Sorry for being a normalshit, but wife has left it up to me what

>>39122171
Name her "Tapioca" if you're black. Or if she's mixed

>>39122171
>What's a good name for her?
Valeria

Name her Stacy conga

>>39122171
That's nice of you to get to name Chad's kid OP.

>>39122171
I like the name Vale

It's old English for "Valley"

Madison
ZXVZNXVAYSDNVSDINVIU

>>39122171
Nerissa

>>39122171
Get an abortion also get out you fucking normie piece of shit reeeeee etc.

>>39122171
Iris, Lapis, Lily, Liliana, Jenny, Jackie, Shelly, Shannon, Sherry, Misty, Fred, Francine, Barbara, Nancy.

Name her Elizabeth.

Better than all the other autistic fag's suggestions.

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>>39122266
>daughter
>Fred

>>39122171
Faith, or Chastity.

>>39122277
>Eliza 2.0
Nah fuck that

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Taylee
Basin
Kraysee
Promlin
Badyln
Chromantula
Gunthur
Agribold
Laykin
Melaney

Just a few

Name her Skeletor, and call her Shelly, for short

Imagine OP's daughter asking him where he got her name from

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Marie, Jean, Jill, Julie,

Name her Jeff, like the meme

>>39122171
Disutility

>>39122171
Do you know who any of your ancestors are? Name her for one of them

>>39122287
Nice porn star names

>>39122171
Dante
that is the only right answer

>>39122354
obviously they are ironic as porn names

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This thread makes me glad that most of you faggots won't have the chance to reproduce.

>>39122171
Post your wife's tits.
Also name it after her great aunt or great Great grand mother or something. Homer your linenge

>>39122171
Name her something normal so she doesn't get bullied. Something like Emily or Rachel sound alright to me.

Reimu or you're gay

>>39122171
Alice.
Ramona.
Victoria.

>>39122447
How does Julia sound?

>>39122483
My younger sister was called that so I can't rate it. Where do you live?

Ashley, Erika, Sarah or Danielle

Consider what it will be shortened to and whether or not that would suck. For example Gabrielle, great name by itself, gabbi, terrible.

Anastasia is a beautiful name ngl

something with actual meaning, like converted from latin --> english.

>>39122549
>all five of those
>not slut names
For that matter, under absolutely no circumstances should you name your daughter Brianna (or a million other things but that's the first that comes to my mind)

>>39122483

Julia's a solid name. Popular, not many ways you can pervert it into bullying.

Gotta think of the kid's future here.

>>39122572
>not wanting your daughter to be a popular hot girl

Anastasia sounds cool.

>>39122617
>wanting your daughter to get attention whenever she wants it which is exactly what creates roasties

>>39122254
fuck off madi

>>39122668
>thinking roasties live unpleasant lives
From their pov it's a 10/10 existence. And if their dad hangs out on r9k they're gonna be handicapped anyway. So he'll probably hit that perfect balance of hot girl with standards.

>>39122171
I like Clarice and Celeste. C names are pretty for girls. Charlotte too. Oooh, maybe not that one...

>>39122735
From their pov it's a 10/10 existence but it's the ruin of civilization. I don't care what their pov is. They're parasites.

>>39122171
Minerva

originito replyrino

>>39122171
Don't listen to these reprobates. Your post millennial daughter needs a forward thinking name fitting for her forward thinking generation. Name her something creative like Echo, or Marble.

Rose
Holly
Lily
Petunia
Daisy
Violet
Rosemary
Flora

>>39122807
OP if you name her Marble I will commit suicide.

>>39122171
Cassia.

>>39122171
name her candy becaus candy is sweet

The qt I sat next to at graduation that I also wanted to cuddle for years was named Claudia. Smart as fuck, hot as hell, and nice but shy. Go for Claudia.

name her chad stacy

>>39122171
Lauma or Laime

>>39122876
Also suggesting Adria.

>>39122171
Cumsock or Cumdumpster

2hus are girls, pick one of them.
>>39122319
Get out Utah.

>>39122319
>Promlin
sounds like a prescription drug, i like it

I personally like Nathalie/Natalie.

Jackeline (Jahck-eh-lean) is a nice name too. Pronounce it like a beaner.

Carmen, Kelly, Natasha, Nicole

>>39122483
I came here to say Julia, too

>>39122171
Ophelia
Jane
Alice
Imogen
Francesca

Athena. Train her to be the world's best warrior.

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>>39122171
>grace
>olivia
>sofia
>alice
>regina
>camila
>amelia

>>39122266
>lapis
Sounds like an S.T.D

>>39122792
>>39123070
name her Athena

>>39123121
It's from a stone called lapis lazuli.

>>39122171
ok two things do not decide this bc of r9k but if you do lydia is good i think if she wants creative anyways

>>39122319
He said a baby not an oblivion character

>cirilla
She'll get bullied to hell for having an edgy name, but she'll still have a cool name regardless.

>>39123148
Her nickname will be "rapist" lol. Dont give your kid a name that will get them bullied thats a shitty boomer thing to do

>>39122287
Yeah don't do this unless you want your daughter to be a huge slut

>>39123144
>>39123070
I second this. Im naming my daughter athena too its qt, high quality and cool as fuck while being realistic

>>39122171
Are you a heathen or something, just open up the bible and pick out a name. Don't even bother telling us you're so in love with your wife and having a kid that you don't bang hookers in some hotel room if your a heathen, so not having a bible isn't much of an excuse.

>>39123280
Jesus christ do you actual pronounce Lapis even remotely like rapist?

>>39123280
retard
people have been calling their kids shit like gertrude for years

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>>39122285
>hasn't met a latina named Frederica

>>39123477
I put Fred in as a joke

Names for daughters I'll never have:
>Lily
I forgot the rest but I like Lily. Its simple and nice.

>>39123306
Youre a normalfag that doesnt remeber what it was like being a child so youre gonna fuck up your kids future. "Lay-piss" "ray-pist" not too dissimilar
>>39123311
And they should be thrown in a gulag for that shit

>>39123599
How does it feel to be this butt baked?

>>39122171
Anaphylaxis is a nice girls name

>>39122171

Cerixen

>>39122171

Urethra Franklin

>>39123599
It's pronounced Lap-iss which is what I was referring to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0VC5jFFmk

Not at all like rapist, also most kids don't have rapist as a common part of their vocabulary unless you live in a fucked up place.

>>39123621
t. Projections :DD

Fembots arent real but she will be one with a rapist name

>>39122171

The Fonz

Emily, Lily, Elisa, Rose

>>39123671
>most kids don't have rapist as a common part of their vocabulary unless you live in a fucked up place.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>39122171

How about something traditional

Like
SPOT

Go for Athena, my dude

That's a fucking patrician name

>>39123696
I know the nice police officers taught you a bunch of words after putting your uncle in a car when you were 5 but most kids that would fuck up a pronunciation that bad don't know these things.

>>39123725
Lapis sounds like a dumbfuck name though. Its the lashawnda of white names. Name her something that has aesthetic

mugi
azusa
mio
ritsu
yui

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Jonna
Katherine
Anna
Victoria

I hope shes healthy and has a good life anon :)

>>39122171

Future NiggersSperm Bucket On Feet

Lucyfer

>>39122171

how about Englebert Humperdink lll ?

>>39122171
Esmee
Margot
Juliet
Esther

>>39122171

Daddy's little prostitute ?

No ?.....
Hmm

How bout BACILLUM

>>39122171
>mom died when I was 16
>promise myself Im gonna name my daughter after her one day
>25yo khv neet criminal record
Looks like Alicia is not happening anytime soon

>>39122220
Malaria would be better

>>39122171

Ethel Merman Jr.

Barstool

Sarah NecroticMichelle Necrotic Refluxia Sunshine Mildew-ellen ?

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This is the only choice.

VULVA -SHEEN

Whatever you do don't do that shit where you name your kid something normal but mispell it in a feign attempt to make them unique because it not only makes your kid look retarded but you aswell

>>39123858
The flight plan i filed with agent c lists esmee, my men , dr pavelear, but only ONE OF YOU

>>39123992

Perhaps one day you'll leran how to use the word FEIGN correctly

>>39124023
hey fuck u pal

Sometimes I think of names for my kids I will never have, feel free yo choose

Cynthia
Jane
Mavis
Athena
Corinth
Thali
Janna
Freya
Dianne
Marise
Alice
Vivienne
Astrapi
Minerva
Voreia
Vines
Mira
Quinn
Cyril
Kayla
Olivia
Jendry
Jeryl
Yufi
Fiora
Emilia
Gwen
Victoria
Arthuria
Holly
Delia
Syrine
Rumia
Clarisse
Octaria
Priva
Madeline
Zyphiria
Clover
Mirana
Luna
Titus

>>39122171
Lilith if you want her to become a turbo S L U T

The incredible Hulk has an air of sophistication

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Lily-Rose

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>>39123121
Lapis simplex virus.

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>you will never have a daughter named Rachael
>you will never have a son named after your grandfather

>>39122171
Name her "Windows XP startup noise"

>>39122171
Elise is the one I will use eventually

Apple Macintosh

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>>39123671
>appeler ton gosse "lapis"

>>39124519
>Be me
>Walk into kitchen for breakfast, dad is cooking pancakes.
>Sit on stool, I know what's coming next.
>Spaghetti sauce drips from my pyjamas.
>"Morning dad.."
>"Morning *demonic shriek from hell."
what.mpeg
>Dad wheezes.
>Dad snorts.
>Dad leaves the room, patting me on the back so hard my spaghetti hits the floor.

>>39122171
You are good LITERALLY as long as it is not Caitlyn, Kaitlyn, Kaitlynn, Kaitlin, Kaytlin, Kaytlynn, Caytlyn, Caitlin, Katlin, Catlynn, Ceightlin, KVIIIlyn, etc

>>39122171
Claire. Strong yet still feminine.

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>>39124808
What's so bad about pic related anon?

>>39124896
is this sherlock?

>>39123477
Wait fredrica is a real name? I legit thought of it as a joke when i read fred holy shit

>>39122220
Doom get off /r9k/.

>>39122171
name her poppy pipopapo

>>39122171
Fartkicker Smeggo the Third

Kenshiro Jones

>>39124105
>titus rufus
>Minerva
>Hello clarisse

>ctrl + F "Evelyne"
>0 results
y'all niggas ain't shit

>Tier
>Pargon
>Pargon
>Xel'lotath
>Aretak
>Pargon
>Pargon

>>39122171
Be a cruel bastard and name her eugene so that not only does she have a male name but it's also a weak and shitty one

>>39122171
Madison. That'll do

AN ORIGINAL CHRYSANTHEMUM

Constanze

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Emily, Natalie or Julia.

Any other name is a whore name.

>>39129358
>t. Man who doesn't know he was cucked by a Natalie

>>39125181
No. this is Caitlin from The Flash

>>39122171
Yasmin, Yasmine or Jasmine.

>>39126897
Not him but Minerva is a beautiful name and best goddess.

If you're a really good dad name her Prushka.

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Adolf Trump (last name here)

>>39123808
Best names in this thread, if you're white.

Hannah/Anna are what I would name my daughter......if I had one ( ;___;)