>tfw high fiber diet This felt so good coming out, robots.

Thought you'd be used to 12 inchers in your ass by now OP

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>>39172671
Well youre wrong, buddy. It's a pleasant surprise every time

>>39172658
Fiber is a blessing. Try eating lots of fiber with big, balanced meals that are heavy on meat and you get some really nice movements

I wish I could smell, lick and taste that shit. I want you to put that shit inside me. Literally OP

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>>39172710
Fuck no I'm not eating meat. Meat has no fiber. I only eat plants NIGGUH

>>39172658
Wow anon! Now that is a big boy poop! Now go and make mommy proud by sending her pictures, ha ha big boy poop!

But seriously please post chatlogs where you send this to women and capture their disgusted reactions, it's god's work and hilarious too

>>39173222
>implying I have women in my phone to text
Nice trips though...

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>>39172658
>been eating plenty of veggies and fruits lately
>still don't shit often and don't shit well because I sit around all day instead of getting movement and stimulating muscle movement
I EAT THE GOOD STUFF AND I STILL CAN'T FUCKING SHIT LIKE A MACHINE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS NO FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THEIR BOWELS
WHAT THE FUCK

>>39172718
That's absolutely disgusting


I'm not surprised

High fibre diets are a meme.
I ate a cabbage lat night and had runny shit this morning.

>>39173304
fucking exercize then you NEET twat

>>39173375
I walk around enough and I'm not a NEET

>>39173361
Cabbage is not a high fiber food lol. Try brown rice next time. Or sweet potatoes. I eat brown rice and lentils twice a day, and potatoes once a day. Six potatoes. I'm OP btw. Also broccoli, lots of broccoli

>>39173361

food takes around 40 hours to go through the digestive system

>>39173389
just walking for a couple minutes is not exercizing, but hey keep having your undesirable literal shits and keep complaining when you know you need more ACTUAL exercize

>>39173407
LOL. No it takes up to 8 hours

>>39173428

that's only stomach and small intestine

> In the 1980s, Mayo Clinic researchers measured digestion time in 21 healthy people. Total transit time, from eating to elimination in stool, averaged 53 hours (although that figure is a little overstated, because the markers used by the researchers passed more slowly through the stomach than actual food). The average transit time through just the large intestine (colon) was 40 hours, with significant difference between men and women: 33 hours for men, 47 hours for women.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/digestive-system/expert-answers/faq-20058340

learn to use google

>>39172658
>Enjoys twelve foot long phallic item slowly sliding out of anus

>>39173546
I guess you're right. You're still a smug asshole who deserves corporal punishment.

>>39173557
Yeah shitting is great when you eat well

>>39173557
oh i'm sorry, did a rabbit shit in your home?
or was it you with your poo envy?

I've heard anal sex feels like that over and over.

>>39172658
good candidate for shit of the month.

Keep it up anon.
Lets see if any others can compete with you.

>>39173557
thats no homo. now, enjoying a twelve foot long phallic item slowly sliding INTO ur anus, thats a different story

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