ITT: most autistic shit you've ever witnessed >Witnessed

>>39172301
Full story. Now.

>>39172301
>posts interesting story
>will post the rest if interested
JUST DO IT

When did /r9k/ turn into /b/?
Shouldn't be surprised that was not original.

2.21 gigawtfs
Post the story NOW

>>39172426
/r9k/ has always had bully stories. its part of being a robot anon. most here have been bullied in some sort of way

Well heres the story:

>first thing you should know is that the bully, Sykes was a run of the mill bully,
>Skyes had come from a troubled background and therefore was given the "oh he cant help kicking that kid because of his troubled background" bullshit get out of jail free card
>in sixth form, sykes turned his bullying towards one of the new students, a Kid who was nicknamed "Tweak" after the south park kid who was riddled with pills.
>Tweak was blitzed out of his face most of the time taking pills to stop his schizotypal disorder and bipolar symptoms
>genuinely he was an insanely clever kid
>Skyes diddnt like this and made it his mission to fuck with him. flooding his locker, ripping up work, beating him and shit like that
>one day myself and a few friends were round the technology rooms at dinner time
>its where all us dirty smokers were

1/2

>>39172611
2/2
>Out of one of the tech rooms a primal scream was heard
>turns out Tweak had given Skyes a shove
>skyes diddnt like that and chased Tweak out into the little courtyard outside the tech rooms
>Skyes began slapping Tweak as hard aas he could
>Now if Tweak ran away from you, you DID NOT follow him, it meant he was on the verge of a breakdown before his schizotypal shit went haywire
>Tweak fucking went beast mode
>he screams a scream which can only be replicated bny the Barons of Hell from doom
>clapped Skyes cleanly round the side of the heas with his fists and diddnt stop punching
>when skywes is curled in a ball tweak sprints into the tech rooms and retrives a mallet and a screwdriver
>Skyes tries to get away and Tweak almost on all fours leaps after him like some Velociraptor on coke
>pins skyes down and pummels him
>pulls his boxer shorts down and inserts the screwdriver into him
>Tweak vbegins yelling "Squeal piggy squeal!" while smacking Skyes bare ass
>finally he mallets the screwdriver into Skyes puckered asshole
>continues to do this until Skyes screams and shits blood
>blood and foul shit everywhere
>Tweak suddenly freezes as if someone has just taken batterys out of him
>gets up and leaves, still covered in shit

>>39172611
>>39172716
Good lord I did not need to read this. My ass clenched reading this shit

>>39172716
3/2 fucked up my numbering
>We follow Tweak, leaving Skyes a sobbing shitty mess
>Tweak sits down with a newspaper and calmly says "Do you think i went too far?"
>im still friends with Tweak, ve seen hm do other shit when he has an episode but never anything this gruesome

>>39172716
My spelling is fucking awful. sorry anons, im a lazy typer

>>39172611
>>39172716
>>39172749
This story changes every time you tell it. What's true and what isn't? Is any of it true at all? No. None of it is.

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>>39172716

Wait he hammered a screwdriver into his butthole?

>>39172790
I've seen this story a while back OP

>>39172790
Thing is anon i havnt actually told this story before. Not on here at least, to other friends yes but never on 4chan. im usually a lurker by heart

>>39172800
That he did anon, that he did

>>39172853
Did the head of the screwdriver penetrate the anal wall,? Like did sykes get stabbed in the butt wall?

>>39173001
He ended up having loads of internal stitches and counselling, thats all i know about it anon

>>39172749
I actually am an aspie and can confirm.... this is not autism. This is your friend going full ape shit crazy with a screwdriver. A aspie would seemingly emotionlessly walk up and beat the fuck out of his aggressor and not know when to stop. I don't know about other types of autism and what they would do.

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>>39172749
>"do you think i went too far?"

>>39173323
He has schizotypal and bipolar anon
not aspie

>>39173539
Source?
I think I know who drew that.