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Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. We forgot, for a moment.
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What do you get out of making this post? Does it make you feel better about yourself?
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>>39130102
Lmao. Onimonipea
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>>39130102
>implying a girl can have a train of thought this long
>implying a girl can speak out a train of thought this long without sperging out, taking 4 selfies or mentioning a party in which Chad fucked her
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>>39130102
You just want to have enough money to retire so you don't have to spend all your life working. You think that the stuff money can buy isn't worth all the free time you can get from not having to slave away from 9 to not even 5.
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>>39130102
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Society fucks you over if you don't look like one of them.
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>>39130102
>screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy
but thats what YOU are doing right now op
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Tried having girlfriends they were a complete waste of time. One would bother me with coffee/breakfast in the morning even though she wasn't a morning person. Would piss me off because I do not drink coffee and get up earlier anyway. Another would try to be interested in my vidya but she sucked and I didn't want more people to have to carry.
another was into "surprises" would organize scavenger hunts and parties or show up to work when i didnt expect it. Its just so tiring
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I have absolutely horrendous skin and scars on top of being hairy. A girlfriend is impossible for me to have and I don't think I deserve one either.
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>>39130149
It really does, normies are cruel people.
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>>39130102
OP is now my favorite person whom I don't actually know.
> inb4 "hurr durr samefagging because there's no way that two different people could disagree with me hurr durr durr"
I will now sit back and watch Mortal Sperging unfold.
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>>39130102
Noooooo, I'm just really obsessed with lesbians and so I refuse to go out and date women and I try to convince them that dating other girls has many more benefits and is honestly just way better than dating disgusting men
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I'm German and the government pays a lot of money to turn our women into coal burners.
>tfw ywn be a nigger
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>>39130102
The main reason is my crippling self-worth issues desu famalam
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>>39130102
Too long didn't read
Slide thread
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>>39130179
>>39130488
It's probably just as well that you didn't read it; your penises would probably implode in despair.
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>its a normie tries to be mean episode
lol
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>>39130102
Oh yeah? Well at least I'm not Ukrainian.
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>>39130685
what's wrong with being ukrainian
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>>39130102
That about sums it up OP, good thread, well done.
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>>39130102
I don't remember ordering an IMAX at home.
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>>39130345
How could a normie understand this board this well?
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>Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon?
Because of FACE HEIGHT FRAME. Also didnt read the rest lol.
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>>39130102
Musta spent a good fifteen minutes typing that up, doubtless thinking it'd really hit hard.
We're all human, OP.
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>>39130102
ok *cums*orion
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>born with deformed spine
>While growing up my body developed unevely to make up for the lack of balance
>One side of my skull is 80% larger than the other
>Normals still try to blame me for being single
Just lol at life
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>>39130102
I don't think I am smarter and more intelligent than those around me.
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>>39130705
eberytame famalam
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>>39130102
But I don't do any of these things.
Where is my free gf?
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>>39130788
>It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted.
You could have just stopped here, I didn't read the rest but it seemed like a ton of generic "robots are all horrible people" shit. I'd wager that most of us here with no gf just have massive problems being social and fitting in with society's norms (most of these norms being cancerous and toxic so it's no wonder we get people dropping out of them).
>Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon?
Massively asocial, actively avoid socialising as much as I can. I actually can socialise well, I just can't stand it 99% of the time. That being said I'm a total failure at romancing girls, I can get them interested easily but after that the autism comes out and dries them up.
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>>39130102
Deal with it. Men are checking out and actually happier then trying the impossible... to please a roastie.
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>>39130755
>How could a normie understand this board this well?
Because robots aren't nearly as complex as they like to think they are. It isn't too hard at all to figure them out at all.
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>>39130575
No I'm too busy playing video games nice insult women..
Get fucked loser
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>>39131258
That reply makes you look barely literate, so you probably wouldn't have been able to understand the OP anyway. Go play some more video games; hopefully you're actually good at that.
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>while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
The rest of the post is just filler, OP is upset that he got called a normalfag.
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>>39130102
nice original bait bro
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>>39130102
That's pretty solid work there. You should offer your profiling services to the FBI.
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>>39130102
I don't need a girlfriend when I already have a waifu.
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>>39130102
You're just a dick. Fuck off.
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There's not many women that are desirable honestly.
We want anime women. Instead all We get are party sluts. Party sluts are fine for a pumpdump. But not for a relationship.
Women screwed themselves, so who cares
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>>39131413
Blah blah blah I think I know everything because I use word
Fuck off this board is filled with women now
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>>39131913
Some, perhaps; but mostly still little boys.
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>>39130102
cool story mr normie did you write it with your probably under 30 WPM typing speed, kek
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>>39130102
I don't have a gf because I'm an anti-social retard and I find wallowing in self-pity and trashing myself anonymously on an Ainu cave painting imageboard more enjoyable and easy than actually doing something with my life.
Nice copypasta though, almost pains me to sage it.
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>>39132421
If making assumptions about his typing speed is the best insult you can muster, then you're pathetic even by robot standards.
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>>39130102
Nice rationalization OP. But face it, r9k is right and your worldview needs to change. I know that hurts but you'll get there.
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>be me 5 mins ago
>had a wank and got post-cum depression
>listened to brockhampton - lamb
>stared at picture of girl I know who is perfect for me and cried
>then I saw this post and realised that I know one thing
>OP is a faggot
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>>39130102
nice bait op,as if i haven't seen this before.
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>>39132490
Ditto this, friendo
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>>39130102
No, people don't like me just because. It has always been like this. It's because there's something different about my brain, and they can pick up on it subconsciously. I'm willing to get along with anyone, but people don't want anything to do with me. This isn't some "conspiracy theory" insofar as the people who reject me all get the same vibe from me and react the same way.
It's pretty natural for me to blame society, especially since they gave me a heap of pills that has made my life even more miserable for many years, starting in childhood. My entire life has been staring at walls all alone, medicated out of mind.
Obviously I "give a shit," otherwise I wouldn't be here complaining about it. I don't look down on anyone, I never have. But it seems pretty natural that I'd feel bitter about a system that has rejected me my entire life no matter what I do.
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>>39132937
just be yourself and have some confidence bro, worked for me.
why dont you try talking to strangers in the park? i do it all the time, in face its how i got all my friends, i swear.
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>>39133147
I don't want to creep anyone out. People already get bad vibes from me.
I don't want to deal with the police for "sexual harassment" for giving someone the wrong look or something.
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>>39130102
If I am a failure with women then so be it, there is no self-improvement and shit, I am ugly and a pussified submissive beta, I am not attractive to women, just alpha gay men. So just fuck it, not gonna do anything, it's pointless, just stay at home playing vidya and smoking weed till the day I die.
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>>39133192
i was obviously kidding anon. our lives are fucked beyond repair so make the best of it or log out.
i always tell myself that a life lived alone can still be worth living.
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>>39133527
Sounds like shit. I choose the third option.
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>>39133574
well good luck with that, i mean it
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>>39130102
Hey now, we go on this board to complain and discuss our feels. We don't need you calling it out and confronting it
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>>39130102
>women having the right to vote are conspiracy theories
>women voting feminist politicians in to power are conspiracy theories
>feminist politicians passing feminist laws that fuck over men are conspiracy theories.
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Trying to get a good woman is like playing the lottery, a waste of time and money.
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I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a low status male with nothing to offer.
It's pretty much that simple. Women date across and up the dominance hierarchy and basically all women have higher status than me so I don't exist.
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