I know women tend to be quite delusional about their own attractiveness,

>>39116805
Yeah. It always gives people double chins and then you are drooling everywhere on top of it. Not the best look by any means.

>>39116851
This sounds like you speak from experience?

I think about it all the time.
Still a KV though.

>>39116922
No, sadly I'm a khv and I'm only going by what I've seen in porn. I've also practicing blowing vegetables in the mirror.

>>39116932
You think about doing it or more about how you'll look doing it?

>>39116972
What kind of veggies? And have you gotten more skilled at it? Are you able to look better doing it with practice?

>>39116932
>>39117097
Both, I guess.
Women amirite.

>>39117147
Well I hope you find someone who's benis you can suck!

>>39116805
i worry about this too and i'm not even a femanon

>>39117097
I've tried zucchini, cucumbers and carrots. I have no idea what my skill level is since veggies can't give me any feedback.

>>39116805
Do you guys actually think this looks bad though? I think she looks sexy as hell, and it looks like that must feel amazing.

>>39117251
The carrots seem like they would be too pointy. Why not just order a dildo from Amazon? And how many inches can you get inside your mouth?

>>39117260
You think this fishfaced downy looks good?

>>39117304
I guess. Maybe not good but sexy nonetheless. I like her big lips and tongue, and she has nice high cheekbones. I guess I just find her attractive cause she seems to really be putting a lot of effort into it. The third pic looks sexy as hell to me.

>>39117260
Anon isn't joking, she really does look like a fish.

also this reminded me of that dolphin face/wholebodyfucking this tiny fish.

>>39117294
I use the back end of the carrots. I can get about 5 inches in comfortably. I'd order a dildo but I don't have a credit card and I don't want to ask my mommy to order one for me. I hate my life.

>>39116805
>filename
Kek

>>39117388
>also this reminded me of that dolphin face/wholebodyfucking this tiny fish.
I need to see this.

>>39117389
Wow, 5 inches seems pretty good. That means you can probably deepthoat most guys dicks. You could always get a prepaid Amazon gift card from a retail store.

>>39117474
>prepaid Amazon gift card
Fuck that is actually a really good idea, thank you!

>>39117474
I googled it for ya the music is fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U

>>39117508
Well shoot, this might be the first time I've actually given helpful advice online. Kinda bummed it's about ordering a dildo and not something more serious. What kind of dildo do you want to order?
>please don't be a giant dong

>>39117536
Topkek

>>39117389
>>39117474
I always hate when girls try to deepthroat my cock because their mouths are so small my cock is essentially bending and it hurts like a motherfucker

>>39117367
>good but sexy nonetheless
>I don't think it looks aesthetically pleasing but good looking things aren't attractive to me, only ugly and fish-like things.

>>39117592
Just something small; but probably a vibrator instead of a dildo so I can practice masturbating. I have no idea what to even choose from, honestly.

>>39117668
I bet she's not even bad looking from other angles. Plus, are you saying you wouldn't want her on your dick? Just looks at those lips, that tongue action, and how deep she's going in the third pic.

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>>39117747
lol

this is as original as I'm going to get for this retard.

I always wondered, what do women think about when sucking dick? Does it feel good shoving a dick in and out of your mouth? Do they use their tongue? Do they taste it? Do they even want to suck dick and enjoy it?

>>39117794
You must only like traps. I can't be the only one here who thinks that pic is sexy.

>>39117836
I'd like to know this as well. Maybe they just kinda zone out.

>>39117723
Hmm, this makes me want to go check what the popular dildo are on Amazon. I wonder if people leave reviews.

>>39116805
How can I get a gf that looks like this? Please help, it looks so comfy.