>25th birthday >Still a pathetic, friendless wagecuck

cake doesn't look half bad save me a slice

>>39159476
I hate cake, but happy birthday anon. I spend my birthday alone every year.

Happy birthday, bro! The cake looks tasty as fuck

Is that chocolate? No wonder why you don't have any friends.

Happy birthday, OP. You don't need people to celebrate with you. Just do what makes you happy.

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>>39159657
It's red velvet with cream cheese frosting. Added sprinkles because I thought it would cheer me up and it just made me more depressed.

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>>39159570
Thank you brothers. Also nice get.

Happy birthday, anon. Hopefully you'll have better luck this year.

>>39159476
>wagecuck
>haven't left the house in 5 days
you work from home or something?

Do you live close to home? You could go visit your family.

>>39159476
What do you do for work if you haven't left the house in 5 days you silly fuckboi

>>39159476
Happy birthday anon. This will be my week next week probably to a T, but a year older.

>>39159697
Red velvet? Those are god-tier tastes you have. Easily the best flavor.

>>39159697
Get drunk and tomorrow curl up with your favourite hangover cure and watch some comfy TV or a nine then treat yourself to your favourite take out. Enjoy your birthday, as a robot surviving another year IS an achievement.

>>39159476
Your cake looks like shit, also only gays bake cake for themselves lol, now assuming you love cock why not go on Grindr and fuck a guys boipussy for ya bday?

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>>39159476
Im 24 and i lost my friends to drug addiction so guess id count as a loner too.

I want you to have confidence in you, coz youre the only one who can change this. Its not too late. I believe we can both turn out to be winners. Never give up, just give your mind time to heal and when the time is right, you will win.

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>>39159731
I'm using some of my PTO this week because I know I'm not going to use it for anything else and if I didn't use it before the end of the month, it'd expire anyway.

>>39159476
Sprinkles on cake.. you some kind of fag? The fuck kind of man bakes a cake let alone just for him? Where is the steak at you cuck?

>Still caring about birthdays

Why, you some type of faggot?

Oldfag checking in, tomorrow I turn 35... You don't want to be me in 10 years, change your life however you need to and find a woman and start a family. Happy birthday anon

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>>39159742
>>39159769
Thank you, my friends

>>39159476
You are 25 and feeling sorry for yourself still? Christ man up this is pathetic my dude

happy birthday OP. sorry you have to be alone for it.

>>39159476
Strange, its also my birthday today, and I just turned 18

what are u gonna do mods

>>39159476
happy original birth day my dude

>>39159849
if you have a discord i can be your friend until you get your life together and maybe play you music this sunday

>>39159960
Oooo someone is special he's 18 haha fuck outa here faggot

>>39159476
do you play any games anon? I'd play some vidya with ya

>>39159980
Is group fapping a thing in this discord it would be a good birthday present to me

>>39159986
I've been to this place since I'm 8, get rekt faggot newfag

>>39159991
I mostly play retail WoW and RP

>>39159476
happy birthday anon, but you should be honest with your mom

>>39160008
Haha ooo big kid is something special you have degenerate parents and you are pathetic to brag about this thanks for the laugh buckaroo

>>39160007
well yeah they do that and i can show you nudes or fappable stuff if you gimme the contact
after all, its your bday

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>>39160021
oh I don't play those... sorry anon

>>39160027
Ya maybe he should come clean and tell his mom he is a twat and is alone

>>39160069
How many robots fap together?

Happy birthday anon! Your cake looks pretty good and you have great taste. The sprinkles do, in fact, dilute the depression.

>>39160044
>big kid
I'm not a kid anymore stop the bullying

>muh degenerate parents
My parents did nothing wrong

>ur pathetic
No you are

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happy birthday, I'll be 25 as well in 2 weeks.

>>39160076
We could go on that anons discord and fap if you want? I'm kind of down for it

>>39160105
wrong answer, all you had to do is give me your discordname#1324

now if youre not fast ill lose interest

Happy Birthday bro. I spent mine the other day repairing some guys fence. 90+ degreesF, humid as fuck, in the sun all day. Started to get the chills and stopped sweating so had to sit in the shade for a while and guzzle water. Took me 7+hrs instead of 5. Texts from family all day saying "hope you enjoy your day" etc. They know me well enough to know Im not going to be out or doing anything special. I dont really enjoy anything anymore so wouldnt know what to do even if I wanted too. Good on you for at least baking a cake.

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>>39160169
I guess I could hang around

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>>39159697
It's a very yummy looking cake!

>>39160269
You have something we can join? I'm downloading it now

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>>39160384
I've never used discord myself but I'm willing to give it a shot

>>39159476
go out you pathetic sack of shit. No wonder you're a lonely loser when you still turn to this aids infested website. get a grip faggot.

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Happy birthday friend. I would eat the cake with you. Albo, ignore these pseudo alpha haters, this is their only chance to shine.
Also. Lonely as fuck as well.

>>39160738
youre that close to killing yourself, i dont think your opinion about pseudo anything matters

I spent my 25th birthday (last year) sick, internetless and studying for finals, hope yours is way better anon, happy birthday!

>I'm 24
>this will be me one day

it's hard to make excuses for not killing myself, I just keep getting reasons to do so.

>>39159476
Happy Birthday friend and you're amongsts brothers here. I would love to have a piece of cake with you and sit and talk about life and other brotopics

>>39159476
Happy original birthday, anon. Spent many a special day drunk by myself; nothing like making a Thanksgiving turkey that only you will eat. Make the best of it and dream of better days, which will come if you want them to.

Happy birthday man, i never know what to say in situations like these but i think even this can help you feel better.
Anyways keep going anon its ok

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>>39159476
happy birthday from Poland m8
wszystkiego najlepszego chuju xD

>tfw 27 in five days

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>>39159476
happy birthday anon. The cake looks tasty.

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>>39159476
I know you probably won't see this but happy birthday anon, hope you find some friends.

What do you like doing, try to find others doing the same thing, if you're socially awkward as fuck like me, then find people online first.

happy birthday anon. cake looks amazing. you have great taste. im sorry youre depressed. i hope your 26th is better.

Happy Birthday, Anon.
Lonely as fuck as well.

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Not OP but I want to kms from loneliness.

>>39159476
Happy birthday niggor

Happy birthday anon. That cake looks pretty good. I'd come over and eat a slice and chill with you.

>>39159476
Nobody wished me a happy birthday since my 12th birthday, Happy Birthday Anon.

I'll have a slice. Happy birthday, OP.

>>39162474
Happy birthday for all the birthdays you missed.

Hope things improve for you anon.

>>39162474
dude that sucks. happy birthday. you are loved

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>>39159476
>turned 23 last month
>same situation as you
>notbody contacted me
>family can't afford cake but mom put chocolate spread, sprinkles and a candle on a piece on bread for me
>mom wasn't even at home because she had work
>spendt the day like any other


also, happy birthday

>>39159476
>thinking you matter

get over yourself you sad cunt

>>39159476
Happy birthday OP I hope you have a really good year and things go right for you

>>39159760
Maybe he can fuck yours.

>>39159476
Happy birthday anon. At least you've made it this far, and /r9k/ is still around.

>>39162613
Holy fuck that sounds depressing.

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>>39159476
Being a normie is for losers anyway. Happy birthday!

>>39159476
happy birthday

one time when i was like 14 my mom was singing happy birthday and dropped the cake and it fell down the stairs

lol

it was so sad, she cried a lot about it

>>39159476
happy birthday, anon. we love you bud.