Who /failed normie/ here? >6'1 >/fit/ >good looking

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>6'3 white male
>deep voice
>decent looking, full head of hair, decently built
>fairly intelligent
>charismatic when I want to be

>suffering from crippling depression
>absolutely zero drive to improve myself
>resigned to a life of wageslavery and shitposting
>will probably commit suicide before 35

I have no advice for you, OP, but...cheers, man.

>6'1
>/fit/
>good looking
>have gf

hahah what the fuck are you complaining for you dumb bitch?

>>39181033
I can't progress in life because I constantly self-sabotage my efforts

>>39180973
Thanks senpai. How old are you? I'm 29, I feel like I should be somewhere in life, instead I'm a wageslave and shitpost on a taiwanese scarf knitting forum

>5'7''
>"average" looks(ugly)
>had sex by lying
>failed at everything
>all sorts of mental illness
>too tired right now to type comment when I have no reason to be

>>39180801
You seem more like failed chad if anything. You're
>a solid 2 inches above manlet king status
>fit
>attractive
>still able to get a gf despite stagnating career prospects

>>39181145
27 - much closer to 30 than I'd like to be. The best part is that I have two brothers (one older, one younger) and both of them have actual careers. Somehow, I'm still considered the smart one. Talking to my parents is the most godawful thing.

IQ only counts for so much, you know?

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>daily reminder that failed normie=robot

The entire definition of robot revolves around failure to be normie. Anyone telling you otherwise is doing so out of ego and a sour grapes mentality.

The darkest of nights, have the brightest dawns.
I knew a guy who was like you once. He got out of his depression by owning his looks, and making the best of it. Meeting new people and such.

>>39181224
you're probably right but the idea of beinga robot is too important to be cast to the wind like that.

as far as I'm concerned the real robots left a long time ago.

>>39181224
A failed normie tried. A robot was doomed from the start.

I think so.
>can get along find in social interactions but don't like parties
>rather attractive
>in college
>worked
>drive a lot
>have a friend (have had more in the past)
>still khhv because I'm cucked by my own body

>>39181254
The concept of a robot is important. The notion that it's somehow apart from failed normies isn't important; that's just vanity.

>>39181263
everyone tries.

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>>39181224
funny bunny kekek

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>>39180801
>failed normie
GEET THE FUUCK OOUUUUTTT!

>>39181263
So you're defining robots as failed normies who had zero chance of success. That'd disqualify 99% of the people on this boards and others like them.

>>39180801
If I were 6'1, I'd probably be famous and fucking a bitch in her ass rn

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>>39181254
>the real robots left a long time ago.
they left once thread like this started becomming a norm

there are no robots on r9k anymore

>>39180801
>have gf
>can't maintain normal human relationships
WAAHHHOOOOOO THE SHITPOSTING IS STRONG TODAY LADS GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY WAH WAH WAHHHH

>>39181373
you make a good point

threads like that were the reason /r9k/ truly went to shit even before the robot came online.

the virgin vs chad meme is just a lazy watered down version of this era

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>>39181373
also holy shit my life only got worse since I first saw that meme.

>>39181414
r9k was created for actual robots, then it got flooded with people like OP so it got taken down and rebuilt. Now the same shit is happening to /r9k/ 2.0

>>39181224
Most failed normies are cyborgs though (like me). I'm not a true robot but I figure they would be the type of people that were the way they were as long as they can remember (ie those born with mental disorders worse than autism/ADHD)

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Can you tell more about this guy you knew? I'm interested. t.op

>>39181246
This>>39182394 was for you. Uuuuuuh orginal

>>39181450
>r9k was created for actual robots

That is a myth./r9k/ was created to stop spam posting.

>>39182427
>hurr r9k isn't for robots
cyborg detected

>>39181351
Do manlets believe this? t.op

>>39182442
Truth hurts doesn't.

>>39181343
Correct. Normies get out.

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>>39181450
They will be our downfall.

>>39182749
No shit dumbfaggot

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>>39180801
>6'
>21
>not too ugly, people have complemented my appearance
>people have also complemented my personality
>had a decent amount of friends in middle/high school
>not virgin
>132 iq

>mild aspergers
>still aimless in life in terms of career
>nowadays I have no more than 5 friends
>wageslave who no longer has any hobbies
>slowly becoming an alcoholic
>only girl interested in me is at school in alabama and will be fore the next 6 years
>few friends

>has gf
Where exactly did you fail?

>>39181224
>The entire definition of robot revolves around failure to be normie.
No it does not you stupid faggot nigger

>>39181145
are u from Taiwan? i plan to visit Taiwan...

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>it's like I have to study life as I'm living it

really activates my almonds

>6'2"
>/fit/-lite
>Broad shoulders
>5-7/10 face
>Accomplished martial artist/instructor
>Charismatic
>Kind and well liked
>Tried to do the uni thing, failed due to mistaking pseudo-intelligence for real intelligence
>Have debt
>Stuck in dead-end job
>Debt stops me from leaving job and exploring better options
>50% of my weekly wage goes to debt

I don't know what to do, I want to go back and try studying but I can't drop my hours and I know i'll get burnt out. I can't find a new job because of my responsibility to my martial arts classes making my current night shift the only job that aligns...I feel so stuck and it's frustrating.

>5'11"
>Girls have told me I'm cute/attractive
>People laugh at my jokes
>not a virgin (only gf I ever had, we dated from 9th grade until graduation, it was not normal or healthy)

>crippling anxiety
>have a really hard time talking to anyone who I haven't known for years
>try to talk to people at work
>they don't understand me or they think I'm weird
>>39183783
>his only aspiration is to get a girlfriend
That's fucking sad

>>39181120
Just kys honestly normie faggot

>>39181224
>>39183814
Sorry lad, kinda misread what you wrote.