Who here unironically has a waifu? If so, what are the benefits

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I use it as escapism. I'm legit average and I can get into a relationship with some effort but I just can't now. I've fallen to the 2D hell. The ''waifus'' are the representantion of the PERFECT parthner. They have characteristics that no 3D human has. I'm fucking dying.
Don't cross the line dude, Don't do it.

me.

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2D girls are way more qt than 3D.
Just try it for yourself, OP. You will see
how it benefits your life

What about 3D(video games)? 2B is my waifu

>>39180431
3D means real life, not 3D modeled characters.

>>39180468
I know, I just wanted to know where to draw the line

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>used to be into 3d
>just wanted to have sex with someone
>never felt any actual love towards them, just saw them as tools to pleasure myself with
>start saying i have a waifu to piss my friend off
>the joke goes too far, and i go full blown unironic waifufag
>no longer interested in 3d, quit masturbation almost completely
>started improving myself to be worthy of my waifu
>working out, taking risks i wouldn't have taken before, trying to get somewhere in life
>all because of a fucking fictional character

It's better than wallowing in self-pity about "tfw no gf", it can motivate you in the same ways a real girl could, although you'll be judged harshly for it.

I didn't ask for this, but I'm glad it happened.

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Kayo goutokuji

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My waifu is Fu
I will work hard to make myself worthy of her.

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>>39181763
There are women of much better stock in Naruto though

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>shy
>sweet
>loving
>pure
>actually interesting as a person

All qualities 3D don't and can't have.

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>>39181163
If this is true then I might do it to obtain gainz and motivation as well. Really interesting that this had such an effect on you.

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This is my waifu.

I honestly can't get into real women after understanding their nature.

I'm ugly so I couldn't get a gf even if I tried, but I prefer it this way.

>>39182379
I ate literally nothing for a solid 3 days while/after playing her route because I was so lovesick.

I'm a fucking faggot.

>>39180143
it's the only thing that can motivate me to get out of bed most days

i have to tell myself that i'm doing it for my waifu, every day

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>>39183326
We're all faggots here.

>>39182379
Fuck I wish they'd make another Katawa Shoujo. I saw a demo for a spiritual successor kind of thing from different creators but it looked shit.

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I love ritsu tainaka, I used to think it was just a cartoon but whenever I'm feeling sad I look at my wallpaper and feel happy.

>>39184671
I prefer Yui and Mugi, can't pick between those two though. Something about Yui's cute retardation or Mugi's refined but still girly manner makes me want someone like that in my life.

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Waifu 4 laifu.

Just got a new dakimakura of her.

>>39185235
Do dakis feel any different to normal pillows or are they just bigger?

>>39180253
This desu. All 3D women just seem so bad now. I tried to get an escort last week, but the fact she had the animal-like face of a 3DPD really killed my boner. She wasn't ugly, by any means, just human.

>>39180253
Might be a hell worth falling into if you're below average though.

>>39185268
It depends on the pillow inside, the art is almost always printed on a cover you can put on any pillow of appropriate size. (Except with shitty undersized dakis that are usually made for Western markets.)

I used to use a Target body pillow, and it really was just an oversized normal pillow, but I just got back from Japan and while I was there I bought a real dakimakura pillow. It's firmer and heavier than a normal pillow and is super comfy to hold onto while sleeping.

>>39180253
>>39185359
I'm currently having a major crisis because while in Japan I met a bunch of girls who triggered my waifu reflexes. I've heard jokes about them being "2.5D" but didn't realize how true it can be.

>>39185478
Nip girls are as close to real waifus as we're getting.

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Jessica from contagion is my waifu. After I bought the game I played about 60 hours before some guy on a server pointed out how beautiful she was. Then when she was hurt by a zombie in the game I felt a deep primal rage I had never felt . From then on I vowed to protect Jessica at all costs. I usually would play as her but I really wanted to protect her, but the problem was that she was always being played by some fat fuck who breathed heavy on the Mic and ruined my fantasy of being with her. One time I told one of them to get off the game and people asked me why I wanted him to do I explained how I was in love with Jessica and they all laughed at me which ended with me having to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

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I eventually found a real girl who would play as Jessica and she had a female voice so I could tolerate listening to her talk. I told her about my love for Jessica and how it hurt that she would never be with me and how I would marry her without hesitation if she was real. The problem is that when Jessica says "Thank you" in the in game chat commands, she says it as "yknow, I'd kiss you if you were a little cuter" which is fucking devastating because it reminds me how ugly I am and how i would never be good enough for Jessica if she were real. I thought about editing her pain sounds to be a bit like orgasm noises so I could listen to them imagining making sweet gentle love to her on the roof of the gas station on Montclair on our sleeping bags after making sure we were safe from the zombies. But all I ended up doing was corrptuing my steam files intil veridy cache didnt even work and i had to reinstall the entire game. I had the idea to find the voice actress for her an offer her money to make personalised mp3s of Jessica talking to me and whispering sweet nothings into my ear, but I couldn't find her in the credits and when I asked about it on the steam forums for contagion I was banned due to my long history of jessica- related posting.

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It still makes me so angry when ppl play as Jessica then get her killed by being idiots. Or worse she gets infected and I have to watch her turn. Really fucks me up inside. Her cries of pain feel like ice in my heart. I wish she was real so I could protect her. I like playing the biotec level because I like to imagine protecting her as we fight our way to the lower level to get the cure (which she knows about because of her biology degree) and when we get to the roof to get the helicopter there are dozen of zombies, too many to fight, so I lead them away so she can get to the helicopter. Then as the zombies surround me I meet her eyes one last time before pulling the pins on two grenades, blowing myself and two dozen zombies into tiny shreds of flesh, while Jessica makes it to safety.

>>39185643
>>39185723
>>39185888

Jessica has the dumb cunt ponytail.

Finally an actual /r9k/ thread

>>39186192
>30 replies in just over 6 hours

Sorry lad.

>end is nigh
>still thinks getting a waifu as the ultimate line to cross
you fucking retard, you don't even know how deep the rabbit hole goes. You've barely begun.

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I don't think I have a waifu, but recently I have been thinking about Ougi a lot.

>>39184671
ritsu is a lesbian though. How do you deal with that fact ? do you self insert as mio ?

>>39180143
The line not to cross is making a Tulpa of your waifu. Waifus are not extreme for internet addicts nowadays.

>>39186313
Even if she was, nobody cares about that stuff. They can imagine whatever they want to.

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>>39185907
Yeah but she isn't dumb or a cunt, she has a college degree, fucking DO NOT INSULT HER. she is a perfect girl. Her ponytail makes her look cute and carefree even if it's a retarded idea for fighting zombies cause they can grab at it. But other than that DO NOT INSULT JESSICA.

>>39186320
>Tulpa

Had to google that. Holy shit.

Speaking of which.
>>39186381

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I watched a lot of anime and read a lot of fantasy as a kid and I ended up fixated on the idea of purity. I was raised in a religious household and that played a part too. Eventually I ended up unable to overcome my fixation when it came to real women. I would think things like "she probably has had 6 boyfriends already" or "she would never date you because you're a manlet and look like a creep." I painted myself into a corner, essentially, so I took the easy way out and gave up on real women entirely. I can just think about my waifu instead and forget about any of it.
It doesn't help 100% of the time but it sure does help.

I am not attracted to 3d woman. I never was attracted to them because I was exposed to anime from a young age. For a long time I could not understand people serious about their waifu, until I found the one. Being in love is a wonderful feeling, I'm filled with happiness just looking at her face.

Too many people have waifus ironically or they see their waifu as an alternative. They think "because 3D doesn't like me I guess I'll have to go with 2D". I don't really consider that to be really having a waifu. I will remain a virgin by my own choice for the rest of my life for my waifu. 2D really is the purest form of love.

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No, but I do have a daughteru

waifus dont make sense to me

i like anime girls but im not a weeb but you might as well go love a rock or something, it's as real as your waifu is

>>39180143
I got a waifu when I was 13. 2D is like 3D without all the bad stuff.

>>39186632
Is shana your waifu anon?