>really wanted to get haircut today but mom said that she

>>39088934
Bring a picture and tell them u want that

>>39088934
>mom
Underage ban
Enjoy your ban kiddo

>>39088934
STORM IN AND SCREAM: I WANT A HAIRCUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and then pee on the floor to show dominance

File: images (10).jpg (8KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x194px

>>39088955
I suppose we have a newfriend here. :^)

>>39088934
>Keep the shape, X inches off the length and thin it out a bit please
Grunting and forced laughter when they start talking about things when they cut your hair.

>>39088951
yeah but isn't there a certain procedure or protocall you have to say before asking for a haircut? I can't imagine myself walking in and demanding a haircut. There's something I have to say before that I think.

>>39088955
>implying that most people here have a job and their own house independent of their parents
wew lad

>>39088934
i normally just ask them what would look best on me (ask a male barber, that way he'll know you're trying to impress the bitches, unlike a female barber who'll think you're trying to impress your mum)

File: 5YjYpra.jpg (56KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 1000x800px

>>39089040
My hair is kinda like a lengthy bowl cut and I don't really know what to say besides "give me a haircut." What should I say exactly to the barber to let him know what haricut I want?

File: 23455.jpg (28KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 657x527px

>>39089171
Also, any tips on preventing me from spilling spaghetti would be appreciated anons.

>>39089190
apparently you're supposed to spin your fork around with the bottom of it in the bowl of a spoon so the spagetti doesn't fall off

#00000 all over, Champ.

Just cut it yourself, dumbass.

>>39089171
>Bowl cut
Ask the barber if he could change the style of your hair and ask if you ask if he has any recommendations for the style.
Just agree with what he says, it isn't like you can make anything worse. They also charge more for restyling so take some more money than usual.

Or just >>39089288
and lop that shit off

>>39088955
Do you not see that you're on /r9k/?

I've been buzzing my head since I don't want to go to the barber. I am thoroughly enjoying it. You should try it.

File: 1502666152577.png (301KB, 790x837px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 790x837px

"Yes, I'll have one haircut please."

File: 1497320125508.png (28KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 657x527px

>>39089995
"What flavor would you like your haircut?"

Ask for a "dry cut".

They will probably ask you what you want done. If you're awkward just smile and say "do whatever you think looks best because you're the expect".

My brother is a sperg and this works for him.

>>39089049
If you're walking into a barber shop they know what you want. Try "Can I get a haircut."

I just get a crew cut whenever I go to the barber. It works for me.

>>39090138
J-just a regular one

>>39088934
Grow your hair out and become a trap OP

>>39088934
>go to walmart
>buy hair clippers
>give yourself a haircut
that's what I've been doing since mom told me I'm old enough to go get a haircut on my own

>>39091792
meant give yourself a buzzcut
there are videos on youtube that explain how to do it without fucking up
you will fuck up the first couple of times even though it's retardedly easy to do but I assume you don't leave the house too much anyway

Grow a long front and then go in asking for a flick-back.

"Yeah can I get a number two haircut along with 2 number 49s and a large soda"

>>39088955
What a newfag

File: 1491101836512.png (17KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 300x250px

>>39091155
NO, this is not the answer