>your face when the government has been spying on you and

>>39141311
this is only scary if you are a normie. Robots don't have a reputation so i could care less if every one knew what i beat the fuck outta my dick too.

>when you've not yet been prosecuted because they know you'll turn the trial into a circus

>>39141395
this
what's the government gonna do? Tell my parents I jerk off to 2D? oh no my life would be ruined!
also thanks for posting my coffee pepe edit

>>39141311
just fuck my shit up I don't even care let all the normies know what I do on the internet

>>39141311
I don't care, honestly. I trust the government, and hopefully they trust me too even when I get upset with them.

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>>39141311
>future US presidential election
>internet age people old enough to start running
>leakers post beast porn viewing history, autistic forum posts from years ago, presidential candidates cheating through online apps
>one of the candidates browsed 4chan during an edgy phase two decades ago: trapposting, nigger hate, /pol/, BRAAAAP memes

>>39141311
I've never purposefully seen anything illegal on the internet, like searched for it myself, but if the government really did this I'd already be in jail just like pretty much anyone who even visits 4chan. A long time ago too.

>>39141311

>>39141453 is correct, unless you are underaged, looking at illegal shit, or cannot own your online browsing then you should not be giving a shit

>>39141485
that would be fucking hilarious
>brapgate

>>39141484

>I trust the government

Would you have trusted them if they'd wanted you as an MKULTRA subject?

>>39141553
Yes, I've already asked them to mindfuck me.

Maybe not permanently damage my mind like they did with MKULTRA, but at least a little foreplay/exercise.

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>>39141311
Haha! I feel bad for the poor bastard who has to look at my browser history.

>>39141311
Yeah but everyone else is just as bad as you anon. Or at least enough people are to the point where you don't stick out.

There's probably never been an actual human being who surveyed your habits. I mean, they could if they wanted to it's unlikely if you haven't given them reason.

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>>39141311
Benis in anoos

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>>39141311
>tfw probably probably ruined a government spy's life by unknowingly introducing him into my fetish

>>39141311
>government irreparably and completely destroys your social reputation
>you no longer have any investment in society's future
>you end up dedicating the rest of your miserable life to getting revenge
The government doesn't want that to happen at all. More likely they gather information on you so that they know just what kind of bread and circus you need to be a nice productive little worker bee who won't upset the status quo.

>>39141311
They can do this but they only do this to certain people. There are certain thinsg that put you on a list. So long as you've avoided cp, contraband trafficking, and places with ideas similar to /pol/ you should be fine.

>>39141661
>Dear God, how much can one man enjoy cartoon frogs?

>Zoom to court proceeding...

>prosecuter:and on august 8th 2017 you yet AGAIN told a child to kill himself
>then you went on to watch gay interracial
>anon:"TRAPS AREN'T GAY"
>*guard strikes baton across neet's face*
>guard whispers: faggot
>prosecuter: and after that he went on to say not so nice things about

>the deliberations go on...

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>yfw you slowly redpoll FBI and NSA agents that have been scrutinizing and analyzing your posts and memes for years

>>39141311
>government
I'm more worried about the companies that actually own the technology.