>be 30 and 5'8" >live with parents >be broke

Try being yourself around girls like that, man. It worked for me :)

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>>39194693
>Can I still get a girl like pic related?

>>39194693
>balding
Shave your head.
If you're decent looking and good shape sure you could op.

>>39195190
Buzz, not shave.
>>39194693
You're fucked if you're unemployed at 30.
The parents are one thing, but you need to get your shit together.
You could possibly pull off the badass loser that some of the retarded ones want to fix?

>>39194693
>>balding
This is the deal breaker. Just about anything else is forgivable, but losing your hair makes you invisible to all women.

>>39195409
Fuck off with this son.

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>>39194693
>be 30
>be manlet
>be shut-in
>be neet
>be balding
>omg but like can i still get a young 9/10 gf?
You robots are all the same. Y'all have nothing to offer women, refuse to work on yourselves and yet STILL demand perfection in your mate.

The epitome of delusion. KYS promptly

>buzz off your hair
>get a job
>move out of your parents' house

Then you'll at least have a chance, assuming you have an attractive personality.

>>39194693
yeah sure write a poem about her cheeks or something chicks dick rhymes

>>39194693
>30 year-old virgin
>manlet
>NEET
>balding
>no place of his own

Have you considered rape?

>>39195429
Even on this site I've never seen a girl even reply to a guy who has said that he is balding.

>>39195524
It's a website where there are a thousand different options. Like having a bowl full of candy, but those guys are the orange peanut-shaped candies and you don't particularly like those but they're still candy. In real life you'll see women swoop to all manner of stupidity to be noticed by balding senpai.

>>39195256
>You're fucked if you're unemployed at 30.
lots of people are these days

some people lost their jobs
other couldn't land a job after college because of their degree

shit happens I guess

I am 25 and just went back to college to get a more useful degree. I plan to work as an accountant. I've seen lots of people get a job before they graduate, I hope to get a decent job next year.

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I'm all of that, except I don't live with my parents. Have 8/10 wife.

>>39195583
You effectively wasted more money

No, you have nothing to offer. Get something to offer and things will be alright.

>>39194693
for a night, sure

just bullshit about who you are

i memed myself once and just tried a couple of lines about being a bodyguard because i'm a big guy and it worked.

4u

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>>39194693
>Can I still get a girl like pic related?
no, but u can still get something like pic related if you get jacked and find a job

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>>39196358
she's way too fat for my likes

I really really want a girl like in OP at the very least.

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Cyborg here.

Short answer: Fuck no! Are you are high? How can you think you have even the remotest fucking chance? You're basically an 16 year old who never grew up. You're an old, ugly child. You're not a real adult. You offer absolutely nothing of value in a relationship. You're walking human garbage.

Long answer: Not unless you sort yourself out.

Being 30 and balding isn't much of a barrier, but being unemployed and with your parents at 30??? Not only are you not getting that girl, you're not getting -any- girl who isn't fucking crazy, damaged goods, hideous, or more than likely, all three.

Now, at 30, you are getting pretty old to still be single, but there is still time for you to fix things and turn your life around.

Step 1, You *need* a job. That's the BARE MINIMUM. Take ANY job you can at first. Just having a year of recent work on your resume doing absolutely anything will help you get something better elsewhere.

Step 2, hit the gym, start jogging, eat right, get in shape. No, you don't have to become Schwarzenegger. You just need to not be a fatass or no-muscle skinnyfat. Pic related, all you have to do is hit ottermode or builtfat. Not hard.

Step 3, you need to get out of your parents' house. No girl like that is gonna settle for a guy who still lives with his mother. She can do way better than you and she will know it. NOTE: Since your parents are most likely getting pretty old, you may be able to get around this if one of them starts needing assistance with daily life - 'I stay at home to care for my elderly father' sounds a LOT better than 'I can't put a roof over my own head'

That's it. Do those three things and you will able to attract women. The upper bound for the quality of the women you get will be limited by the size of your pay check, but even on the bare minimum, you will be able to get women with similar bodies to hers - they just won't be as pretty in the face and they'll be older (but likely still younger than you).

>>39197793
Didn't Jordan Peterson encourage you to use your own ideas and not be a puppet of someone elses? You're just parroting what he has said.

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>>39196355
>i memed myself once and just tried a couple of lines about being a bodyguard because i'm a big guy and it worked.

>>39197080
>she's way too fat for my likes

You have absolutely ability to be choosy, rofl.

In terms of overall looks, It's too late for you to have any hope of doing better than her.


>I really really want a girl like in OP at the very least.

Never gonna happen.

Boi you been busting nuts on yourself for thirty (30) years u ain't got NO game [BIG]B[/ASS]

man, you need a lot before you're eligible for a relationship with a woman.

and people wonder why we're giving up.

>>39197848
Peterson?

All I did was post some common sense.

>>39194693
lol

You'd be lucky to get any girl with those qualifications, yet alone a girl like that who undoubtedly has hordes of men competing for her.

You know Shaniqua? That unemployed obese ghetto black girl with 5 kids from 5 different guys? That's about your current level, if you're lucky enough to get one at all.

Don't like it? Improve yourself in order to get yourself into the league of better women.

>>39197953
You literally used specific phrases that Jordan Peterson has used. ("Sort yourself out" etc)

>>39197950
>you need a lot

No you fucking don't.

You need to be able to put a roof over your head. If you can't do that, what the fuck can you do?

>>39194693
Of course, just bee yurself

>>39197985
>Sort yourself out

This is a very common phrase here in England. Dunno about elsewhere.

>>39195482
Woman have exceedingly high standards, but this is correct. You at least have to have something to offer in a relationship. Who the hell wants an old, ugly, unemployed deadbeat still living in his childhood bedroom?

How do you think you ended up in this position, OP?

>>39197994
why are you disagreeing? is your experience different?
why does everyone say something different?
i think you're lying because you're emotional.

>>39196140
dont know if thats wife or not but those are big titties and a plump slappable ass.

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>>39198038
broke up with fiancee, had to move back temporarily with parents

getting my shit together now

>>39194693
I'm exactly the same stats and I've been fucking cute age 19-21 girls regularly since I lost my virginity at 31. I'm 34 now and still don't have my shit completely together but I'm trying.

Also I've been hitting the gym since I was 21, so that helps. So basically look good + be trying to get your shit together. Girls won't care. Also I think I have a good personality too; girls tell me that I do anyway.

It's kinda embarrassing to be living with my parents, but I always make up a half-lie story (hit a rough patch so I'm living with them atm to save money while I go to school) which is pretty much true.

>>39197994
It does say that you're not capable of taking care of yourself.

>>39198042
>>39198042
I'm trying to tell you that your perception of 'a lot' is utterly skewed.

To be able to attract women, all you need to be able to do is be a functioning adult - that is, you need to be able to survive without the help of your parents.

That's not 'a lot'. That's the bare fucking minimum of being an adult.

>>39197985
I've heard people using the phrase for years man... not even sure who this peterson guy is but someone using similar phrases doesnt automatically connect those dots.

My grandpa over 15yrs ago used to say Sort yourself out to everyone when they fucked up so might wanna hit those breaks on he said it you said it crap

>>39198102
Being good looking is a cure for everything in life.

But OP is 5'8" and balding. Without him saying anything else about his physical appearance, I'm gonna bet that he's not good looking enough for women to look past "unemployed and living with parents."

>>39198147
why do you think that? who told you that's what you need? what about people who live with their parents who still attract women?

you're bullshitting, you don't really know, you're just guessing.

>>39198086
Let me guess, she dropped you because she was tired of being with a NEET.

Did you lose a previous job?

Or did you fall for the 'house husband' and 'female breadwinner' meme and seriously think that your sugar momma was going to keep providing for you and never realize that she'd be better off fucking one of her coworkers because, unlike you, they have a job?

>>39194693
Had way better with everything checked but I'm 6', so good luck with that, manlet.

of course...
I know a couple of dudes like you who have managed to bag girls in your situation...

>>39198191
>people who live with their parents who still attract women

Tinder hookups are meaningless. If you are in shape and good looking you can find some insecure young slut to casually fuck, but you're not going to get a relationship out of it when all you can offer is a dick.

Dick is low value. Pussy is not.

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>>39197793
>tfw fat as fatass

Take an honest look at yourself and then ask "Would I date me?".

Think about it for a couple of minutes (if you can even stand to bare to stand such introspection) and report back.

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>>39198203
I have a law degree, but I was unemployed for just a month. It's all a long story regardless.
I thought she was the one, man. Broke my fucking heart.

It's all going to be alright eventually, but I'm still so goddamn lost. The OP is basically me wallowing in my own misery.

>>39198273
>dick is low value, pussy is not
spoken by someone who doesn't work in the real world.

>>39194693
10/10 men have a 50% divorce rate with "pic related"

>>39198343
so who is this chubster tit thing.... she looks familar

>>39198343
> The OP is basically me wallowing in my own misery.

So wait the OP IS YOU.

Why weren't you being serious? We could legitimately help you.

>>39198343
>I was unemployed for just a month.

God damn, women aren't even human.

>>39198387
>spoken by someone who doesn't work in the real world.

You're either a woman or you have your head in the sand.

Dick is low value. A dick without a job and a house is worthless.

Pussy is high value. A pussy can have no job and no house, and a dick with a house and a job will be its equal.

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>23 khhv balding and overweight, 6'1" with broad shoulders, ok facial features and the ability to grow a not shit tier beard
>working shitty tier 1 it call center job 7pm-6am 4 days a week, browse jewtoob and read manga all day and take 1-5 calls the entire night
>good at socializing, I just dislike any relationship deeper than surface level
>raised by women, no father so I had to teach myself a lot
>used to be suicidally depressed, over the last 3 years I've worked through a lot of shit
I'll be okay I think. I've learned to stop caring about being a virgin or getting a girlfriend. If it happens it happens, I'm cool with focusing on myself and my career til then. I'm hoping I'll find the willpower to start going to the gym again. Keep at it bros, we'll make it.

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>>39198615
Regardless of any extenuating circumstances (law degree, having had a fiancee and all that), the OP still irrevocably applies to me, whether I'm being facetious or not. I'm just so goddamn embarrassed and miserable about it, so where to post about it than on /r9k/.

I'm already doing everything I can to 'fix' it, but it's going to be a long road, that's for sure. Being broke fucking sucks. Any income will go to paying off debts, so having my own place is still a long long way off. fml

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>>39198786
MGTOW is for you.

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>>39194693
You just described Putin, and he owns an entire country as well as all the big tittied russian girls inside of it.

If you are worried about your appearance you are a faggot and destined to fail. Accumulate power.

>>39198898
Stop trying to recruit here, you subhuman faggots.

>>39198951
he owns an entire country but he's still an ugly faggot who will go down in history as a brutal dictator and a piece of shit person

you can't win

>>39194693
not a chance. unless you win the powerball, or your parents are already rich.

>>39199010
You hold your tongue. Putin was pretty fucking attractive back in his day and he still has the remnants of that.
And you can't be nice to everyone and run a country.

>>39199086
i'm just saying no matter how poweful a person is you bet your ass his salty about his height and looks, especially when you work in a proffesion like his. the entire world judges him every moment

i used to be a tallfag throughout childhood and somehow i flopped and i'm 5'8 now. i can't get over it, that and being super skinny

>>39198387
Not sure if trole or just stupid.

Ever been to a club or bar? Every woman has like 10 guys talking to her.
Ever seen a woman's dating site profile or Tinder? Literally hundreds of messages.
Ever worked customer service with a woman? Almost assuredly you've seen the women flirted with if not asked out.

There's a reason why women get in free or even get free drinks for just showing up.

>>39194693
Only if you win the lottery and make it public, maybe a gold-digger with tits like that shows up

>>39199196
and i'm not sure if you're 15 years old or 18 years old.
if you get out in the actual blue collar work force you realize that men's labor is highly valuable.

but you're talking about tiddly wink pussy power bullshit that's irrelevant to a professional environment.

>>39199135
Do you have indicators of high test?

>>39199285
don't think so. it's unlikely too. mom is just a womanlette

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>tfw 26 years old
>still living with my parents
>going to college but without any job

I will try to be myself

>>39199313
Maybe your puberty ended sooner?

>>39199010
>going down in history are brutal dictator is a bad thing

??? nigga no wonder you will never be respected, it's not cause you're a balding manlet, but you're a cuckold

>>39199368
He's 5'8", not 5'2". There's still women that are shorter.
Fuck. Just date squatemalans.

>>39199368
i don't know. i'm 22yo do i still have a chance? people at the 25-30yo range seem more developed

>>39199385
go away hitler

>>39199398
i'm attracted to tall women

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>>39197994
In 2017 that's something only a small fraction of the people can do

Our grandparents worked really hard to own a house, our parents got houses with minimal effort.

We can work as hard as we can and still be unable to pay for a house.

More people = expensive houses

Women will always be entitled, though.

>>39199409
Ew. Beta filth detected.
Use the darkest sunless tanners and a tanning bed, then move to Germany.

>>39199409
>i'm XXyo do i still have a chance?

I hate this phrase and I hate people that care about height.

>>39194693
Lol 5'8 30 no job ya man haha women want men like this oh ya and you dont even live on your own!! Hahaha my sides what a faggot

>>39194693
I would say no you are a bald 30 year old Manley, I'm guessing you are a dicklets as well? Well how his is your shemeat? I doubt it's even the size to be called a penis.

>>39194693
Women do not want a bald man unless they shaved it, balding at 30 screams low testosterone and overall just betaness

>>39199522
Balding may be an indicator of high test.

>>39194693
Is this a joke or are you serious? No one would want you man just read a what you typed you Manley faggot. I would say you could pay a female for interaction but you don't even have a job.. you sir a quite the catch LMAO

>>39195510
Lol OP would fail at that he prob has considered raping his mom though....

>>39199270
I'm 26 and an accountant.

And we're not talking about blue collar work value. We're talking about value of a pussy in the dating market.

With tits like those? no way, a man can dream though

https://www.instagram.com/marayjayin/?hl=en

>>39194693
Do pigs fly? Why would you even ask this you already know the answer. The only thing I see that you could do is go on Grindr and take a few loads up the ass or in the mouth.

>>39194693
Whats it like being a short manlet?

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YES YOU CAN

MONEY DOESN'T MATTER

STATUS DOESN'T MATTER

LOOKS DOESN'T MATTER

ALL YOU NEED IS GAME

NOW PAY 3K DOLLARS FOR MY LATEST BOOTCAMP

>>39194693
Maybe if you have lots and lots of money? You can always go on Grindr or Craigs and look for traps (dickgirls) but if she is passable she will have high standards and prob shun you.

Why dont balding people just wear toupees

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>>39198253
Tell me about it, I am legitimately curious...

Were those girls hideous, though?

>>39194693
Do you have a micropenis too? It looks like the odds are very against you also are you a virgin? 5'8 is pretty short but it's not like you are 5'5 I guess..

>>39199590
you have your point, i have mine. the fact that you're a 26 year old accountant bitching about this shit is fucking pathetic, btw. i'd hate to be you.

>>39199695
You are just as gay as that other guy I love coming here watching 2 betas fight it's great God you all are so pathetic

>>39199751
Andyouaregaytoowowniceinsultcoolahahatrollllllllllinggggg

>>39199681
Because it makes you look insecure and ridiculous at the same time.

>>39199695
Well, blue collar work is more respectable and women can't lift like men can. I don't understand your point with that market versus the fabled sexual marketplace.

>>39194693
if you want a girl like that youre only option is to be incredibly supportive during a really hard time. so basically impossible irl but if you find yourself in the situation i believe you could theoretically do such a thing

>>39198973
stop being so ignorant to what they are you clueless cuck.

or do you just read something off buzzfeed and go hurr factS!


mgtow is men giving up on a society that shits all over them and decided to live for themselves instead of for females and the government.


So you not only are stupid and ignorant you also cant look into anything past what the mainstream tells you.

I dont even subscribe to mgtow but I took the time to read up on it and not just parrot whatever the main stream said it was.

Next time before you pop off at the mouth about things you clearly know nothing about go do some research so you dont show everyone you're just another dumb parrot

Also if your reply is anything but you are correct I will go do research and it's the cliche shit talking and shaming langauge i'll know you're either a troll/a ignorant fuck that didnt research/ a female worried more men not dating is less for her resourse gathering/ or all of the above.
So I await you're reply since it's going to prove me right most likely.

>>39199791
Probably better than looking ugly though

>>39198086
Post a pic of your fiancee. Let's see what league you've been playing in.

love how op is a loser beta baldy and yet thinks he gets choice pick of ladies.

and when called out on things he goes hurr I want hot chicks and no fattys and this guy disagreed with me so he's hitler.

The more you top op the more I see why your "fiance" left you. you're one tip top cuck fuck.

maybe hook up with suicide for a one night stand? might be about your status

>>39199594
typical ugly boring ho that thinks she's 9/10 when she's at best 6/10. she only gets men cuz of her tits she has to stick out constantly.

what a fake ugly bitch

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>>39199891
She was honestly a 8/10. 7 years younger than me as well.
Hence the 'still' in OP. Tits weren't that godly on her, though.

But no, no pic. I've been too specific as it is.

>>39199915
you mixed up two different people. i wasn't OP

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>>39199969
yeah

OP here. All my posts have been with pics of pic related.

Also my last post. Good night /r9k/ ;_;

>>39199831
>before you pop off
>also if your blah xxxhfx
If you want respect, don't talk to me like I'm your cumdumpster, you cretin faggot.
MGTOW has some solid points. Men should value themselves, should find ways to improve on themselves and not for women lying in wait for their paychecks. They should find hobbies, build shit, philosophize about shit, find camaraderie in those things with other men. I wouldn't begin to argue those points.
Giving up entirely because your feefees are hurt signifies that you can't handle this world and that you're a weak piece of shit that fell for a big meme. That you decided to crawl back away from the recesses of society and play vidya while posting anti-female, anti-family propaganda and cater to the merchant while you get off with being a selfish, subhuman faggot that will never contribute to anything.
Pretend to make a difference from your high horse.

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>>39197793

TFW too big for ottermode but too small to be athletic

>>39199570
lol, what a stupid post

>>39195492
>attractive personality.
a personality is only attractive when it belongs to an attractive man

>>39200298
You've never made a male friend based on his personality?

Contrary to popular belief, women also have the amazing power to perceive and react to personalities.

>>39200350
> You've never made a male friend based on his personality?
not the guy you replied to but that's a terrible fucking example. you can make friends of the same sex that way.sexual relationships aren't that easy to form

>>39200166
>too big to be ottermode
fucking lmao

>>39200116
respect is earned not given you stupid cumdumpster.

And again you assume they gave up cuz someone hurt their fee fee.s statements like that is the crap you read on buzzfeed about mgtow.

And not wanting people to shit on you and living a life away from shit is not being a weak piece of shit. Its so obvious you cant handle tothers live their lives according to what's in their best interests and no that doesnt mean weak pos or fee fee's hurt it means their lives are better without bullshit.

It's obvious you cant handle it or grasp it or whatever your issue is but to trash them cuz YOU think they are weak and hurt fee fee's doesnt mean that's how it is. Again stop getting your facts from buzzfeed.


so get off your judgement horse and try to learn before you teach about things you clearly still are wrong on.

but i find you arent worth the arguement. you demand respect and talk shit about people who live different than you with shaming langauge and shit talk while demanding said respect. It is earned and you havent earned much with those buzzfeed shit views.

Try again once you stop looking down on others for finding a way of life they enjoy that isnt how you live. cuz that's what most of your weep weep rage shit talking comes off as. THEY ARE WEAK CUZ THEY DONT LIVE LIKE ME CUZ IM A MAN AND SO STRONG AND ALPHA! .... now im gonna go let you live how you want imma live how I want and they will go live how they want also. Hopefully you can handle that without some sort of shit talking reply.

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>>39200597
Cease fire.
Fuck off.

>>39200379
Good friends are hard to find, although they are easier than sexual partners