>everyone agrees speed limit fags and safety cucks are the

>>39155224
>implying he has anywhere important to be
Slow the fuck down, where you got to be, faggot?

>>39155224
It's not against the law to get into an accident, stupid. No wonder you can't pass the test

>>39155333
This. I drive between 5 and 10 miles over the speed limit on highways and people still fucking tailgate me and try to pass me. Why are you faggots so insistent on going fucking 100 mph on the fucking highway.

>>39155402
>It's not against the law to get into an accident

>and run over a bunch of people
>woops sorry good thing this is legal or I'd be in jail hahaha

>>39155224
>against the law to crash and shit
Explain france and spain then

>>39155444
It's against the law to do certain things that can cause or did cause an accident. It's not illegal to have a freak accident. You're dumb

>>39155441
If you're not going 90 on a 65 highway you should be shot

>be me
>currently in Tanzania
>ride a motorcycle around
>people will literally stop their car in the middle of the road for no reason
>randomly turn blinkers on and off for no apparent reason
>dala-dala (image a minibus except infinitely worse) drivers will brake out of nowhere and back up traffic to pick up one guy for a $.25 fare
>semi-trucks will run you over if don't make way for them
>everyone will drive the wrong side of the road because of a tiny pot-hole or to avoid a speed bump
>police officers make you stop so they can ask you if you like Coca-Cola or suggest you buy them water

Will take the safety cucks any day.

Also,

>being an adult
>going more than 5mph over the speed limit for no good reason

>>39155474
So I can kill myself in my car or you can kill me with a gun? Those options suck senpai, got anything else?

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>>39155519
going fast is worth dying for buddy

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It could always be worse.
At least people aren't Chinese tier in driving

>>39155441
>Bought a sticker saying "I hope your insurance is as good as my brakes"
>Stick on back of car
>Never been tailgated since

Considering half the idiots who tailgate probably don't even have insurace or a driver's licence, it's always good to remind them that I can slam on my brakes at any time and completely ruin their day.

>>39155548
speeding tickets are worse than death

>>39155441
Why is it so hard to keep right? Just stay out of the way as far right on the road as you can and you won't have a problem.

>amerisharts basically pick up a driver's license in a ceral box
>wants everyone to go even faster

Defensive driving masterrace. Oh what's that? You want me to speed up? How about I brake hard so you crash into me, ruin your no claims bonus and make you pay an extra 1000 pounds next year for your insurance?

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>>39155616
only if you're poor which I am

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>>39155333
This. Jesus Christ. Driving is the most dangerous thing you do on a day-to-day basis, fucking slow down.

>>39155602
>ITT: Things that never happened
Originala

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>>39155702
What was that you were saying? Origimnal

>>39155742
>exclamation mark
>on a bumper sticker

I bet you drive a piece of shit

>>39155674
Defensecucks are usually poorfags worried about getting into a wreck. I know you wouldn't voluntarily get rear-ended just to send a message, so I'll just keep tailgating you until you speed up or get out of my way.
t. competent driver

>>39155754
couldn't find one without an exclamation mark

>>39155742
Doesn't prove you ever stuck it on the back of your car or "haven't been tailgates since"

>>39155224
Please continue to ride my ass when you're behind me on the road. I make $2200 a month from structured settlements earned by braking hard when some fucker is tailgating me. I'll be happy to add your shekels to my monthly hoard.

I hope you die trying to overtake a truck OP
>tfw go exactly the speed limit in the fast lane
>tfw technically do nothing wrong

>>39155491
police officers in black countries sound so chill
why do american police officers have to be mostly white?
I'd take talking about cola over getting shot at a traffic stop cause the officer didnt take his vicodin any day of the week

>>39155755
You're going to crash one day and you're going to regret tailgating forever, if you want to get somewhere so fast, overtake you absolute fucking moron. Oh wait, you won't because you somehow enjoy driving 2 inches behind the car in front. Is there a book on the back of their car you're trying to read or something?

>>39155755
>so I'll just keep tailgating you until you speed up
Kek. No, you'll just pass after a couple of minutes.

>>39155769
>Doesn't prove you ever stuck it on the back of your car

Yes that's right, I bought it and stuck it on my wall. What did you expect me to do with it?

>>39155800
>You're going to crash one day and you're going to regret tailgating forever
Nope, reflexes are too good. Otherwise I wouldn't tailgate
>if you want to get somewhere so fast, overtake you absolute fucking moron
Not my job to bend over backwards for bad drivers so they can keep being bad drivers
>Oh wait, you won't because you somehow enjoy driving 2 inches behind the car in front
Precisely, I love seing how buttblasted you defensecucks get when I do it

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You people are morons. You want people taking these tests precisely BECAUSE they're going too slow. Fuckers who drive like maniacs and slow down and brake for no reason are the fuckers who cause accidents.

That's right granny, please go 35 in a 70mph and change lanes with no blinker. Maker sure to text while you do it too. Then when someone slams into you, somehow it's their fault.

People should be pulled over for going too far under the speed limit as well, it's as dangerous or more dangerous.

>>39155755
>keep tailgating until you speed up

kek, you'll be waiting a long time, we love annoying idiots like you

>put back windscreen washer on to spray the tailgaters windscreen on highway
>watch him swerve and almost crash

when will you learn? how did you even pass your test?

>>39155864
It's definitely more dangerous. Most people who speed at least know what the fuck they're doing.

>>39155836
>Precisely, I love seing how buttblasted you defensecucks get when I do it

You're actually larping as a tailgater. Why? Tailgaters are the ones who throw a tantrum when we go the speed limit. I love watching you get mad in my rear view mirror, makes my day

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>>39155866
Kek. Do tailgaters really trigger you so much that you try to play pathetic little games with them? That would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>39155880
That's not true in the slightest either. It takes no brain power to push your foot down on a pedal. People who speed are retarded as well in certain conditions. Like the fuckers who try to go 70 in bumper to bumper traffic.

You aren't going to get anywhere by trying to go fast when you clearly cannot. The car in front of you is blocked by 50 other cars, they can't do a thing to let you by even if they wanted

>>39155902
>So obsessed with tailgaters that you literally watch them instead of watching the road
Proving once again that you're a bad driver. Your existence doesn't even register to me, you're just a slow-moving obstacle

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>>39155755
>I'll just keep tailgating you until you speed up
Nigga, you just make me go slower, especially when there's oncoming traffic that keeps you trapped behind me. I love making you faggots boil.

>>39155934
>Change your entire pattern of driving because of what the guy behind you is doing
Are you sure we're the ones who are "boiling," big guy?

>>39155755
Nigger I drive a 1998 Toyota and I've got an existing spinal cord injury. And I have front and rear cameras. Rear end me, faggot, please. I could use a happy Christmas with all the money I'll get out of your insurance.

>>39155933
Oh yes, that's right, I watch my rear view mirror all the time, I don't even glance at the road. I can actually sense when the traffic lights have turned green.

Fucking hell how stupid are you it's just embarrassing

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when a someone is tailgating me when im on/over a speed limit I slow down even more

>>39155948
Yeah.. Yeah you are. You're absolutely fuming because you're going to take 2 minutes longer to get to somewhere which is apparently extremely important. Grow up m8

>>39155948
>Slowing down is changing your entire driving pattern
Are you 15?

>>39155755
You do know that when someone tailgates you, they teach you to slow down so that you won't break as hard (if e.g. a kid jumps out) and give the tailgater time to react?

Keep aggravating the problem, speedcuck.

>>39156010
probably just passed his test and thinks he knows it all now

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>ride a motorbike
>there's this one crossroad that hardly anyone indicates at
>If they aren't indicating I pull out from pic related as a car opposite turns
>shout "INDICATE CUNT!"

Waiting for the day I actually get hit and sue them for not fucking indicating

>>39155224
>>everyone agrees speed limit fags and safety cucks are the worst and most annoying drivers

Who the fuck thinks this? I trust myself going fast in my one-ton metal machine powered on flammable gas, but not whenever other retards are also going fast next to me.

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>>39155978
You fucking nigger!!! You're the fucking reason insurance is so fucking expensive. If the speed limit is 35, why the fuck you're driving 15-20 MPH? People got places to get, most of us aren't NEETs who wait for mommy and daddy to pay for everything. I hate drivers like you, that's why I'm getting a gun, so whenever I get to pass you, I'll pop your fucking tires and drive away for being the annoying cunt driver you are, fucking nigger

>>39156055
Drivers are cunts to motorbikes. Never wait or anything.

Even I know that if there's an obstruction on the other side of the road, they have to wait. Sometimes they don't... But I'm not changing my speed or direction or stopping for some fucking retard. So I keep going

>>39156085
No one goes that slow you moron. Even when we go the speed limit or 5mph over that doesn't stop the small-brained, backwards hat wearing 17 year old from tailgating.

>>39156085
>lol I'll shoot out the tires
Steel belted radials, anon. Stronger than a bulletproof vest. You can't shoot out car tires with a gun, that shit's in the movies. And I got cameras, remember? And I'm white, cops come when I call them. Enjoy 90 days in county for reckless discharge, ammosexual.

>>39155800
>>39155819
>>39155866
>>39155934
>>39155978
>>39156028
all these triggered defensecucks lmao. you wouldn't do shit in real life, just take a public transport or something

kek all the tailgaters getting mad here, it's so fun to annoy them on the road that we can annoy them off the road as well

>>39156137
That's a lot of big talk for someone with a spinal cord injury. All I have to do is breathe on you too hard and you can say goodbye to all sensation below the neck. Nice try

>>39155794

It's kind of annoying, to be honest.

>policeman makes me stop at checkpoint
>"Turn off your bike"
>talking in rapidfire Swahili
>"Driving license ongo bongo"
>tell him my friend is the local white teacher
>he starts laughing and dancing around in a circle
>"Okay, your friend, no problem, okay"
>"Bring me one bottle of maji"
>dances around in another circle
>friend sticks his head out of a passing bus and yells my name
>police officer is practically on the ground and seems to be convulsing
>starts talking again
>"where you're going"
>tell him a beach town
>"Why are you going there"
>dunno, want to eat something that isn't fucking rice
>other police officers are dancing around and laughing
>sitting there on my bike questioning life

>>39156173
they do "do shit" in real life you idiot that's why they're arguing can your brain even comprehend what words mean? maybe you don't know what words put together in sentences are and you only understand them on their own? i don't know, go to the doctor please

>>39156229
You'd be paying for it for the rest of your life. We've got mandatory lifetime care benefit, senpai. Most expensive car insurance in the country as a result. At my age, round the clock nursing care isn't far around the corner anyway, so why not let my insurance company sue you out of existence to pay for it?
>>39156173
>public transportation
I'm American.

Don't fuck with people on the road, kids. You never know own who's in the other car.

>>39156173
Man, the shit I do in real life is set cruise control. You can either sit behind me or go around, it's your problem.

>>39156230
Sounds like a fucking cartoon. Isn't that in Africa? I'd love to go there, or Gabon. The Gabonese are straight up cartoon apes, so fun.

>>39155948
You're kind of butthurt for a guy who says he doesn't care.

>>39156372

I'm in Tanzania now.

People here are actually pretty chill. The education system is terrible, but I definitely wouldn't consider the local people apes. If anything, the place I'm staying in now is probably safer than most places in the United States or Western Europe.

Locals are generally pretty indifferent to my presence. The only exception is kids, who will chase you down the street screaming "mzungo!!!"

You just turn around and yell "URGHHH!!!!" and that start screaming and running away as fast as possible.

>>39156422

*they, my bad

>>39155602
Don't worry, I usually calmly pass and slam my brakes on people like you :)

>>39156422
Ooh Bantu. What's up with all the tribal languages? Is all the government in English or French at least?

>>39156085
>why I'm getting a gun, so whenever I get to pass you, I'll pop your fucking tires and drive away
Hey Last Action Hero, it doesn't work that way in real life.

>>39156347
Too bad you're American. I'm extremely well connected here. You're more likely to simply vanish before you ever even see a cent. I can also assure you that any investigation into the matter would he purely for show. It feels nice to be born into a influential political dynasty

>>39156230
doesn't sound too bad
sounds like everyone is coming along with eachother quite well

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>in a 30 zone, one lane for miles
>some fag in a jeep is riding my ass
>going 30
>still riding my ass
>speed up to 35, still on me
>slowly go down to 20
>peek back at raging stacy in her jeep inches behind me
>throttle my brakes a bit, she almost hits me
>after the second time she learned to keep back
>go back up to 30
>she starts tailgating again
>back to 20 for the rest of the road

>>39156462

They speak Swahili here, not Bantu.

There are tribal languages - including those of the Bantu family - farther inland.

Here's it basically just Swahili, with a few exceptions.

>All these cucks playing tough guy "i brake check on speeders"
You realize it's just as easy for me to get in front of you and slam my brakes on you too right?
At the very least, I can cause you to spin out.

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>>39156520
>be buttmad tailgater
>swerve around safe driver and slam on breaks
>safe driver slowed down to let you pass, was following at a safe distance and was able to safely avoid rear-ending you
Also he has driving cameras that would've caught your unsafe driving

What the fuck is the peoples problem?

I go exactly at the speed limit and people tailgate me. When going 10km above I still get cunts getting on my ass.

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>>39156085
Yeah, then get a felony (probably terrorism charges) for discharging a weapon within city limit in a public road

Real life is not Grand Theft Auto, anon

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>>39156471
>well connected
>posting on r9k

Larping a Russian oligarch. That's a new one.

>>39155224
Whatever I don't give a fuck if anyone things I'm an obnoxious driver.
I stay in the right-hand lane and keep lawful.
I'm a team-player. A person for the people.
GOD BLESS ME.

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>>39156580
>10km
What does km stands for? This is an American board, stop writing in Russian, fancy boi

>>39156650
Sadly, it's true which makes it more pathetic. Influence doesn't make me any less ugly

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>>39155224
>be me
>have a tailgater
>see a construction zone
>slow down to precisely the legal limit

nothing makes those guys aggro more than people following the rules

>>39155755
*goes 5 mph slower than before*
:)

Feels good being a defensivechad
speed limits are LIMITS and you should always be around 5 to 10 miles per hour under to ensure maximum safety.
Just doing my duty.

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>>39156725
In that case, I'll drink with you as one son of a bitch to another.

>>39156515
I have an old Rosetta Stone for that somewhere. Sounds like fun.

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>>39156471
>what the fuck did you just fucking say about me? The post.

>>39156520
And my dash cam will see you do it. You can hit the brakes for any reason, not for no reason, friend.

>>39156488
Downshift instead of hitting the brakes. They can't see the lights. I made some Stacy freak so hard she dropped her phone. Which she was looking at. While tailgating me. In a school zone. Good grief.

>>39155224
>Drive below speed limit
You're going to jail
>Drive above speed limit
You're going to jail

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why is everyone so mean in this thread...
r9k is supposed to be comfy place. no need to be angry with each other guys

>>39157175
Kumbaya, motherfucker.

>>39155444
trips confirm retard

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Can't yall just drive safely?
Like c'mon fellas

>>39155441
get the fuck out of the left lane

>>39155684
its safer to drive faster retard

>>39158642
I'm passing cars in the passing lane, faggot. Get off my ass.

>>39155224
I consider it an accomplishment getting my license haven't driven in months though

I love tailgatting defense drivers. They get so nervous lmao

>driving the exact speed limit
some of us have jobs and places to be you neet fuckboys
please kill yourself so real people can live normal lives and get to where they need to be
if you don't go at least 10 mph over you're either a woman, minority, old person, or incompetent
there are no exceptions

>>39155474
Must be nice to live in a nigger state where the cops don't give a shit. My states full of nazis who squeal in girlish delight everytime they write someone a citation.

>>39155755
>these are the people who are allowed to drive
Holy shit.

>>39159027
>risk getting a ticket because of wagecucks and normies who have jobs and "places to be"
No thanks.

>>39159027
>some of us have jobs and places to be you neet fuckboys
leave 10 minutes earlier then
not my fault you're too lazy to get out of bed in time

>>39158980
How do you know? You can't see them.

>>39159027
Leave earlier.

>>39158980
I just follow them through town from a safe distance. 3/3 times they've either tried to speed away from me or they pull over intending to fight lmfao.

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>>39159027
>some of us have jobs and places to be you neet fuckboys
>please kill yourself so real people can live normal lives and get to where they need to be
"Uhh, 10-36 we got a ragie wagie over here trying to get to his minimum wage job by doing 45 in a school zone, please advise."
"Double fines in school zones, that's a tasty ticket. Hit him with everything you've got."

>>39159401
>Decide to try follow the speed limit
>Cars wizzing by me at least by 20
>Get on highway, cars going past me even faster
>Cops are even passing me
Literally no one follows the speed limit. Drive with traffic speed like a normal person. Speed doesn't kill, varying speed does though.

>>39159626
I rarely drive on highways or any multi-lane roads, so there's not really a "with traffic". The problem is just driving on single lane roads doing somewhere around the speed limit to 5 over and having people tailgating and raging.

>>39159857
Honestly I just pull over and let the speeders pass on single lane roads. I get no pleasure in frustrating wagies.

>>39159568
"Hey officer I think I might've heard him degrade people of color and women. Can you do something about that?"

>>39159027

tfw I reside in my NEET domain, comfy and stocked up on tendies and dew, the wagecucks pay for the rent and the bills, a problem with my abode you say? Why just call up the wagecucks on speed dial, in no time at all a wagie appears to fix the plumbing in the bathroom and to repair the toilet that is blocked with rich tendiedew excrement.

Whilst the wagie is repairing my lavatory, I step out to pay his wife a visit. I know where he lives because before entry me being the NEET master demands he shows his slave identification and papers, whilst I as the superior master do not require any proof of legitimacy the only thing that is shown to the wagie is the broken toilet that he must toil over with his life blood to repair. In the meantime of course I am at my slave's house impregnating her in their own matrimonial bed.

I leave wagie's slave quarters, his wife fully satisfied receiving the biggest and creamiest potent jizz load in her life, literally like royal jelly which is enough to impregnate her. I return to my palace just in time for my toilet slave finishing up his day's labour, he thanks me for the job i have offered him as working for his NEET masters are his only source of self worth. I tell the wagie 'good job, it's your privilege and before you go don't forget to clean up the mess and whilst you are at it clean up the entire bathroom it hasn't been cleaned in year', to which the wagie replies with a 'YES SIR!' and obeys, and leaving after conducting his slave job.

I then spend the evening in with my intellectual pursuits, the following month's free for the NEET master race, philosopher kings to spend in the comfort of their wagecuck provided palaces concerning their minds with the only things of worth, whilst wagies even drop off my tendies and dew with a smile on their face on my doorstep. I make sure to inspect all the wagies' wives that I come in contact with when I demand they show their slave documentation.

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i used to speed all the time until i got a $600 speeding ticket

>>39159984
Most roads I've driven on don't even have shoulders.

>>39159568
LOL, 10-36 is the actual code for a motor vehicle violation in my district.

t. police 911 dispatcher

>>39160043
tl;dr

As oregano as I wanna be

>>39156461
so edgy. you nervous about starting high school in september?

>>39159626
>Speed doesn't kill, varying speed does though.
this. both fast and slow driving are fine, but going the wrong speed for your lane is dangerous

>>39160138
I'm 25 y/o neet with nothing better to do than to piss off vigilante moralfags like you :)

Pretty new to driving (actually driving a real car, not auto), in my coutry the speed limit is about 75 mph and i just go at that speed, how the fuck that can be considered being a cuck?, going faster is just breaking the law

>>39155441

Stop being a pussy. What's the point of having a car if you're not going to push the limits.

>>39158684
That heavily depends on what country you're in.

>>39155908

Tailgaters are basically free money. I'll brake check you dumb cunts and then rip off your insurance for a fake back injury. Enjoy being cucked by your (((insurance))).