reminder that, to women, being skinny/skinnyfat is the equivalent

>>39197472
Cool, I'm more screwed than I earlier thought.

>>39197472
How do I become a large fat man

T.skinnyfat faggit

>>39197472
You mightbas well bring up dick size too, below 6ft you are a Manley anyone who looks like that pic has no hope and if your penis is under 7 by 6 you are a dicklet.

>>39198954
Virgin detected my side's ya you prob are fucked son at least you know that you have zero chances with any female unless you pay, I doubt even a dickgirl would let you touch them.

>>39197472
Women want normies and a had not beta robots who skeletons

>>39197472
So skinny men are insanely hot to women? Cool, I didn't know that.

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>>39199124
I've already accepted I'll die a virgin, but it still hurts a little to get reminded. Thanks.

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>>39197472
Female here, back again for the upteenth time to remind you petty hoes that there ARE women (like me) who are attracted to that kind of build in a man.

With no strings attached. No cucking. I just like what I like, God dammit.

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>5'11
>112lb
>26 but face of a 17yo

>>39197472
I've had women hit on me before so that's not true

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>>39197472

> 6'1, 136 lbs
> Pale skin

>>39197472
Bullshit. Skinny is attractive. Skinnyfat is ugly.

>>39199072
At least it's within the realm of possibility to be able to sensibly change your body into something stronger and more aesthetic. The same doesn't go for dicks and height.

I'm skinnyfat and have small arms and have slept with upwards of 30 women in the past four years.

Fembot here. That's one of my favorite body types, the other being chubby.

>>39197472
> short
> auschwitz skinny
> pale as fuck
> beardlet
> beta in general

i failed

>>39199744
Hey you're the guy that posted that thread on /fit/

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>6'4"
>156lbs
At least I went out a bit this summer and my skin isn't entirely paper white.

>>39197472
define skinnyfat you unoriginal faggot

>>39197472
>6'3
>230lbs
24 y/o
>build: skinnier version of dad bod

r8

For whatever reason, when I was super skinny (I'm talking 5'5 120 pounds skinny), I'd always get really fat chicks hitting on me all the time?

I don't know why fat chicks are attracted to really skinny guys but apparently I learned it was a thing.

>>39197472
I'm a hungry skeleton but look normal because of my clothes.
However, once a woman realises how skinny i am, they all want to play with my arms, hands, waist, etc.
For some reason people really like to play with my (non-existant) belly.

>>39200165
>super skinny
>5'5 120 pounds
Nigga, that's not super skinny, i'm 6'0 and 116,84lb.

>>39199694
But you don't like it on a short frame. You probably like tall lanky guys.

>>39197472
So what do women view the equivalent of a fat man?

Meh you can be fit but still a robot

>>39200577
a morbidly obese woman.

>>39199744
Almost same stats here (weight slightly less)
I'm getting a tan by staying on the balcony but it's slow as fuck.

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>>39200552
I googled short skinny guys to see if you were right, but I like the looks of this guy. I don't think I'd date a man under 5'4, though.

You're not wrong about me liking tall lanky too. But 2bh they can't be too tall because I'm pretty short, and I don't like massive height differences.

>>39201081
there is no way they are the same person

Lol nah, skinny guys still have nice thin faces which accentuate their jawlines. Fat men and women are just big ugly blobs.

>>39201112
the fact you had to post this shows you're a literal retard

>>39201130
I just stated the obvious, retard

>>39201155
yeah no shit
stating the obvious so other brainlets don't get confused?

>>39201169
The reason was that you wouldnt get confused rekt lmao

>>39197472
Women love skinny and skinny fat men. Why the fuck do virgins always say dumb shit like this? There is a reason why they all like the dadbod

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>>39197472
>Tfw over 6 feet
>Tfw naturally broad-shouldered
>Tfw strong legs from years of playing tennis
>Tfw don't even need to lift to look good

>>39201675
>Tfw strong legs from years of playing tennis
>Tfw don't even need to lift
Uh....

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>>39199728
>5'11
>205lb muscular
>19, but manly face with big big scar on cheek and thick neck because of combat sambo training
>leader of the group
>girls used to hit on me in hs
>I am asexual

>>39201698
>Playing tennis
>Lifting
One is fun, the other is lifting

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>>39201702
Don't know why I typed big twice. I feel like a "special" boy now

>>39201726
They are fun, but you can't compare a silly game to lifting shit so hard you get adrenaline rushes.

>>39201782
Yeah but I never planned on getting freakishly jacked anyway

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>>39200133
It's pretty simple really, BMI under 18 but still fat. If a man doesn't have abs he is fat.

>>39201822
>just fat
ffs why even have the term skinnyfat

>>39197472
u wish this was true kid


i get all the ladies as a stick boi

>>39201822
wait a fucking minute, underweight BMI but still fat
that is literally eating disorder territory

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>>39197472
>Tfw practically starving myself to lose weight
>See some fucking fatass waltzing down the street with an 8/10
This is fundamentally unfair and I demand redress

>>39201726
Not sure how you got this from what I posted. Your legs aren't strong just because you played tennis retard

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>6'4
>130 lbs
>pale as a ghost
Where my /walkingcorpse/ bros at?

>>39201900
How fat are you? Most robots are underweight. It's not eating disorder until you dip below 16.

>>39202031
Here bro
>6'1
>126 lbs
>pale as fuck
by the way can anyone explain to me how do you count calories?

>>39202224
Google TDEE and calculate yours. This is your total daily energy expenditure. This is the amount of energy expressed as kilocalories that your body burns per day just to function. Make sure you choose an appropriate activity level. Whatever number it gives you eat +500 calories. You will gain 1lb a week. Recalculate your TDEE every couple of weeks and add +500 calories again to the new number.

Download MyFitnessPal. Scan the barcodes of all items you eat. It will count calories for you. If you don't have a smartphone because you're a pleb who doesn't shitpost on his phone then look at the nutrition table on the side of food packaging. It will usually give you the amount of calories in the food. If it gives the energy in kiloJoules then you need to divide it by 4.2. This gives you the amount of calories. Eat enough that it totals your TDEE + 500.

If you want to gain 1kg/2lbs a week then eat +1000 calories.

>>39202007
Oh you poor thing, you clearly generate all your stroke power with your arms

>>39202170
It takes a fucked up individual to think that you can be underweight and fat at the same time. But what do words mean, amirite?

>>39202300
thanks bro I'll see what I can do

>>39202353
You're clearly retarded. This is the second time you have gotten something completely unrelated from my posts.

>>39202387
I see the problem now. You don't know what fat is. I'll explain, fat is a type of tissue that everyone alive has. Even overweight and underweight people have fat. If a man is over 15% body fat then there is enough subcutaneous fat that it obscures the underlying musculature. This is what any sensible person would then call a fat man, because he is so fat you can't see his abs.

>>39202498
>everyone with fat is fat
Words, man. I like how you want to draw the line at an arbitrary 16 BMI instead of the 18.5 BMI that MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS use.

>>39202630
Being underweight doesn't necessarily mean eating disorder, retard. No one is surprised you would be this stupid about it though. Are you super duper fucking oompa loompa fat or something? There is no reason to be this irrational about it. I didn't draw the line anywhere, my post was in a colloquial tone there. Not that an autist like you understands tone or voice. BMI isn't all that important in determining the presence of an eating disorder, but that isn't too relevant here. We are talking about whether a fat person is fat or not. Note I said fat, not morbidly obese, overweight, or overweight, which are clinical terms. I said fat.

This might blow your mind but some people with fat aren't fat. A rather large amount in fact. If you would ever leave your basement you might see such people.

>>39202750
>words are whatever I want it to mean
If you determine whether a person is fat by whether he has abs or not, then say so. Don't bring BMI into the discussion, don't fuck around with terms like "skinny fat", and don't act like you care about any criteria of judging a person's health other than naked selfies.

>>39202962
I did exactly that in my first or second post, literally. Skinnyfat isn't some new term I just made up today, it's been around a good long while. You just decided to get triggered for fuck knows why after you finally learned the meaning of a slang term. BMI is a good detminant here because if they don't have much muscle then muscle isn't really skewing things much. I'm not really sure what you mean by judging people's health and naked selfies though, that shit came out of the left field. You might be even more mentally unstable more than I previously thought. The fuck do health or naked selfies have to do with the topic?

>>39203440
You cannot be healthy if you don't have abs. That is what you are saying. Links below from a Google search, don't bother reading as long as you get the gist of it: "being skinny fat is unhealthy." It's amazing how a fucking advertising gimmick (visible abs) is the basis for your definition of health.
http://time.com/14407/the-hidden-dangers-of-skinny-fat/
http://roguehealthandfitness.com/unhealthy-skinny-fat-phenotype/
http://drhyman.com/blog/2015/07/16/why-skinny-fat-can-be-worse-than-obesity/
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/health/skinny-fat.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2842250/It-s-worse-Skinny-Fat-OBESE-research-shows-one-FOUR-skinny-people-metabolically-fat-diet-soft-drinks-lack-sleep-unhealthy-habits.html

BMI is based on general population. General population doesn't have much muscle. Medical professionals have determined that BMI under 18.5 is underweight. So no, BMI is not a good determinant if your sole criteria is abs. Visible abs are a good determinant of visible abs.

>>39203624
Again, who said anything about health? I said skinnyfat. Are you the same triggered poster I've been talking with? It's hard to tell if you are pro- or anti- skinnyfat at this point. No matter how many tabloids you link to, being skinnyfat is not attractive to women and shouldn't be something you wish to be.

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>>39201081
>reverse image search this
>It's all about going "from bony to beastly"
>Guy on the right already had Chad tier body
zzz

Guy on left looks better though.

>>39201804
You can't just accidentally get "freakishly jacked" stupid motherfucker

>>39203738
That is a pretty good transformation if the time period was lets be optimistic and say a week.

>>39204078
>>That is a pretty good transformation if the time period was lets be optimistic and say a week.
90 days

>>39203719
You're fucking retarded. Go force yourself to puke in a toilet so you can get attention from girls

>>39204168
How exactly is puking in a toilet supposed to get attention from girls? This is why you are so lonely. Try putting your attention towards something girls actually like and maybe they will finally notice you.

>>39197472
if you guys really think this, i don't know what to tell you. i'm as skinny as it gets and i've never been single.

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>>39199694
>there ARE women (like me)
Two lies in one go.
If I didn't know better I'd say you were a woman.

>>39197472
But the guy in that picture isn't fat, what are you talking about?

>>39199694
when will you stop spouting these pathetic lies?
just stop. nobody buys it. no chance in hell there are over 100 females on r9k. doubt there ever was a single one ever. if there are they are pathetic junkie roasties in 10th grade already wasted their life and will spiral into a pathetic excuse for a life.
so just stop..

>>39204078
>a week to make that transformation
No wonder robots act so entitled. They have a retarded concept of the time required to achieve anything

>>39204533
an under rated and under checked original post this is

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>>39204533
>>39205787
Oh my lord. You guys are really fucking pathetic.
Oh well. You don't have to believe me

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Roasties and their standards

>don't be skinny
>and definitely don't be skinny fat
>being fat is gross too
>be muscular
>but not too muscular
>guys that go to the gym are lame
>but guys with muscles are hot kek

meanwhile guys on women:

>please just don't be fat
>women fail spectacularly

>>39205787
>pathetic junkie roasties in 10th grade already wasted their life and will spiral into a pathetic excuse for a life.
lol so what you're saying is they're robots?

>>39206263

truth bomb dropped

>>39206294
no because their life involves sucking at everything but being excused because one of the things they suck is dick

>>39199694
>posting Kim K

Whore.

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>>39197472
>6'2"
>Dadbod
>Could probably attract a 6/10 if I put in the effort
>5" penis, fully erect
>Overhear women tell stories where they pulled down the dude's pants and he had a small dick, so they straight-up started laughing
>"Yeah, I probably ruined a couple guys lives like that. HAHAHA!"

I couldn't take it. If anyone knew my secret I'd kill myself. I'm going to be celibate forever.

I'm skinnyfat, how much do I need to eat to become full fat and be attractive to women?

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>>39199694
I can't tell what's worse, boys larping as femanons on /r9k/ or posting blatant lies that might give some poor bastard false hope.

>>39197472
t. designated fatass

>>39197472
I love skinny pale boys. I would rather that than any fucking landwhale

>>39199728
same here bro
It's not all bad

>>39201822
114 lb 3-4% body fat here. Don't have abs, but certainly not fat. Explain yourself.

>>39207210
sometimes there's no escape from skinnyfat. i've had a 32 BMI before (technically obese) and still looked skinnyfat, because my upper chest/shoulders, neck/face, and arms absolutely fucking refuse to gain any fat.

>>39197472
The fuck are you even saying? Maybe a fatish slime guy yeah but especially for smart guys, I can think of plenty of women that enjoy the stereotypical skinny intellectual

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>>39203738
>>39204091
>tfw lifting and going through a similar "transformation"
>3 months of work just to look like I have a sort of normal male body
>Chad starts at this mass without lifting and balloons into a greek god if he starts working out in the same time frame

>>39207604
Just keep going anon, don't concern yourself with such injustices. You made progress.

>>39201081

Dude on the left still has a toned body..

I did not need to read this Tonight.

>>39197472
>tfw no skinny robot bf

>>39197472
what is the builtfat the equivilent of?

>tfw been wanting to gain weight and look like a normal person for 12 years but it never works out and you're still a skeleton that nobody respects

My skinny body never exactly bothered me, I just hate my autistic personality and face.

>>39197472
>tfw you look exactly like the dude in this picture except with less retarded glasses and long hair

>BMI is 15.7

I shouldn't even be alive right now. I'm eugenia cooney tier.

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>>39197472

>being skinny to get bf who wants to penetrate your boipucci

you are all playing the wrong game

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>>39210145
BMI is 26

wanna exchange bodies ?