>tell girl Im 5'7 >"well, then you'll have

>>39198352

But she was flirting with you, anon ...

Tell her your penis is 5'7"

>>39198422
>>39198389
Told her "God added the extra inches somewhere else". I hope she's gonna respond well to it.

>>39198352
Then make up for it in other ways.

>>39198510
Alright that's pretty gud

>>39198567
I actually have a 6 incher, kek

>>39198674
No need to boast

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at least you're not 5'4 like me anon

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>>39198510
Acc im surprised

Giv me gf I wan to bost gf

>>39198901
Im sorry man, hang in there
>>39198931
She responded "lol"

>>39199087
Tell her it's no laughing matter

>>39199139
Ok will do, thanks for helping anon

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>>39199087
Ask her how long is her dick

>>39199181
My pleasure, my good friend

>>39198352
Are you really that autistic?
A girl tells you she wants you to fuck her and you somehow take that as a bad sign?

>>39199293
>>39199295
Yea, she said the "God added the extra inches somewhere else" made her actually laugh. Damn, didn't expect this tbqh.

Im honestly surprised about how helpful everyone ITT is. I expected a bunch of manlet shit talk, but damn, I was wrong. I love you anons.

>>39199402
Hopefully you and her can fug

It's okay OP. We're your wingmen

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>>39199402
We believe in you anon. Very original joke

>>39199402
/r9k/ fags have potential, they are pretty intelligent and can use that whenever it comes to talk to grills. They just need to ge rud of fear of talking to them irl.

Boo hoo you have to work for your meal wahhh. Suck it up kiddo. Life isn't fair.

>>39199624
Shut up need god dammit.

>>39198352
boiiiiiiiiiiii youre being flirted with shes into it its just a joke

>>39199654
Make me. =3 x.x

>>39198352
Drop her immediately.

>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>39199402
Tell her "I'm not sure where though. It's your job to find them"

>>39200396
Genius. Holy shit wish I would have said that. Convo has moved on by now, but i'll keep that one in mind.

>other ways

She wants you to eat the pussy.

>>39198352
>tell girl I'm 5"5
>going to get princesses carried
fucking lmao op

>>39198510
What is that even supposed to mean? Extra inches somewhere else? What?

grow a beard, achieve gimli mode

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>>39198352
How tall is she if she's shorter than you she shouldn't be complaining


Also try being 5'5 buckaroo

>>39198352
Women are usually pretty dumb. If she's at least a few inches shorter than you, you can get away with saying 5'8" or 5'9"

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>5'7 spooky skelly
>4.5 incher
I wouldn't even have lived up to the age I am now if I lived in the stone age

>6'0"
>balding at 21 years old

Height isn't everything, I'd trade 2 inches of height for a full head of hair in a heartbeat.

>>39198510
At least you understood she was flirting and gave a firty reply back.