>Chad = Blond Haired White Alpha Male >Brad = Dark Haired

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>>39187988
Alejandro doesn't exist.

That ride always smells like vomit. They shouldn't even allow it to exist due to health code violations.

>>39187988
>asian alpha male
doesnt exist

>>39188045
I regularly ring up this jacked korean dude at my job every few days, he's alpha as fuck and always buys bananas, they must be his power source

>>39187988
asian should be jack

>>39188036
What ride is it. OPs pic is giving me a good chuckle

Abdude = Middle Eastern Alpha male

>>39188068
No, Asian one should be Bruce. But funny thing about Bruce Lee, he wasn't even full Asian, he was 1/4th German.

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>>39188045
>Asian alpha males don't exist.

>>39188302
5'7 and 130lbs.
Try again.

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>>39188331
He was one of the most talented martial artists taught by the best. He would beat up any modern day Chad that isn't Ronny fucking Coleman.

>>39188302
He was 1/4th German. He wasn't full asian.

>>39188343
He was a movie star. Chad would need to land a single punch to sleep him and Lee wouldn't hurt a Chad with his best shot.

>>39187988
Pajeet = Shitskin Alpha Male

>>39188381
>Some random fuck could beat a martial artist

Okk

>>39188435
He lost to an aspirin

>>39188381
>he was a movie star
>hes not chad

try again u fucking god damn bumbling moeran.

>>39188088
It's a fair ride. It's basically a flying saucer where you all stand at the outer edge while the whole structure spins. Eventually the centrifigal force pins you up against the wall. The operator of the ride sits dead center of the structure and doesn't spin at all. This tends to result in motion sickness for the operator hence the vomit smell.

>>39187988
Oh so I'm a brad.OK

>>39188027
He does, though. In middle school I was ""friends"" with a Latino literally named Alejandro and he had very pretty pale (brown) skin, nice teeth, an attractive face, and dreamy light blue eyes.

>>39188435
A 220lb Chad would destroy Bruce "Flyweight" Lee. I'm sorry.

>>39188331
He's 5'7 and 130 lb?! There might be hope for me... Although I am Filipino... T_T

>>39188490
Wait how does the operator get motion sickness if he's not moving?

>>39188871
Nani?! He's too fast!

>>39187988
swap chad with brad. Chad must have blue or green eyes tho.

>>39188928
I have no idea but everytime I go into one of those things the operator is puking into a bag.

>>39188871
dex > str

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>>39188928
Here is a picture of the operator

>>39188933
>>39188972
Yeah, he has the speed and dexterity to run away. Because he isn't hurting a 220lb chad with any strike that he throws.

>>39188707
your not alpha tho

>>39189031
Guys like Lee used their opponent's strength against them. You would know this if you weren't a fucking plebeian.

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>>39188918
>T_T

off u'reself

t. flip in flipland

>>39189031
He has crit and dex maxed out. It's like a swordmaster going up against a hero. Lee takes this.

>>39188331
you idiot, insulting Bruce Lee triggers raids from r/asianmasculinity and r/hapas. Do NOT reply to these posts, just ignore them

expect AMWF cuck shit on the front page for the next 10 hours

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>>39188361
That's neglible. My mom is 1/4th white and we're Asian as much as the full ones.

t. flip with hapa grandmother

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>>39188331
And they're here

> Beta poo: Pajeet
> Based poo: Patel
> Chaddish slav: Ivan, Igor
> Beta slav: Semen, Peter
> Chaddish arab: Mohammed
> Beta arab: Mohamed

>>39189314
I'm fucking half white half flip and I still look asian.

>>39189409
>Delta Arab: Moamed
>Zeta Arab: Mediterranean

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>>39189415
What's wrong with being Asian though? Being Asian doesn't make you ugly.

Also, asianmasculinity needs to fuck off.

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>>39188045
I'm willing to bet this is just a pretense for that fucking annoying cunt from r/hapas and r/asianmasculinity to bitch about da whyte man putting them down

>>39189441
Well I actually enjoy being asian, I don't hate myself for it. But I wish asian girls paid attention to me.