to bother going on, this stupid world took even Christianity from me

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I'll answer, as the only one who takes this sort of thing seriously.

It gives me something to wake up for in the morning, something to improve myself for, it's something I can care about.

Is it weird? Yes, it's a lot of things, but it makes me happy.

I know it's all fake, I know it's a lie, but it's the only thing keeping me going.

>>39206474
If you have a gf, can you still have a waifu?

>>39209281
your gf is your waifu you dunce

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It's simple. 2D girls are better than 3D. I'm happy with kuri, there isn't any 3D pig that even compares to her.

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3D women are simply not interesting and most of them are typical thotties anyways.

>>39212962
You are right.
OP probably is a 3DPD with beef curtains.

>>39212962
Your mother must've been a thot because you exist, how does that make you feel anon?

>>39206474
When we die, our souls will ascend to heaven, where we will meet our waifus. Your life is nothing but an opportunity to make a good impression. Be the kind of man she would be proud of.

Just out of curiosity, is it gay if I have a guy ERP as my horny waifu?

You never actually fall in love with another person, OP, just the concept of that person. Waifuism just cuts out the middleman by allowing you to fall in love with a concept directly.

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>>39206474
It takes a special kind of simpleton brain to think a man's doodles are actual people that you can marry and love. It's like how moths developed black spots on their wings and birds see the dots and think the moths dots are the eyes of giant animals. They're bird-brained, man.

Behold, the weeb's new waifu. Worship "her" and buy mass produced products bearing its likeness, you blobs.

Watch as I control the weeb and make him think an everyday $5 pillow is a person simply by printing a picture of the waifu on its fabric!

>>39212962
None of the women I meet irl inspire me to be better and improve and all that. Some fictional characters do.
Which isn't that surprising because they were written and designed by men for exactly that purpose. It's the quest to find best girl.

>>39213534
>It's the quest to find best girl.
>find
>quest
nigger someone just draws a fake character with all the physical attributes you like on a normal girl, then writes a bunch of fantasy personality traits. There's no "finding" involved and they're not "girls" at all, let well alone "best girls". Filth.

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>>39213579
>>39213482
Lol mad roasties
You will never compete with kuri

>>39213482
You don't believe that you can love a concept?

When people say they love freedom, liberty, or their country, are they bullshitting 100% of the time? After all, those aren't "actual people."

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I just want to be a person she would respect.

>>39213579
Man strives to create and experience beauty. If the original girls were created from a man's rib, surely you can create girls from a man's mind.
There's no good reason to get so mad at this. Means more 3D women for you right?

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>>39213606
>any year
>needing to rely on a foreign man to draw your "wife" so that it can exist

>>39208527
Don't give up on Christianity

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>>39213681
>Getting so mad at taiwanese drawings that you feel the need to defile one

>>39213697
>defile
I made it better, you bigot. It's more suited to you this way.

What you can't see is that I have edited its genitals as well. Rather than having a vagina or a penis, it just has two rectums. It literally shits out of both ends. A factory for human waste, ya dig?

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>>39213730
>He still is buttblasted at mongolian cave paintings

>>39213320
Yeah, but so what?

>>39213761
Hmm, I never thought of it that way, so what if it is kinda gay. The virtual pussy I see is a female and that is all that matters.

>>39206535
You will never understand our Love

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Can we keep on posting 2D girls?

If there are infinite universes--which is a valid interpretation of quantum mechanics--then each of our waifus is real in at least one of them.

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If real women feel intimidated and insecure by 2D females, maybe the problem doesn't lie with us but 3DPD. Just saying.
No woman has ever, in the history of mankind at any point inspired me. On the other hand, I regularly work out, be a better person, and improve myself for my waifu. I am a simple man and I believe in being happy regardless of what the world says. And the fact is that my brain thinks that I feel happier with a 2D waifu, as being with 3D is absolutely miserable. I do not hate women so who cares. Just leave me alone, my waifu makes me do things for a better life, and i progress as a man.