>be me
>going to the movies with my friends and oneitis
>my friends know that I have a crush on him and they decided to leave us alone
>Me and oneitis talked about various things before the movie started
>During the movie I carefully nudged my hand next to my oneitis
>Dick was diamond during the rest of the movie
>about 30 minutes in he noticed
>tried to apologize to him until he puts his finger towards my lips
>"It's fine, bro."
>then he gave me a gentle kiss
>His breath kinda taste like gin, but it doesn't matter to me
>after the movie we decided to head home and planned to hang out on Monday
I'm so happy right now, Robots. Please share your wonderful experiences.
>friends
Get off normal fag
>>39190480
LOL @ you being such a homosexual
You guys make me sick in here
>>39190480
Im happy for you anon, dont mind the jealous neckbeards
kys fucking faggot
this is an original statement
>>39190480
>oneitis
>he
>>39190538
Then why are you here, jackass?
>>39190538
Oh no, this queer is back.
Hopefully just on bail until his sentence starts.
>>39190480
All gays need to be gassed no exception
>>39190480
gay, has friends, will have a fuckbuddy soon
fuck off you fagot
you're a cock sucking faggot and god hates you
>>39190480
Holy shit all the hate kek
The fact that your gay doesnt make you a faggot
Being perturbed by the taste of gin on someones breath makes you a faggot
Fuck off fag
>>39190925
congratulations btw
>>39190750
Fuck off, normal scummy.
Good for you. Ignore the hate
Fucking normal fags get out of my board
>>39190480
Sounds gay
Original
This will never happen To me unfortunately.
>>39190480
Fake and Gay
Originalo gatototo
>>39190480
I unironically hope that this happened and if so, that you are as happy as you seem. I got to go eat at this Chinese place with mybest friendlast week, so that was nice. It's not greentext worthy, but I enjoyed it.