Hello anons, I am looking for a boyfriend and was hoping maybe

>>39120962
>>>/soc/
This is for big boys only

is this a joke?

am i being le trolled xd

>>39120982
/soc/ is scary and just full of guys whoring their nudes out. I think people here would be nicer.

>>39120990
It's not a joke

Are you a guy or a girl? Either way you're /soc/ancer.

>>39121006
I'm a girl. Like I said soc is too scary.

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>>39120962
I don't care, you don't belong here, the fuck out, reeeeeeeee

>>39120962
Gib first name. Speaks a lot of the person right then and there. Also if this isn't a troll that celibate line is perhaps the single most innocent thing I've seen on this board.

>>39121036
I'll leave when I get a bf

Sorry but I would only get involved with a protestant girl with similar religious and life values

>>39121052
Melanie. What does it say about me?

>>39121031
Where do you even fucking live.

>>39120962
Where do you live? Do you read books?

What kind of stuff would you like from the other person?
What are your dealbreakers?
Good luck finding someone!

>>39121063
I understand anon. I hope you find her someday.

>>39121074
I live in Georgia. No. I probably should, though but I'm lazy

>>39120962
I'm only looking for dominant in control people. Are you in control of your life? Are you ambitious? Or are you a lazy good for nothing that will require me to motivate you to do things?

>>39121115
>are you in control of your life?
As if one or two bad dice rolls wouldn't make you desperate.
No, i'm not OP.

Actually, i don't think arguing a lot sounds like a good idea. Is it fine if i don't respond to your answer?

>>39121080
I just want someone who is nice to me and loves me and is similar enough to me that I feel like we can talk about anything and pretty much understand each other. That's all that's coming to mind. Dealbreakers would be if he was mean to me I guess.I can't think of anything specific right now.

>>39121115
I do have some ambitions but mostly I'm a lazy good for nothing and not at all dominant. Sorry anon.

>>39121156
Do you mind being friends first and taking things slowly?
I'm tired of getting my hopes up, the other person validating that, and then just dropped.

>>39121156
Hi I would like a nice gf. Someone to talk to and be nice with. You sound really sweet.

>>39121156
Is crossdressing a dealbreaker?
Switch if you wanted to know.

>>39121154
>As if one or two bad dice rolls wouldn't make you desperate.

Well of course but that's besides the point. I'm talking about the people that will sit there and whine but do nothing about their situation. Like a girl saying its to hot but refuses to get up and turn the AC down. People that want everyone else to control them and do things for them.

>>39121156
>I do have some ambitions but mostly I'm a lazy good for nothing and not at all dominant. Sorry anon.

Oh well. Good luck in your search anon. I've been looking for years so dont get your hopes up to high.

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>>39121069
It speaks of a gentle, nurturing nature, or that of one who puts on a caring face with ulterior motives.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and go off what you posted to say you're the former. Sadly, I am nowhere near Georgia. Best of luck to you, and may your love be everlasting.

>>39121156
do you like indian??i want ur vegena i m virgen

post discord and be my gf or email or something

>>39121202
Oh i get what you mean.
Thank you for not getting heated up about someone thinking differently.

This is an anime and frog board so the best way to put it is I have a yandere gf. This makes me want a gf like op who doesn't mind breaking up. The problem is I have yandere gf and I think I'm bound for life.

>>39120962
Sure. I'll take anything. I don't have any relationships with anybody at all.

>>39121196
Depends. Are you really degenerate sexually or does crossdressing just make you happy? The former sounds like kind of too much to me but if you like to dress like a girl I dont mind.

>>39121202
I turn down the air conditioner by myself at least.

>>39121203
Thank you anon, good luck to you too.

>>39121210
No.

>>39121228
Well even if you dumped me I'd be obsessed with you for the rest of my life, isn't that just a different kind of "yandere" anyway?

>>39121184
>>39121193
>>39121212
>>39121233
I'd be happy to talk to all of you, please post your discords.

>>39121326
i have a stalker and hes rly annoying, email me at [email protected] for discord pls

>>39121326
>I turn down the air conditioner by myself at least.

That's good but doesn't help much. A relationship between two submissives just doesn't work out unless there is a third party at play. There will be to much that we cant do for each other which will stagnate the relationship and make it decline. Sucks to because I'm in Florida relatively close to you.

>>39120962
post proof or fat neckbeard pretending to be girl.

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I'll love you if you can make me delicious food and play video games with me. Together we could come up with a nice plan to live nice life as two neets in a comfy little house

>>39120962
Wrong place to look for a boyfriend larp boy.

>>39121326
My discord is toefung#4147

>>39120962
How lewd are you OP? I'm looking for someone that will do lewd things to me like stuffing a wireless vibrator in my rear and making me take it to work so they can fuck with me at random times while I'm trying to focus.

>>39121425
I can be lewd but I'm not really dominant like that.

If you have discord name is Casif#5572

>>39121444
RIP oh well guess I'll have to look elsewhere.

>>39121326
i'm
>>39121184
>>39121196
To answer that, i just like feeling cute sometimes. It's not something i think as a part of who i am, just something i like doing (does that make sense?).
It isn't sexual i guess.
Also i'm scared of a lot of stuff but i say what i think even if i am. I value honesty a ton.

If you don't mind that send discord
[email protected]

>>39121326
How do you feel about polygamy, if your bf two timed instead of dumping you?

>>39121492
I'm very against monogamy but if that would make him happy I would tolerate it.

>>39121509
Very against polygamy* is what I meant fuck

>>39121533
>she cusses
dropped

>>39121540
>liking a fake person instead of an honest one

>>39121540
I'm sorry anon. I can stop if you want me to. I only use swear words on image boards like this or around people I'm comfortable with

>>39121451
Casif what the fuck are you doing homie

>>39121547
who said anything about fake? you can express felling without crude and vulgar language
>>39121555
do you use them excessively or only in certain circumstances. i can understand if something bad happens or you get hurt

>>39121509
A tolerant gf is exactly what I need. Even though you'll receive an ocean of requests, I could probably still win out. None of this matters because I already have the yandere gf. IDK why the universe does this to me.

Post face with timestamp or fake

>>39120962
Sounds too good to be true. Any future aspirations(kids, school, work, etc)?

>>39120962
Any proof you're not harvesting Discords? Everything you listed makes you sound like a dream girlfriend

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this is a damn bait thread and you stupids are bitting like a dumb fish

>>39121106
I live in TN I'd like one gf pls

kiloid#3190

>>39120962
Give me a reason to believe this isn't bait. Just a single reason.

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lol i know this is bait and all but as i was reading the OP i thought they were a boy looking for a bf

this place has gotten me to the point where i assume everybody is a gay memer

>>39121069
Oh no, the femanon who disappeared after talking to me for half a year was named Melanie and was a lot like you described. She was younger than 20 though so phew.

I'm hijacking this thread
if you want a girl who plays vidyas and has been for seven years please add me @ Doggo#2310

>>39121920
>inb4 you only play PC

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>>39121918
this melanie?

>>39121920
7 years, what are you, 11?

>>39121920
timestamp pls

be real

Give me a way to contact you so we can talk

>inb4 not reply

>>39121961
Nope, there must be a lot of Melanies here.

She vanished over three months ago and I still think of her every day

>>39121979
She said to post your Discord. Girls generally don't post theirs because they'll get flooded with contacts.

>>39121920
Seven years is a lot? I'm 24 and have been playing vidya since I was 6.

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>>39120962
stalker#1605, fellow fan of Ilya

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Fuck it, I'm bored and got nothing better to do. Hit me up, girls or guys. Not looking for any girlfriends, since I'm the type of guy who wants to be friends first.

Usaji#2254

>>39122057
>Not looking for any girlfriends, since I'm the type of guy who wants to be friends first.

Good thing you said that, otherwise you'd be swarmed by girls begging to be your gf.

>>39120962
Fembot I love you and watch anime every day with you. but i live far away and these things never actually work Also dont trust anyone on this site there are some sick people here

>>39122101
Or is this some kind of reverse psychology where you hope saying that will make girls want you more? Hmm.

>>39121979
>>39122030
Hmm been a while since I used discord

r/Cuckolding#9980, add me OP

>>39120962

Shit, I'll give you a shot because why the fuck not.

I have a full-time job. Make more than a living wage and live in a desirable place in the US. Work out, above-average height, played sports in HS/college. Also artistic. Know literature, film, TV. I can cook and repair basic to above-basic home maintenance. Want kids. Feel confident I could support them both financially and emotionally.

Holla if you down, then I'll vette you.

Has she added anyone yet? I'm already anxious and nervous

>>39122205
No one added me yet, unfortunately :(

I doubt she'll add anyone
Can everyone who posted their discords reply to this If you haven't been added yet

Also give free you's

>>39122329
She added me, she doesn't want to talk to anyone else

>>39122101
>>39122117
Nah, no psychology here. Just looking for friends, isn't that what this thread will come down to? The OP is bait, so there's a lot of lonely people here. They have nothing to lose by adding a bunch of people in the thread. I don't mind anyone adding me, could always use a friend.

>>39122329
Hasn't added me yet either, I think this is a bait thread

>>39122364

Cool thread is now done and over with pack up and move along everyone. This stranger wouldn't just go on a 4chan thread and lie right?

you guys are fucking retarded if you think op is being honest.

if you want to be my mommy gf pls post discord

>>39122329
Yeah I haven't been added. Roastie is going to go down the line and whore for attention, then jump to the next one when she gets bored

this is 2000000% high quality virgin bait

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>there are people out there who think this isnt bait

>>39122494
knew it was b8 but was hoping a gf(male) might message too

>>39121054
You don't want someone from here. Trust me.

>>39120962
I'll be your friend, anon. I'm very supportive and outgoing. If you wanna talk. My email is [email protected]

>>39120962
Dear lonely anons, It's me. 20 Year old turboslut here, I want to have a "relationship" *giggles* hahaha just kidding, be pampered and hold no value on social interaction.
I'm willing to reduce pair bonding to spending time with any stranger who messages me, just to feed off their attention.

Here's some shit about me which I don't really care about or tell you anything so you can respond and give me attention:

Literally nothing, my interests are empty and I just loiter around mens activities to be more accepted by them. I'm so empty but refuse to try and make myself a better person. There are always betas I can fall back upon so who cares.

I post on imageboards for 'love' lmao got you anon-kun!

>>39120962
Where do you live desu? If it's not in the states count me out

>>39120962
Message me and I'll give you my discord
[email protected]

>>39120962
Are you interested in a not-trap gf?

>>39121052
No it doesn't, jackass.

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>>39120962
Are you okay with slightly chubby anons? Do you like cute/comfy anime? Are you okay with eventually meeting so we can experiment and lose our virginities to each other? And so that we can cuddle while watching anime.

>>39120962
You sound very originally cute my discord is Dylan#7376

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>>39120962
OP, you're adorable. I hope you find a bf who treats you well <33

/soc/ is scary, weird. Too bad I'm a girl (and you're looking for a guy) but i would be all over you.

best of luck senpai

>>39120962
acutespider#7910
although it looks like a lot of people are already trying to add you so if any other anons want they can add me, it's very late though so if I don't respond immediately I probably will in a few hours

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hey can I shop around for a gf in this thread? here are my qualities
>19
>kv
>white
>ive been told i look a bit like matt damon and frankenstein
>medium short brown hair (like harry potter in harry potter 4) and 5'10 and stocky
>i like music
>dont know if i believe in any religion, but christianity is the most likely imo
>can cook a little but can love a lot
>like vidya and anime and being comfy
>want to move out of texas in a few years
>i dont know wht will happen in the future but i want a wife and kids
>ive been told im funny
my bad things are
>lazy
>messy
>liar but im trying not to be

>>39120962
that is a lot of lies for one post

bravo

>>39124039
>>>/soc/

seriously faggots, not a place to get a gf

>>39121961
Fuck, why is she so qt ree

>>39120962
>hey i fished for information on what you losers like earlier this week, now i made the statistical ideal women traits that i shall post as my own traits
>my listed faults are very minor, i will not mention my pathological lying, my crippling mental illness or my lethal obesity
I don't know your end game, and i don't care for it, have fun fishing

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>>39120962
here are some original feelings on the matter.

>>39120962
Are you willing to add people just as friends?

>>39124072
but /soc/ is scary

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>the original poster of this original thread

>>39124426
OP is gone "she" never intended to add anyone anyway, it was just bait

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>>39120962
What is that face ment to convey???

>>39120962
I'll bite
GoodGoy#5859

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>>39120962
>posting a male-gender oriented female picture

that's how you know it's a guy.
posting actual girl-only picture

>>39124922
girls love sexual pictures of other girls

>39120962
>tfw I want you but you live in Georgia
R.I.P

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>>39124932
>girls love sexual pictures of other girls

>meming this hard
girls love sexual pictures of guys. they love depictions of guys that would carry them away.

they're the type of people that have mystic messenger downloaded on their phone and would rather talk to their fictional boyfriend over their phone instead of talking to anons like you

>>39125024
>mystic messenger

wtf is that? some sort of dating app?

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>>39124932
isnt that gay tho my dude? Isnt that the same like guys posting loads of anime guys with oiled up smoky abs, nobody but /fit/ g*ys would post with those.

>>39125024
>>39125042
Girls are narcissists and obsessed with their looks and attractiveness, so they like girls depicted sexually. The only ones who don't are ugly ducklings because it makes them feel inadequate.

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>>39125040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zZq8R6pym4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMRzbB0Xlk

Look at the viewcount on these videos. Girls are LITERALLY talking to fictional guys instead of stooping to your level. It's time for you to wake up.

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>not a trap
get out

>>39120962
>here are bad things
All of the things you listed are bad you dumb old bitch.

You could be my gf but no love will be given.

>>39120962
Where do you live?

How much do you weigh?

How tall are you?

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>>39125072
WHAT THE FUCK

Are you telling me my life is a lie and i will never get a weeb girlfriend?

>>39120962
I have nothing to lose if this is fake, and this description sounds very cute. My email is [email protected] if you'd like to talk. I've got other means of contact but I don't want to give them out on 4chan. I hope to hear from you

>>39125114
not saying that bro. i'm saying you need to discern 'what is female gender' and 'what is male gender'. you guys are obsessed with sex and not thinking about the greater topic of gender culture

when you get into it enough you can see what is 'intended for girls' and what is 'intended for boys', and what is posted in the OP is clearly a picture intended for boys and should not be on any normal weebgirl's hard-drive.

learning this is how you learn to spot the traps even when they're lying to. Most traps don't even associate with the opposite sex's gender. Most male-to-female's wouldn't TRULY watch girly shit if they had to. They just want the vagina.

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>people still posting their contact hours later


Why

>>39125150
I mean it's obviously bait but I'm a girl who likes pictures of cute girls and most weeb girls I know enjoy cute girls.

>>39125160
Nothing to lose and everything to gain

>>39125182
>nothing to lose
your dignity

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>>39125179
>I mean it's obviously bait but I'm a girl who likes pictures of cute girls and most weeb girls I know enjoy cute girls.
Cute girls intended for girls are not cute girls intended for boys

Here is a "cute girl" intended for girls

>>39125273
No shoujo protagonist cute girls are boring self inserts. What isn't to like about cute girls like the OP? They're really frilly and pretty and feminine looking.

>>39125201
Yeah like I said, nothing to lose

>>39125295
i give up. take your trap roleplay somewhere else.

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>if I fall in love with you and we become a couple I will always be loyal, even if you get sick of me and dump me I will remain celibate and love you for the rest of my life
is it just me or does this sound super fucked up
remember boys, don't stick your dick into crazy

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>>39125295
also, the real red-flag was you obsessing over cute girls in a thread meant for looking for cute guys

>G-GUYS SHARE MY LOVE FOR CUTE GIRLS RIGHT???
if you want to know how a girl actually behaves, try logging onto tumblr sometime.

>>39125363
>tfw not actually a girl because I don't conform to anon's preconceived notions of what girls are like

>>39125383
You've learned anon is a faggot, amazing discovery

>>39125383
if you're a girl you're actually a reverse trap and care more about the male gender than the female one.

but this is 4chan. if it's a question between 'trap' and 'reverse trap', well a trap is still a trap. and traps are gay. please find another website.

>>39125415
But I'm not masculine aside from appreciating cute girls. And traps are definitely not gay.

>>39120962
Damn, lucky muricans no luck for eu bois this time

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>>39125443
>And traps are definitely not gay

OK ROBOTS. IM DONE TAKING THE BAIT. THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW FOR ME. BACK TO STUDYING

There's been 9 confirmed bites so far. Probably 10x as many waiting if OP even replied once past 3 posts lmao. Bump to laugh at numale beta cucks on this board.

Why the fuck are you replying to this ? REPORT AND SAGE

this is me
>>39125489

after some hours thinking, i finally came to the conclusion that OP is a transexual that thinks getting surgery makes him a biological female

Fuck you, faggot. You're a trap even if you get surgery.

>>39120962
Pls be in LA

Oregairu

>>39120962
Do you watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

Srsly? Why would a 20 year old female come on fucking 4chan of all places to this. Unless you are like a 2/10 you can just walk outside and flirt a little and have guys swarming you. He'll even if you are a 1:10 you may still get guys that are a 5 if you aren't picky. My coworkers are fat fucks but they always get hit on by our male customers for some reason.

>>39120962

OP, are you interested in dating other girls? :3

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Here is how I derived this answer

1.) OP claims to be the female sex, but increasingly in this thread demonstrates the behavior of the male gender

-This suggests OP is more comfortable working with the male gender persona, or is perhaps uneducated in how the female gender understands human communication

2.) OP has talked/shilled about cute girls numerous times in this thread, but not once entertained the idea of a cute boy - This runs contrary to the theme of the OP which is to find a boy to talk to

So we have someone using the male gender to talk to another male gender, while ignoring the female gender, identifying with the male one, but claiming to be the female sex. This is all very confusing, but some rationalization pins this down.

We can say that OP wants to draw a line between gender and sex in his arguments, by claiming it's perfectly fine to be a different gender than your sex. THIS IS CONCEPTUALLY TRUE. On a philosophial spectrum, yes gender and sex are seperate, but actually practicing it yourself and using it to validate your arguments suggests a personal attachment to that argument

3.) OP claims that traps are not gay - >>39125443
this suggests that OP is either transgender, or a transgender advocate. Traps are gay has been perceived by our community to be anti-trans and anti-gay in principle.

So now we have derived from OP and OP's following posts that OP is either transexual or a transexual advocate, but given that OP is clearly identifying as a seperate gender from their sex, and feels comfortable with said gender, we can determine that OP's actual IRL sex is in an ambiguous gray area

In internet culture, especially given the synthetic truth that OP is a faggot, we can conclude that OP's sex is ambiguously gray, heavily leaning towards "Trap" or "Reverse Trap". However, given OP feels comfortable with the male gender, I would say "Trap" seems more appropriate

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! OP claims to be sexually a girl. This means post-op. Ew

When I said make a post, I didn't mean that you should clearly state that you are a female looking for a relationship in the OP, because then you would just attract a hundred thirsty faggots and it'd be a shitfest.