1. Age 2. Last message you send a girl who's not your mom/sister

21
>Last message you send a girl who's not your mom/sister
Nothing, because that never happened

i literally don't have any female contacts that aren't my mom or my sister

>>39196408
>20
>

Can't remember the last time I messaged a girl.

26
Ugh I feel horrible that I didn't wake up. My ringtone was on but the volume was off. Fuck my bad you need your stuff?

>26
>Mua mua mua

>>39196481
>>39196473
context?

heikki kovalainen

>19
>Yeah hit me up tomorrow if you wanna come
>Tfw it's 2:30 and she hasn't hit me up.

>>39196408
>32
>oh well. just flirt with me here then.

>>39196408
>21
>never
jej

>>39196581
text her you literally have nothing 2 lose

>>39196576
Coworker I give rides to. She left her stuff in my car and I never returned to work after my break because I felt like shit and started throwing up. I told her I'd pick her up but my ringtone volume was low and I fell asleep. Her mom picked her up instead and she just stopped by to pick her stuff up.

Nothing going on between us because I'm a cuck.

>>39196442
>30
>and that's not a solid looking every day or anything

That was on july 15th. A former coworker was telling me how she's splitting up with her fiance and moving back to Ontario because her fiance is a deadbeat

19
Can not remember at all. Might not have ever done so.

>20
>It's better if you do it irl

>>39196408
>23
>I will message you when I will be in town

>>39196431
This, unless they're relatives you don't belong here

>>39196653
she sucks i can tell don't feel bad lad

>>39196712
When will you be in town, anon?

>>39196576
My gf, I told her I am coming over so she sent me some kisses

>>39196710
what's dis in reference 2

>22
>How likely is it looking for tonight?

No reply and it's been 3 hours

>20
>You're welcome
Feels fucking beta

>>39196814
She was having a discussion with her future bf on chat and i told her that it's better if she discussed with him irl

>>39196408
53
"Dear wife.. please tell my girlfriend that my fiance wanted both of you to stay away when we're fucking"

>>39196832
Were you asking her out?

>19
>Are you doin OK?
(She hurt her hand)
>I never got a response

Fuck caring for anyone anymore.

>>39196408
>31
Never had any girls in my contact list.

>>39196943
Yesterday I asked her out for tonight, she responded positively but said she wasn't sure if she'd be back in town today or not (she really is out of town).
Then she texted me something this morning and I sent that

>>39196968
Good job enduring this for 31 years.
I'm not ironic, I'm 20 and I don't think I could do it so far

>>39197012
Well at least she texted you spontaneously. Good luck anon

>>39196408

>29
>Wroce wkrotce.

>>39197053
Sometimes I wonder why I'm still so nice to this day, I guess I have good distractions in my life because I should not tolerate this situation one bit.

>>39196408
>19
>happy b-day!

It was a cute, nerdy redhead I knew in high school but I haven't seen or talked to in two years and who wasn't a close friend. She said "thank you" with emojis and I never chatted back

>>39196408
>18
>The ancient one has risen

>>39196768
I am right now, but I don't want to meet with her since she has a bf... Last time we met she was talking about him and I don't want to suffer.

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>I thought I made myself clear. Until you're ready to stop leading me on, I don't want to be in contact with you.

She didn't reply so I guess she took the hint

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>>39196408
>23
>Alrighty. Another time maybe.
some chick I met form PoF and went on one date with. We were supposed to go on another but I'm sure at this point she's busy choking on Chad cock now. Back to vidya and waiting on my DS Doll to get here I guess.

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Oh christ....

>Haha alright. Well that's good your cook job isn't shut down for long. You guys always seem to have a good crowd there every day.

>>39197708
Oh. And I'm 27.

>>39196408
>23
>That's beautiful, aunt Mary

>26

I don't remember the last I've interacted with a female

>18
>yeah, see you soon <3
Not my gf tho

>>39197708
did she respond?

zlatko januzovic

twenty-six
im gay

>23
>Shit. I lost you guys. I'm at the mushroom stand

"Cool. I almost just hit a car, so I'm gonna stop texting for a min here."

I wasn't even driving, I just wanted to stop taking.

>>39197874
>tfw lost your gf at the mushroom stand

>>39196408
>22
>you have what you want, but fuck you.

18
"hey thats eric andre"

>22
>Fuzzy your child is being gay

>>39197874
story?

did they ditch you? that's pretty cold.

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>>39196408
>20
>tfw called her a little monkey to be cute but she never responded
F E E L S B A D

27

>You r e and I have a 252

I was drunk

>>39198009
anon, you do know you're not supposed to actually say that to black people, right?

>>39198009
Better than asking if she wants to see your little monkey m8

>23
>I guess you'll have to just show me then

>>39198009
is she older than 12 years old?

>>39197573
Teach me your alpha ways anon. My ex who's currently cheating on her Chad bf with turboChad won't stop telling me about how many dicks she's taking.

Also:
>21
>Yup. I know that feeling. Good to know you like it at least :)

>20
>that was when I started to fart and I cleared the entire room and the smoke alarm went off

>18
>its everyday bro
no reply!

>33
>baby girl I have to go to Alex's parents farm and just hang

>26
What would you do if you ever met him in real life

>35
>fuck u, mom

>19
>at the tables close to the cookies

Was meeting a friend for lunch

"Yup"
>23 June

>>39198637
I'm 21, forgot that

>>39196408
>20
>Train was delayed Amy, sorry just got in xxx

>20
>"ye boii"

19
Jen I have to take a fatty dump

19
>Everything looks good.
That was 3 years ago and school work related

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>>39196408
>21
>sweet won't be long x
This was a year ago. It was my birthday and I invited all my friends and some girl I was sort of speaking to to the pub. The girl said she was there so I told her I wouldn't be long, but when I got there she wasn't even there. That, and only two of my friends turned up, but only because they happened to be there anyway to see some girls that they were seeing. Last time I try to do anything for my fucking birthday

>>39198148
N o p e m8

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>>39196408
> 19
> pic related (non-ASCII)
> "The sixth ppt, slide 53"
Girls only text me when they need my help in math or programming. Small talk happens, too, but mostly IRL.

>>39199098
The reason I never even tried to organize a BD party. Normies are cruel creatures.

>>39196408
>19
>Yeah, maybe we'll meet again one day, take care.

That was about 3 months ago.
Context: First girl I ever was in love with, after she rejected me and it turned out that she had been lying to me about many things for the time we knew each other, I messaged her and told her that I don't want to be friends with her any longer. After some messages that would send any anon into a frenzy, I finished it with this.

>>39196408
>23
>I should be back in town in a few days
It was my landlady though.

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>24
>merry christmas to you too
>this was christmas 2013

>>39196408
To a group that includes girls: "The one who can shall print it"
To a girl: hard to translate, I guess "oh". The one before that was "yup".

>>39199400
Yeah I never did until then. As a kid mummy always had to invite my friends to my birthday for me because I was too shy to even do that. Then my 21st rocked round and I thought "fuck it, I'll get all my mates out and get bladdered". Turns out I didn't have many mates. My 22nd is coming up soon and I'm just going to spend it indoors drinking and playing vidya. I've learned my lesson with people

>>39196408
20
"Take the redpill you Cunt"

>20
>"That's fine, no problem. I'll exchange flirting and compliments for lewds/nudes whenever you want.

I never got your name, by the way. What is it?"

>>39196427
>1. Age
21
>2. Last message you send a girl who's not your mom/sister
You gotta make reservations and shit.

>>39196408
>19
>Savefrom
She was asking me for a site to download youtube videos.

>>39196408
>30
>Friendships just arent for me. Why do you think I dont use my real fb account anymore? Loads of people have tried to contact me over the past year and I just ignore them. I'm just done with it. I kept you around because, well, you're you, but my destiny does not involve other people.

>20
>Not corny at all hahah. I get asmr from cats purring around my ears.

>>39198145
risky lad

>19
>Damn! Typically

>>39198782
big alpha

>19
>don't you fucking hate normalfags?

Age 21
>"idk lol" to my roommate this morning when she asked if I'd seen her cigarettes

>21
>Did you wanna hang out or something?

>>39196408
>18
>It's miserable

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>24
>pic related
Let's see if I can seal the deal, God save my feels

>>39196408
>20
>sleep tight bb *kiss blow emoji*

>>39196408
>25
>ok
Asked her out and she said she's busy the next couple of weeks, and I know she's not busy, at least not too busy to grab something to eat some evening. Gonna see her at a party in a few days...

>26
>I tried
I didn't.

>19
>me: fine ignore me
>her: ok i will
>me: cunt

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19 and this is the last one that wasnt on steam since i cant see old steam messages

>>39196408
26
"Thanks bip, good job"

>19
>''haha cya later'' (3 months ago)
And that's the last I've ever heard from her!

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>22
>I miss you

I fucked up and I only realized what I did after. She ghosted me eventually I think

>19
>"k."
What did you actually expect?

19
"Let me know if you're in (my hometown) bud"
seems like she never was...

>20
>

I remember last time I msged a girl of fb was probably 5 or 6 years ago. I've deleted my page, so I have no idea what I said. This kinda braught back memories of that chick from 7th grade. C if you ever see this I loved you. I really did it and it was a shame I had to move but you're all I thought about and you were my only chance at a normal life but you slipped away from me and it's a real fucking shame you SLUT.

>>39196408
>19
>i don't think i've ever messaged a girl.

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21
>Sleep well my sweetheart see u tomorrow

To my gf obviously

>25
>Hey, are you getting my texts??

>29
>So you invented that game?

>>39204221
Zile vrati se u Partizan!

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>>39196408
>20
>Truer words have never been spoken

Context is irrelevant :p

>21
>You still haven't parties with me

I swear boys I'm not as normie as that makes me seem

>>39196408
>18
>Its due tuesday

>>39196408
>18
>"yea that shit nasty, i could taste it like 15 minutes later"
I intentionally don't capitalize the letter 'I' when I talk to girls to make it seem like I don't care as much about them.

>25
>that dead bear part was dumb

>21
>Fuck you're turning full evolafag. Soon you're gonna tell me that you have difficulties to accept your oceanic, impersonal, uncouscious feminine nature I swear.

>19
>im so sorry about last night, take it easy today

>28
>Okay sounds good :)

Gonna go for a nature walk with her tomorrow and get head while I drive around with her.

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>36
>pic related and a kissing smiley

>>39196408
>24
>Never sent a message to a girl who is not my mum or sister because I'm not a fucking normalfag

23
oh, alright then

after the bitch stood me up last minute

>22
>this guy speaks so slowly that if you set the speed to 1.25 it sounds normal (happened on January)

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>18

>could be worse eh?

>>39196408
1. 18
2. "I love you so much, baby, goodnight"

>20
>love you too
Just dropped her off at her place

>18
>Guess you can say your day is off to a shitty start

>18
>Let's go there together.

It's an old friend and we were talking about an iceland vacation

>>39196408
>18
>That bra I was wearing made my boobs looks weird

>>39196408
>20
>Nothing interesting
Talking to a Chinese girl who obsesses over me while I try to be as boring as possible

>>39206564
How did it make them Look weird? I'm confused, please explain.

>27
>Don't stay up so late

She's literally playing mmo 'til sunrise. She's that kind of girl.

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>I'm sorry I'm not a better person. You're better off without me. The whole world is. The best thing I can do now is get rid of myself. It's a solution to a problem really. My death. Goodbye Anon. I love you.

copy pasted, just changed my name
got it 2 days ago
she didnt lol

>>39196408
>18
>I love you too
it's my gf

>18
>I don't think you drank tooooo much anyway right?

>36
>Leaving now

>>39207147
oh. age, I didn't see that.
26.

>19
>Who knows what's more likely

This was 2 years ago

>>39207147
It's not supposed to be a message you got you illiterate fuck

>19
>No clue what my favorite is

>19
>"I'll try. When, where and what are we going to do?"

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>>39196408
>24
>you should have said that before, i'm already eating dinner you turbo nigger

>>39196408

>25
>Night :)

I'm pathetic I know. Obviously seen.

>>39196408
>19
>ah yeah sorry for fucking up the table

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>>39196408
>19
>I'm free on saturday

One of my girlfriends just sent me pic related

>28
>they almost sound the same how can you not know

she didnt get what bratva meant

>18
>no es un ANIME anna

>>39196408
>18
>Gnight
I'm a girl so that was easy.

>>39196408
I got sum soldering to do later

>>39208949
Please have the decency to say a full goodnight next time.

21
a few minutes ago when she told me she loved me

How do i not fuck this up guys shes perfect im so scared im fucked

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>>39196408
>21
>pic related
it was a meme exchange

>19
>sry wrong number

>>39209070
>racemixing on the right
I guess the left is more appealing.

And that's not a meme, retard.

>18
>It's OK
The context was of a normal conversation about she telling me that she was watch a movie tomorrow

>>39196408
21
>i'm at the beach

I was meeting her after a year

>>39209070
oh shit, if >>39199584 counts then
>r9ks opinion

>>39196408
18
"Did someone say homosexuals?"

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>>39196408
23
And I think it's going pretty good.

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25yo and sent her this image

>>39209098
hello random racist with random hostility, pla enlighten me on how how that isn't a meme

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>>39209124
>taking orders from a girl
>guess it's going pretty well
kek you'll be prepping the bull soon

>>39196408
'And I'm allergic to the sun'

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>>39209049
Obviously you need to fucking kill yourself m8

>>39196408
>20
>something about books in college

funny thing is that thats the exact way how my dad met my mom, but im way too much of an autismo to pull of shit like that

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>>39209124
Ooh man, the feels it's coming over to me again

>>39209139
I'm not racist.
It's not a meme, simple as that. Half life 3 confirmed is a meme. THIS IS SPARTA is a meme. Leeroy Jenkins is a meme. What you posted is not a meme.
A picture with words does not a meme make.
I miss the internet ~10 years ago.

>>39209107
What movie anon?
I suppose that can be drive with Ryan Gosling?

>>39209197
Y-yes
H-how you know that?

>>39209188
>im not racist
now that's a hell of a meme

>>39209215
Piece of cake
Because I'm (you) anon
I always be with you

>>39196408
>20
>A thumbs up emoji

>18
>Hey you
That was in december

> 22
> now I feel bad for being able to live a carefree live and still hating myself

>>39209151
???
I was making dinner for us and I needed her to tell me exactly what she wanted. You're crazy my dude.

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>>39196408
23 and it's perty good. I know it's not family related but yeah.

>19
>sincerity is overrated we have entered the age of irony

>>39209307
>my love
Uhh, anything "special" going on between you two?

>>39209257
You sound whipped as hell my dude. You're telling me your girl sends you a list of ingredients and you whip it up like a little chef for her? Do you wear a little hat too? If you manage not to burn it do you get to see her naked?

You're a good boy anon I misjudged you

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>18
Pic related, I just broke up with her

>20
>harry potter is pretty lit. I liked riordan

>>39209334
You're both shitty people and you are what's slowly ruining the world

>>39196408
>18

>i love it too because it means there's a chance your bitching might end, guess i was wrong.

>>39196408
18
>just to see Richard and austin

>>39209357
nigga u alpha as fuck get off the board normie ree

>25
>I'd rather cuddle you

I can feel the beta through the greentext.
Never got a message back

>>39196408
1. 23
2. I don't know any girls other than my mom

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>21
>Damn it feels good being alpha

I fucked her like 3 times the other night.

You are sooo mad

>>39209377
since when does alpha mean manwhore and a person that uses women

>23
Literally none on this phone. It's been at least 6 months.

24
It's been a good 4 or so years since I messaged a girl

>>39209326
I'm a mommas boy and I'm the youngest out the 3. I'm the only one who actually talks to her n stuff.

>>39209392
That's the exact definition you fucking mong

27
>On my way, should be there in 20 minutes

That was Saturday, but before you get all "REEE GET OUT NORMIE" on me, literally the last time I spoke to her or saw her before then was over 2 months ago

21
>you gotta show me sometime all that stuff is really interesting

>>39209459
im just glad im not alpha then
i could enver live a terrible life like that (yes im infp)

>>39209333
I'm not good with remembering things sometimes so it's easier to just have her text me and stuff. She calls me a good boy and well she kinda doms me from time to time. She's my fiance.

>>39209374
Not beta at all in my opinion. It just seems beta because she never replied.

>>39198746
My girl is an Amy too

>22
>Good night, <her name>

To my ex gf. First time we met after we broke up 3 months ago. We were finally able to talk without any resentment. We texted a bit after our meeting. Texted her without any grain of salt.

>>39209462
>before you get all "REEE GET OUT NORMIE"
What kind of fucking autist would say that? Anybody can post here. You don't have to try to "fit in" or anything.

>>39209470
Women are fucking stupid and annoying. Why wouldn't like to slip and dip every chance you get?

>>39199489
Did they respond?

>>39209487
Hey, wait a second. Amy in cali is MINE. Stay away from her.

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>19
>One hour, twelve minutes

>>39209503
honestly i could never have a normal relationship with an ex
id either end up hating her to the grave/doing jail-deserving things to her or the other end of extreme giving no fuck and being completely fatalistic about it

love is eternal, you love only once and its not normal to break up because of someones whims + not even mentioning how fucking beta and whipped being normal in breakups is
yes im a virgin
yes i get told to wake up from the past and start living in modern world all the time

>>39209526
call me a romantic virgin retard, but i still love and respect women unironically (not in leftist or sexual way)

i wrote this so you can get how pathetic my mental state is: >>39209551

>20
>Sweet dreams, Stacey
She's liberal, 3/10, and aspires to be a camwhore

>26
>okay i understand that, thanks anyway

>>39209570
I was like you once. But my heart was broken and I'm still bitter about it

>>39209589
>too retarded to be original
your answer was so dull, you could've added context.

>>39196408
>18
>Am i really that annoying?

>>39209633
cant have your heart broken if you always keep it shut and protected from the world

for example ive never loved anyone personally and never been honest as of personality to a single person ive met

>>39196408
36
I'm currently texting my sub while she plays with herself before bed.

>>39196408
>24
>I didn't eat all day woman

>>39209551

I was once like you. I was actually very pissed at her once we broke up and for a few months to the point I want to take her to the grave with me when I end it. I never would have expected I would have a normal conversation with her again without me begging her to take me back. But I guess I am becoming a normalfag and trying to be mature. Plus she said sorry and said she wants me too but I told her I don't want her anymore.

And I just want to have sex with her again

>>39210034
>begging her to take me back
>trying to be mature
>ujst want to have sex with her again
its normie code words for being a whipped pussy conformist
how the fuck do you not kill yourself living like that

22
I expect you to have taste ffs

>>39196408
>23
> do not worry BB.

>18
>"I can do whatever is needed in the project don't ask me about it anymore"

22
"no it doesn't lmao"

She said my profile pic made me look like her older brother, I checked and it really didn't.

Then she started talking about final fantasy tactics and I just didn't reply

>26
https://youtu.be/VBFiq2iCEvg

>>39196408
>20
>I honestly don't care, it's not like we'll keep in touch after we're done with Uni

>25
>Happy to oblige, gripping tightly, holding you in place
Oh me either! Wiggle wiggle~
Mmm yes it is, and you did say please like a good girl.
Ohhh go ooon, you got me interested...

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>19
>I'm ready now
apparently this is not original

23
are you havin fun?

>>39197874
where are you from manigga?

>20
>What ?
Bitch didn't answer

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19 (nearly 20)
I've never messaged s girl in my entire life lol

>21
>in the afternoon
Seems like im not the only one.

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>>39196408
>18
>Lol, long time no talk. We all miss you dude. Pls dont ignore me

Old oneitis from middle school. Of course I never replied.

21
Can I see you on Wednesday? If you are not busy on Thursday we can spend the night together
Sent to my gf because I dont feel like going an hour round trip to see her for an hour tonight.

>>39196408
>20
>I can cover your shift on Tuesday, Just remember to leave the keys

Just letting a co-woker know I can cover their shift.

>>39196408
>20
>I'm taking a fat shit rn, you?
It's my girlfriend so nothing strange :^(