>"You like that book too? No way! It's one of my

bitch i cant read

>"Why don't you grab this dick and let my bust down your throat freak bitch"

>>39118184
>implying women can actually appreciate a good book

>>39118184
this makes me want to go back to college so bad, fuck man, one day ill be healthy enough to go back

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>posting 2 year old picture of chuck
Lel

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>>39118184
I don't read or drink coffee I think you are confuse

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>>39118184
n-no thanks, I have coffee at home

>>39118184

Is that a trap? I can't tell anymore on this fucking board with the amount of fucking trap posters

>>39118184
How about you come on my fac- I mean come to my place

>>39118184
Yeah i'd be up to getting some coffee sometime with you. Here whats your number
>takes out phone
>gives you her number
Cool. So how does Friday sound? Awesome i'll see you then.

It's not that hard guys...

>>39118609
>implying a girl would ask you for coffee

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>>39118184
I've never met anyone in real life that likes books let alone books I like

>nose ring

No sorry, I don't associate with thots

>>39118184
I hate coffee and I'm a big dummy bye pretty lady

I have nothing going for me socially
>ugly as hell
>no knowledge of pop culture
>bad at conversation
>no stories to tell
>not funny
>not fun
>not a very nice person

>>39119510
>I've never met anyone in real life that likes books let alone books I like

This

In fact, my experience has always been straight out of Idiocracy.

>He's always reading a book, he must be some kind of fag
>Anon why don't you do normal stuff like a normal guy?

>>39119747
There's nothing magical about reading out of a book vs off a screen you attention whore nigger, you aren't a smartie ok

>>39119901
When I was in high school and college Kindles and smart phones weren't things yet.

>>39119901

Different mediums. It's the same as playing a game vs. watching a film. Much of the joy of reading over other mediums is the quality of the prose itself. You can also utilize your imagination to envision places, people, and events, rather than having it fed to you by someone else's vision. This gives personal agency to the story experience.

Obviously if you're reading a shit-tier book than yea, might as well just watch the movie.

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>>39119747
>Reading
Probably the plebest activity a man can pursue

>>39120971
what's wrong with reading? Its difficult, but really rewarding.

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>>39118344
This situation would only happens to you if you're Chad honestly.

>>39120971
>Probably the plebest activity a man can pursue
holy sh*t lmao!

>>39118184
y-you like schopenhauer??

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>>39122507
>tfw I want to read big boy books with pessimistic and defeatist philosophies but im such a brainlet that it takes three intense hours of reading to finish 5 pages

I wish i was born with an affinity towards reading. Shits hard

>>39118184
pppppft like any girls like that even exist anymore anon bullshit western women have lost their value so much you are better off getting a tai hooker and divorcing her

>>39118327

Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein. Explain why that isn't a good book.

>>39119623
so what DO you have?

>>39118327
A female introduced me to Lem.

>>39119945
It also allows for a better description. Let's say an elderly character has a raspy voice. He might be a former military commander used to frequently shouting orders. Or he might had a lot of quarrels with his wife. Or he might be just plain old. Each one of these discriptions is an entirely different character. It is easy to reflect such characteristiv in a book, but not in, say, movie where there are very strict time limitations.

>>39118252
>I would, anon but I can't find it hahaha!

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>>39118184
Get that fucking ring out of your nose.

I haven't really read it yet. What is it about? And is this the German translation? The English would be 'my camp' I believe? Is the story about a camping group or something?

So is the purpose of this board to be a loser circlejerk as this thread leaves me to believe?

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>>39118184
My oneitis sometimes wears a Great Gatsby t-shirt, and /lit/ would make fun of her for being a pleb and not starting with the Greeks, but I'm not very well read either, so I don't care. I should talk to her about how much I love The Great Gatsby sometime. Maybe recommend she read my other favorite, Slaughterhouse-Five.

>>39118184
sorry, I'm mormon.

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>>39118184
>coffee
are people that forward and direct in real life? why doesn't she want to talk about the book at our current location? this seems like such a bizarre scenario that would probably only happen in movies or tv shows

>>39122964
bad hygiene
shit social skills
shit looks
shit mental capacity

>>39118184

Would absolutely never happen to anyone here. Realistic scenario

> Man, Stacy, you see that creepy guy over there? Wtf is he looking at?
> Prolly some of that anime porn weirdos like hahahahahahahahahaha
> OMG you're sooooo right!

>>39122732
Oh wow some bitch wrote a good book, great accomplishment in literature for women. For every decent book a roastie has written throughout history there's been about 10,000 other great ones by men.

>>39123642
Do you actually know if she's ever read it?

>>39124081
Maybe if you went and got coffee with her, talked about the book, you would know.

>>39124081
I'm fairly certain she's read it. I do know she enjoys reading a lot.

>>39124133
I'll bring it up next time I see her in the shirt.

>>39118327
>implying women can appreciate a good book
>actually a woman wrote a good book
>YEAH BUT
every time

>>39124059
>Oh wow some bitch wrote a good book,
The book that practically invented science fiction.

chad pushes you aside
Hey bitch, what you doin'
oooo chad your so hot

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>>39118184
>"I would love to share a coffee with a fellow occult enthusiast, have you heard of the history of the golden dawn and it's take over and fall into corruption?"

>implying that this ever happens in real life.

well at least not to robots.

but, I would say yes and at the very least chat her up some

>>39123885
from what ive studied "do you wanna get coffee" actually means "lets sit down and talk to each other, and also get coffee" its a bit of a weird concept i know but

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>>39125739
From my experience woman inviting a man inside her home after date entails a faint promise of sexual intimacy / possibility of sexual intimacy as well
Oh normies, everything has to be so subtle to you so you don't have to utter your own primal actions to the public
>"Would you like to come inside, i have new *insert excuse here* id like you to try"
>"I enjoyed the date, now i am sufficiently aroused by you to invite you into my home and woo you into bed"
>"Would you like to have some coffee?"
>"You seem like an interesting person, i would like to talk to you to find out more about you, if our interest align we may make future appointments together"
>"Can i have your number?"
>"I wish to keep in contact with you and possibly harbor sexual attraction towards you, refusal to comply would send a strong message of you disproving my attraction"
>"Perhaps another time"
>"I do not wish to waste my time with you, but i also do not wish to make you my enemy, therefore i give you vague promise of future encounter that will most likely never occur"
>"Would you like to come over to my place and watch a movie?"
>"I would like to invite you to my home ground where i will feel more comfortable flirting with you and where we have intimacy to perform sexual actions should my attempts be successful, also there will be some movie playing on the background"

I think they are being so vague so they can back pedal if they see a red flag / change their mind
>"I only agreed for a coffee, what gave you the idea i would be interested in you?"

There should be normie / robot / normie dictionary, would help socially retarded people decipher the nuances of normie interaction

god she looks so much like my one ex gf from a few years ago, when i wasnt completely broken and participated in society. im sad now

>>39122732
Elizabeth was a shit character

>>39118327
Many women read classics. Which is probably more than what you do.

I've never met a man or woman my age who reads classics (the kinds of books I read).

>>39118184
Isn't that the girl that plays mi4 in silicon valley?

>>39122985
Hey, same. She likes it more than I do.

>>39118351
His name is Charls you moron

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>>39122507
>tfw I was reading Schopenhauer on lunch break and a norman coworker asked me what I was reading