> start writing a feels post > delete it all half way through

>>39162352
How could i make you to feel better
t. also want to kms

>>39162390
I don't think you can, and even if you somehow could, it would all be pointless and wasted effort anyway.

>>39162352
If you post your feels post, i'll respond to it. Just keep it under 250 words.

>>39162414
sorry that im useless and cant help

>>39162352
spruce up feels posts with lies that make them seem more outlandish

you gotta entertain your audience my man

>>39162543
It's outlandish enough without having to lie, even for r9k standards. It's all pointless anyway, writing feels posts stopped "helping" years ago. Now it's just a habit.

>>39162543
sounds good to me!

>be me
>be 4'11.5
>weigh 180 pounds
>have chrons disease
>too weak to lift more than 25 pounds
>have 85 IQ (tested by a psychologist)
>am 25 year old khhv

How does that sound? How could I make it sound more pathetic?

>>39162629
it was a sequence of measurements so i became bored
maybe talk about how you got stuck in a doggy door more than once because you thought you could make the squeeze

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>>39162674

>be me
>walking through the mall
>see a group of girls approach me
>"hey anon, do you think that you could beat stacy here in a fight."
>whatthefuck.jpg
>"come on, anon, she's 6 inches shorter than you. Are you afraid you're gonna lose?"
>"n-no. I just."
>suddenly Stacy dives on top of me and wrestles me to the ground
>I struggle to lift her heavy 100 pound body off of me, but she's too heavy for me to get her off of me
>"I won't get off until you say I win."
>yell out "YOU WIN!"
>everyone in the mall is now staring at me
>5 year old kids are pointing and laughing at me
>I start crying and run home

Why are women such cruel creatures, fellow robots? It's like they can only think about themselves, and not about other people.

>>39162786
how does this sound in comparison?

>>39162786
kek

sounds like the average r9k post

>>39162786
i felt deeply for you and your embarrassment

>>39162352
>yes, these are the best years of your life
>that scenery
Strikes close to home, fellow slavbots

>>39162786
They sound like chinese people, but shittier.

>>39162352
A lot of us do care anon. sorry for not responding enough to your feels posts

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>>39162942

Slavbots have it the worst. Being a degenerate basement-dweller is less tolerated in Eastern Europe, harder to earn a good living and less support systems for robots trying to climb out of the bottomless pit. No guns either for an easy way out. Not only that but the girls in Eastern Europe are some of the prettiest in the whole world and we're missing out on them.

It's a tough life.

>>39163281
but isn't there more welfare over there?

>>39163513
Relative to where? Stupid post.

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>>39163281
hello my name is tobar,, am fromm da novorussa and i neeed monye pls!!!

>>39163720
relative to America, euronigger

>>39164217
Where the fuck would the money come from?

>>39164238
high taxes on the rich

>>39164253
>The rich would raise taxes on themselves
>The government listens to people and what they want
Pick both

>>39163513
>>39164217
FUCKING AMERITARDS GET OUT