Who else here /volunteer/? I literally can't wait til

I'm down. We need a purge.

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I volunteer originalogo!

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Private Neetus of the fourth Robot volunteer division reporting in

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>>39110745
your larp is scary

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Where do I sign up?

Hail Victory

This is non original content and goes against the rules of this board.

>>39110745
People in ww1 had the same mindset as you and look at how they turned out

>>39111206
Sweet. I can't wait to machine-gun some libs.

>>39110745
>actually wants a civil war involving death squads and rape
This is an obvious larp, but for those interested in that sort of shit, I advise against it. Having seen what this shit did to 1990's Caucasus, I'd personally prefer being a wageslave.

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The tensions are reaching higher and higher levels in society. Polarization, political witchhunts, identity politics and demographic shifts. We're definitely on a path heading towards a new massive war.

When Johnny comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a hearty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

The men will cheer and the boys will shout

The ladies they will all turn out

And we'll all feel gay

When Johnny comes marching home.

>>39111431
>I'd personally prefer being a wageslave.

Not me. I'd rather deal some damage to normie society.

>>39110745
Y'all niggas posting in an NSA "psy op to expose right-wing extremists" thread.

Or its just Stormweenies.

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anon, unlike you... this what i'm going to be, discoverd one of my friends has the same desires as me, we agreed that we recruit a decent number of men and march to syira, syria is one of the great places to seize first, the land aches for a new Leader, that's where are plan to seize to whole world starts, cause it's just not syria we're after!

>>39111630
Syria is too far. I say we start here in the West.

>>39111704
it's not easy starting from there

If a civil war breaks out I'm going to be against both sides. I'm too paranoid to choose one over the other. I'll stay at home and minefield my yard.

>>39111752
Sure it is. We're on the precipice already. It just needs a little push.

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>>39110745
>Do we have any robot/volunteers/ here?
YES!
If we don't volunteer they will win and we will die in a disgusting multikulti degenerate leftist fucking shithole.
First they come for confederate statues, then they will come after the Founding Fathers because they owned slaves, then general any other famous people white/ Hordes of feral niggers will gladly tear down busts of composers like Mozart or scientists like Tesla, writers like Shakespeare. Don't believe me? Take a look at South Africa where nigger "students" were burning painting because those were painted by whites and proclaimed abolition of science.
>Hundreds of thousand of white men died in the Civil War and slavery was abolished.
NOT ENOUGH STILL RACIST
>Segregation was abolished and all the little niggers were bused to white schools
>NOT ENOUGH STILL RACIST
>Affirmative action, quotas, dem programz
NOT ENOUGH STILL RACIST
It will never be enough, even when nonwhite hordes will lynch the last white person they will bitch about racism and cry as they strike.
If we volunteer and lose at least we will die knowing we tried. BUT we can win, there is hope.

>>39111630
>Syria
>not North East Turkey
If you're going to go all the way, you might as well pick a more reasonable location. Syria is drained by war and most people are rallying behind Assad to keep the peace. In Turkey, Erdogan is hated by a lot of people and would definitely be involved in a violent civil war if the west ever collapses. Western Turkey is way too populated and geostrategic to be successfully captured, but Eastern Turkey already has a giant ethnic minority that wants to separate. The North East is not as populated and has a combination of productive lands and defensible mountains.

You could also not kill people, that's cool

>>39111923
believe me i made a very percise plan with research, i know where will i start and i know where i'll end

>>39112014
>i made a very percise plan

Yikes, I would never do that. We're all just having fun LARPing here :^)

>>39111052
p000seee

>>39111923
Don't send these retards here, the last thing Turkey needs is a bunch of fat neckbeards.

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>>39111630
>>39111573
>>39111093
>>39111052
>>39111007
>>39110873

It really scares me that so many young men and NEETs don't have anything to live for and feel a thirst for WAR. But I guess it's time now. Human history moves i cycles.

Poverty >
Prosperity >
Inequality >
Civil unrest >
Revolution >
War >

Peace >
Poverty >
Prosperity >
Inequality >
Civil unrest > We are here
Revolution >
War >

>>39113167
What else is there to do? I'm totally invisible in society. When I am visible, society shits on me for being a white male. I have no job. I have no relationships. Besides food, I have NOTHING.

I don't even have the hope of achieving anything or being something.

Well, when there is no hope...

>>39110745
T. Recruiter

Fuck, if I have to die for Israel at least pay me.

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ARE YOU READY THE FOR WAR BOYS?
GIVE ME YOUR WARFACE!

>>39113840
>Right-libertarianism
Let's see the disadvantages
>No roads
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>39113167
Young restless young men with shitty life prospects usually are the ones to start and fight in wars. We have nothing to live for, we have no family to provide for because of the destruction of marriage. Many have shit job prospects because of shit schools that focus on women and college. The two things that tied beta and omega men to society have been taken away and are now laughed at. So what else is there to do besides to fight?

>>39110745
>tfw missed fighting in the Yugoslav wars by just a few short years

FFUUUCCCKKK

>>39114130
And if there's no enemy to fight, guess who it's turned against?

I sure as fuck ain't fighting Russia either.

I would, but the training seems annoying and inconvenient.

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>>39114130
So many young men, with nothing to live for. Millions of pointless miserable souls.

Maybe our sacrifices in a war will bring the next generation young men of our people a better existence.

>>39114438
We won't know until we try.

>>39110745

Sounds nice but you know robots would die first and Chads would get all the sex slaves for themselves.

>>39114438
>Maybe our sacrifices in a war will bring the next generation young men of our people a better existence.

This is all I want.

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>>39111052

>tfw Yugoslavia's "troubles" began with harmless unemployed larpers until someone got killed at a rally

>tfw Irelands modern troubles started with larper rallies until a bunch of people got shot at one

Could it finally be Our Turn To Burn It Down?

>>39111630
Venezuela is better desu, it's in the west and a revolution is fucking aching to happen.
I'm actually venezuelan (living in america) and was thinking about recruiting some robots and establishing a state there

I don't think I'd join anything right or left but it would be fun to observe. Hopefully some Ukraine tier shit goes down in the next few years.

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>>39111431

>Implying you'd rather have some fat lesbian H.R. lady yelling at you for consistent tardiness than rolling through town in your armored car with the boys and your pet tiger looking for QT Group Outsiders to fug and share around, before looting some neets basement of all his classic console systems and still functioning CTR TV sets.

>>39114615
Please, this.

https://youtu.be/pKiB8-2LK6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnnyDjocN1w

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>>39114571

Don't forget the QTs statved down to perfection anon.

>>39110745
>forgetting you would probably die a horrible death alone and cold on a battlefield as some guy mercilessly puts a bullet through your head.

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>bunch of loosers who failed in a normal social atmosphere
>somehow they think in a civil war scenario where Chad is not held back by social constraint they would fare better

Have fun getting shot by an execution commando consisting of jocks.

at this point going to fight for jewish overlords in a pointless war is the only thing left for me
does anybody knows if the US Army accept foreigners in their ranks?

>>39114343
It's going to be turned against society first at the ballet box and, then the street, and finally with a gun.

>>39114796
Fight, but not for your overlords, but for your own brothers.
Revolt, to establish a society where our potential can be properly utilized.
>>39114795
I've often heard that military officers who are terrible in peace-time, excel in war-time.
Though the modern normie would be terrible at war, the robot would in fact, excel at it.
Not in a physical sense, but in a mental and societal sense.
Normies need extensive, superficial social contact to stay sane, whereas the Robot is uniquely adapted to a lack of social contact, but is instead more recepetive to the deep, brotherly bonds that frequently form in wartime.
A robot would be more eager to fight, provided it is for a cause he understands, whereas the normies would be more likely to desire to return to their lives of superficial constructs, than to risk their lives for a cause.
You should not fear death, you should only fear dying in vain.

>>39114732
It's going to happen one way or another, might as well take the chance to kill a few normies first

>>39113973
Ancap is a system more flawed than communism.
Do you think globablists will give you a decent wage and not enslave you?

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Don't lose sight. YOU have great power. They are afraid of YOU.

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can we just bring impalement back for good? or is the modern average person too fat for this

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>>39115396
>modern average person
>tfw you want to larp as Vlad and impale antifa but they are too fat and slide down the pole

>>39114796
Not really.
http://foreignlegion.info/joining/
Is probably your best bet if you want to do war.

>>39115129
>Ancap is more flawed than communism
This is probably bait but kek
Also, you cannot just make a statement like this withouth anything to support it.

I'd totally be up for it, life is just way too monotonous and boring.

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>>39110745
I love how squeamish lanklets and morbidly obese Wehraboo neckbeards fantasize about being valiant soldiers when half of them would throw up if they saw a guy with a papercut let alone their "comrade" lying next to him with his intestines hanging out. You pissant faggots would shit your pants the second you find out you horse drawn logistics system isn't delivering tendies to the Russian front and you have to eat worm-infested oats again for the 7th day in a row. I'd like to see you faggots whistle Erika when you get your arms sawn off by a PPSH-41 while you bleed to death screaming for your mother in a nameless Ukrainian potato field.

>>39116211
Samefag here. And also do you have an idea about what you are stating? It will not be globalism, it will be individualism. You won't have government treating you like a slave, you will have granted property and there will be equality on the court, because it will be based on PNA and the sentence needs to be proportional. And since there are no taxes, products are far less expensive, and there isn't a minimum wage so anyone can be hired and can buy food, even if you start poor. Also sorry for the bad English.
>Inb4 any statement that looks like "no roads"
It is not the government doing this, it is a corporation hired by the government.

>>39116335
>half of them would throw up if they saw a guy with a papercut let alone their "comrade" lying next to him with his intestines hanging out.

Nah. What do you think those gore threads were for?

>>39116335
>when half of them would throw up if they saw a guy with a papercut let alone their "comrade"
I used to kill stray dogs and cats with a pocket knife I bought from walmart.
Just because you buy your meat from the store doesnt mean I dont.

>>39116335
You severely underestimate how apathetic we are.

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>>39111630
>we agreed that we recruit a decent number of men and march to syira

Hello, normies, welcome to How to get Killed 101. Let's begin the class with a case study of two idiots that thought fighting a war was as easy as getting a few guys and buying a plane ticket to a dangerous part of the world, with no military training, budget, or aptitude of any kind. The locals scraped their bodies from the bombed out highway the very same day as their arrival.

>>39116389
>pictures in the internet is the same as real life
Grow up.
>>39116413
>I TORTURED DEFENSELESS ANIMALS I'M SO TOUGH DURR
You aren't tough. You're a twisted pussy who hurts creatures that never bothered you because they couldn't fight back. Cocky assholes like you would be the first to get dismembered by a T-34.
>>39116937
>implying apathy is correlated with being a good soldier
You're a retard. Your natural fight or flight instincts would kick in no matter how much le epic Rick and Morty nihilism you have in your stupid head. Yoyu'd piss yourself, run home for your tendies and get hacked to pieces by a DP-28.

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>>39115046
This. Robots are mental wrecks and have nothing to live for. The best kind of warrior ther is

>>39114615
We must have this.

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>>39110745
>this level of LARPing and thirst for adventure
face it, the "next war" is never going to happen, and even if an event similar to that happens, most robots would be the first to be killed or kill themselves.

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>>39110745

I'm willing to join a militia.

>>39117523
Sounds like we got ourselves a normie here with a functioning life filled with friends, family and happiness. You and everything you love will be destroyed and crushed in the coming war