>be 25 year old virgin >Go to club get drunk >Grind

>wanting to put your penis in bitches from the club

ok you STuD

>>39187667

>not wanting to

they look hot with makeup and their slutty clothes

>>39187572
How do you even get in? I've tried going into clubs before but bouncers never seem to let single guys in.

>>39187695
>broooo theyr'e so hottttttttttttt

lmao

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>>39187695
if this is your mindset then please never get in a serious relationship with a grill. hook up with sluts for the rest of your life instead so you don't hurt anyone.

>>39187695
This has to be a joke, the reddit spacing is icing on the cake.

>>39187572
Nice job op don't mind the faggots saying "enjoy your stds XDDD" they're just jealous, just make sure you wear protection bro

>>39187572
congratulations you were never a robot
now fuck off

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>>39187948
th-thanks. anon.....

I dont know If I want this now that i have it

>>39187824
Did you really do that? That sounds weird. I've never had that problem. They probably just assume my friends are already inside and if someone asked that's what I would tell them.

>>39188019
Maybe it's because I'm in california and the populations quite high, but when I tried they waved me aside and never let me in. Did it to other guys too, the only people I ever saw being let in were people with girls in their party.

>>39188016
i feel like a denenerate and the people I came with think I;m a freak now. One of the people I came with was this girl who friendzoned me and has a boyfriend and shes texting me now telling me I;m a freak and not to worry because it will be a secret

>>39188168
How are you a freak all because you got numbers at a club? The degenerate part I could understand, but if you're still a virgin, I would try to loose my virginity asap and then stop going to clubs. Another thing is, what is a girl with a bf doing going to a club?

>>39188201
Her boyfriend came with us

I'd rather stay a virgin then get on with some random cunt that you find at your local club

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Op here
I forgot to tell you the worst part guys

I kissed a random black girl in the club
My first kiss went to a random black girl who asked me to kiss her....
I dont even know how to feel..desu

>>39188557
Hope you don't have herpes now. Not memeing. Don't squander the momentum though, get laid and get out of this shithole.

>>39188575
how would I know?
I have a weird taste in my mouth I hope thats nothing.

>>39188618
I'm a KHV so I have no fucking idea. I wouldn't be that worried if she wasn't super ghetto though.

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>>39188641
She didnt seem "ghetto" She was pretty cute with glasses and a fat ass. She was digging me and even her male black friends came over and high fived me. I got her number and danced with her the most..

>>39188682
You'll probably be fine, wouldn't worry unless you start showing symptoms.

May have to try this myself, not like I have anything to lose after all.

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>>39188711
Just get drunk as fuck and just just start dancing behind a girl and once you make eye contact and she give you a loot, grab her hand and spin her around and just let her twerk on your crotch and kind grab her hands or shoulders.. then just make your way around her body. Usually only lasts a min or two then you move on to somebody else.

I just learned this from jerking off to too many twerk videos on youtube desu.

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>>39188748
Will try this.

>>39188804
I surprisingly did it so much in the hours I was there that I actually got a bit bored.