>mother warns me about taking too long in the shower

>>39171408
Don't shower for one month, and always say "I miss the long showers" loudly.
Sometimes punishing people can give them a lesson. Your jew family hates you.

>>39171464
please do this OP
Please

>tfw even if I'm rushing I take 15 minutes in the shower
who /slow/ here

>>39171408
Mummy gets mad when I drink beer before work
>tfw 26 years old

>>39172659
>15 minutes
What are you a baby?

Try 30 mins, that's when the euphoria kicks in

>>39171408
>my mom got mad at me for staying up past 11pm last night

I am 32 years old

>>39171408
Just take cold showers and you'll want it to be over with

>>39171408
Why do you take so long? Me personally, I like hot water a lot and when I am having a shower is the only moment when I feel completely in privacy

I once read that lonely people replace emotional warmth with hot showers. I don't know if its true, but when I am sad I feel cold

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>>39171408
>this is how NEETs feel, they can't even wank in the shower.

>>39171408
>21

So is your mom coming over to your apartment and complaining?

Don't tell me you are 21 and living at home?

I'm 25 and I still live with my mom but at least I'm alpha enough to tell her to mind her own business.

>>39172969
better than not being able to wank most of the week because I'm at some wageslave job

>>39173052
>he doesn't know

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>mom tells me not to start a game before dinner
>tfw i'm 19

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>>39172659
>>39172712
>>39171408
reminder that there is kids starving for water at the other side of the world while you are overusing liters of clean water for nothing.

>>39173460
why are you still living at home? Even if you're a stupid neetcuck you should still be living away from your parents.

This is the saddest thing I've read all day.

>>39173879
not americuck here, but how do you leave the house at 19? you're basically just out of highschool how do you pay renta nd the other shit?

>>39173917
is it really that different in yuropooria? Here you move out, normally to go to school, and you get a job and roommates.

>>39173917
Go to uni in another town and make them pay for it

>>39173951
I live in Italy and literally nobody goes to live alone at 19.
Even if you could why would you decide to waste money on rent and living with strangers if you can save up and live at home.

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>dad keeps telling me to go out and live my life
>tfw i'm 21yo

>>39173980
I mean there are places in America where people stay with parents for a long time

Especially here in MA where the rents are severely high

>>39173980
why would you want to live with your parents when you could own your own place and do whatever you want with it? That's what I did when I turned 18, I bought a small starter house and put in a home gym in the living room with a big screen TV and bought a boat a year later. I couldn't have done half the fun things I have done in my life if I was still stuck in my parents house even if they are cool.

>>39174061
most people dont have the money to buy a house at 18. nor a boat.

>>39171408
>>39173995
>family full of normies who keep judging and pitying me
>20 year old

>>39173980
>>39174061
in meditteranean and eastern europe people almost never move out and live on the same family property for generations
for example my family has been living on the same fucking place since the 6th century


its because we arent retards compeltely estranged from our families and unable to live around others

>>39174112
I think it depends on where you live, my brother just bought a house and he's 20, but it was only like $100,000, which is like $450 a month in mortgage payments, cheaper than renting.

As for boats, they can be cheap if you buy used, the one I got was only $3,000.

>>39174157
raising a loan to buy a house is considered something absolutely retarded and cringeworthy in med and east

if you did that here people would think youre a fucking moron

>>39174217
why? I pay 3.3% interest on my loan, I can make more than that investing my money on the stock market, it would be stupid for me to put all that into a house.

>>39171408

So... You actually typed this out, expecting sympathy ?

You're 21, mooching off your mommy, and spend so much time jacking off that she had to mention it

(YES, dumbass.. your mom knows exactly what you're doing)

How about you get off your ass and start acting like a man?

There are 17 year olds in the military who are twice the man you are.

You're a fucking worthless piece of shit

>>39174155
19 year old eastern european here
i have moved to another country with the help of some friends because my family were abusive, terrible pieces of shit
i live in a flat with a roommate now, it is not perfect but still quite nice and comfy
i would have literally killed myself if i had to stay with my family for even another year
plus, i don't see why you wouldn't want to be independent and have your own place, even if your family is nice
wanting to live your own life doesn't mean being "estranged from your family"
people who are grown up, work, have a steady income and even a spouse but still want to stay next to mommy seem like pathetic perma-children to me

>>39174371
culture and mentality
as i said here nobody moves out

>>39174391
>from abusive family
yes that is most definetely the rule and not the exception
you are just a fucked up city boy having a trauma ridden childhood

>>39174376
Out of jail, Johnny?

>>39173879
>>39173951
>>39174061
Where the f ck do you think you are?

>>39174422
i never said it was the rule
you honestly don't think there is something off with grown adults who go "A BLOO A BLOO I WANNA STAY WITH MOMMY AND DADDY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ALL THE MEANS TO HAVE MY OWN LIFE" ?
it's like they don't want to grow up
when i still lived in my home country, i had this friend my age whose sister was 25 fucking years old, with a uni diploma, two jobs, a long term boyfriend but still lived at home, and didn't even do as much as pay rent
i always saw her as a freeloading leech

>>39171464
Only one month?

LOL, what a pleb.

>mommy and papa give me kisses on the cheek
>i'm 23

>>39173846
fuck niggers
this post is most likely not original

>>39173846
Saving water isn't gonna change shit for them. I live in the 1st world so I'm going to fucking enjoy 1st world luxuries. Fuck you and your retarded argument.

>>39171408
21 years here too. I feel like my youth is coming to an end soon. Guess I should do something with it, before it's over.

>>39171408
I'm also 21, such a sad life.
>tfw I was a kid I used to watch that cartoon where the teenagers worked in the mall and hung out with their friends all day
>tfw I thought my life was gonna be the same and then I was gonna move out and live my own life
>tfw still living with parents and fumbling through college with no friends
I guess my last chance is to get my shit together, get a good degree and find a job in a different state so I can finally move out in my late 20s.

>>39176284
Be me. I'm not even in school. Im just sitting at my parents house all day. I dont have motivation to find a job. The resume gap just keeps growing. I need a reason to save money but I dont know what that reason is

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>>39171408
i have no idea what that feels like

>>39173846
That should be me problem why?
I'm not the one that caused them to have that life.
You can't blame it on colonialism either because they have had decades to get their shit together over there and all they do is ask for free food and water instead of trying to figure it out for themselves.
Fuck your shitty misplaced empathy.

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>>39174603
>You're free-loading
>But no-one cares, so it's really ok
>Only random assholes that don't care if you die in the street will pop-in and shake their heads then forget you exist

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You know what's the worst of living with family in a small house?
>finally get to shower
>get some urges
>start wanking
>close to finishing
>suddenly every fucking body starts talking loudly about every irrevelant shit they can find
>can't focus
>mfw

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>>39179095
>Not wanking at 10 PM every night just to avoid this

>>39179095
>tfw you don't care and jerk off even when people are outside your door
I have yet to be found out

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>>39172969
>tfw want to wank in the shower but I can't because it's uncomfortable for me
>can only jack it if I'm laying down in bed or sitting back in my chair at my computer