>Hey bruh, come have a few brewskis with us, your mom said

>>39135438
Nah I'm aight. Y'all look gay as fuck with your shirts off, look like y'all just got done fucking

>>39135490
Hey, you homophobic or somthing? That's not very cool of you, cou know...

>>39135438
>No shirt, no service
This applies to Chad too right?

>>39135438
Sure okay why not

christmas is next year

>>39135438
jesus fuck dude their hip bones are completely disgusting, they're not supposed to curve in so deep inside the body, i can use those two gaps in their bodies to deposit rain water

>>39135438
>Sorry fells, I do the stocks, bonds, and crypto 20 hours a day

>>39135508
I'm saying y'all look like fucking clowns. Pretty sure a gay person would call you a faggot, you soft ass bitch

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Believe it or not, when I was in high school, the Chads were actually some of the friendliest people. Ironically, it was the robots you really had to watch out for.

>>39135438
>your mom said you don't come out of your room all the time
That's a funny way of saying she locks the door on me six days of the week.

>>39135438
Only if I get cool pants and socks like yours.

>>39135438
Yeah I've been trying to find where your lats have gone, brah.

*wink*

>>39135438
Dude on the right is quite literally a 3/10 who gotfit and lowbodyfat

>>39135438
I like how the middle and left guy have the exact same abs

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>>39135851
>wanna get sum fuk bby? Im c-chad what ur nammeeee uugghhhhhh ugguu

>>39135490
All jokes aside, if 3 dudes who look like this approached me outside my house with their shirts off and asked if I wanted to hang out my exact first thought would be "Theyre gay and trying to rape me."

So I'd respectfully decline.

What the fuck is going on with their adonis belts? I know they're on tren but those are still too sharp

>>39135887
dumb phoneposter

origorigorig

>>39135974
Nice quality posting bro.

>your mom said
why the fuck are you talking with my mom?
who the fuck are you people?

>>39135727
This

Robots are spergs and cant socialize with people.

They are like her IRL but only when they are free to act like that. School for example. If you punch the weeb you get trouble from the teachers. Outside of school they keep there mouths shut. Cause then they are not protected by teacher or parents

>tfw shut in but still wanna have friends
>tfw Anon but not a total sperg

>>39135438
>brewskis
In the kind of shape they're in, I doubt they consume carbs of any kind

>>39136077
they consume light beer moran

With that low amount of body fat you would get waster after 3-4 beers

>>39135795
>You gotta go buy em breh

I immediately go to the store and buy some, then return to find them all wearing different pants.

>Woooaah look at this guy in those old ass pants, is it #ThrowbackThursday already? Hahahaha!

>>39136045
>Robots are spergs and cant socialize with people.
I used to be rather good at speeches, but for my life I never could have real friendships with anyone in the real world. I can talk with someone for dinner time, you see, but when it comes to actually talking or making jokes or maintaining long friendship I fail..;alwaus

>>39136111
Yeah. Light beer and binge McDonald's runs on a weekend basis is really gonna keep you down at 8% body fat.
Beer of any kind is literally the worst cheat meal you can have

>>39135590
That's not their hips you fucking moron. It's called an Adonis Belt

>>39135490
What is a nigger doing here get it out REEEEEEE DEEEEEE

>outdoors
>in pajama bottoms
>no shoes
>wearing a watch
??????

they would not have those abs if they drank

>>39136831
Now imagine them taking the picture. Imagine the gay ass stance the middle guy had to maintain for the shot

>>39135438
This isn't the '80's, OP. Just stop it.

>>39136077
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eloY1_DzJIU

2:09

Brewkis? I bet they never drink and only eat egg whites.