If a girl is pooping and she can't get that last little

>>39125852
I'll try it tomorrow and let you know how it goes.

>>39125873
OK, thank you very much. This is an important experiment.

>>39125852
I would assume so. I can put my dick in my gf's butthole and then finger her pussy and rub the head of my penis through the vaginal/anal walls. Feels pretty nice.
>inb4 REEEEE gtfo normie

>>39125873
If it actually works I'm going to be so pissed.
I want a vagina so bad. It would be so cool to have a neat little flesh pocket in which to store things like coins and pens and credit cards and whatnot. Maybe a phone if you're stretched out enough.

>>39125910
>a vagina has 1001 uses
>putting my dick in one isn't one of them

>>39125910
I wish I had both a penis and a vagina next to each other so whenever I'm bored I can put my penis in my vagina and fuck myself that way.
Is that weird?

>>39125956
Not really, I wish you would fuck yourself too.

>>39125852
wtf girls do not poop

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>>39125852
>Mfw I view this post

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>>39125956
You mean something like this oregano?

>>>/ausp/
please don't post this ever again

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>>39126138
i have a plethora of questions

>>39126138
I recognize that pussy. Is that Raven Riley?

>>39126161
That person can experience pleasure like no one esle. Id never leave my room. implying i do anyway

>>39126163
As far as i know its a picture of a real hermaphrodite.

yes, girls can do this. it's called the poop cheat code.

>>39126188
It is a shoop anon

>>39126310
>mom found the poop cheat code
guys, I can't get her to leave the bathroom

You can do it but it hurts a bit and is impossible with long nails. Sometimes it's too far up but it's good for when it's close

>>39125852
Now we are asking the important questions.