Are you 678? The bare minimum women expected 6 foot 7 inches

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>tell girls im 6 foot with 7 inches
>am actually 7 inches tall with a 6 foot dong
Gets em every time

>>39093720
6'1
8 inches
My face is... a bit androgynous, i've been told i could be a model.

>>39093720

He's really pretty.

i'm 6/5.5/4

fuck my life

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>tfw only 668

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I WAS SO CLOSE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>39093790
>Your cock will never make up 99% of your bodymass

I am only 6/6/6

>>39093869
I wish i had a 6/6/6 heir

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>>39093720
>tfw 688

F U C K M Y L I F E

>>39093720
>5'8
>8 inches
>7/10 face maybe 8/10 if i lose some weight

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>>39093720
>5'3
>4.9in
>6/10 at best

>>39093720
I'm 5.75/6/6 and do just fine with women.

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>>39093895
I wish I had an heir at all. I'd even take this immortal faggot.

Nope, I'm 554 and jobless and I still get approached by top qts. There goes your entire baseless theory out the window.

>tfw 6'1"/6.75"/5
kms i'm ugly as shit

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>>39093720
>tfw 566

5.9/5.5/6
Time to kms then?

>6 foot
6'2
>7 inches
bonepressed (^:
>8/10 face
lmfao nah

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>>39093965
>believing /r9k/ "theories" for even a second

>>39093720
I'm more of a 789

>tfw 5/6/1

>tfw 666

that was original fuck you

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>>39094107
>Believing r9k "experiences"

>>39094281
Yeah but women hate 6/10 and 6" men

>>39093720
tfw 6/6/6

Is there hope for me

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>>39094361
>believing anything