>"Anon, for the longest time I've been thinking

>>39088440
But you're my sister...

>>39088440
>okay
have originally autism, dunno what to respond

>>39088440
Sorry cunt, I only like manly dick.

I don't date roasties... Now back off or get raped because you're ugly as sin BITCH

>>39088440
"Well thanks"
*Leave*

>>39088440
nay bihh i gots a girlfriend gtfo

Thank you. You're such a good friend.

>I like you, too. You've always been one of the greatest friends I've ever had. You always give the best advice on women, and are there for me when things turn sour between me and her. Why can't there be more women like you? :)
>Anyhow, here's a picture of a girl I just met. Her name's Stacy. Think I got a shot?

>>39088440
"Fuck I'd love to be shrunken down, swallowed and digested alive by you"

>>39088526
>At being turned down, yes. Can't believe I ever liked you *slap* *goes away*

>>39088440
>"I... I don't know what to say. I'm almost speechless... I really like you too."

>>39088440
wow... you waited 6 years. get right on wif it den

and no hands bithc

>>39088440
>"well yeah I like you too hahaha"

That's my response, what else am I going to fucking say

>>39088456
like thats a fucking problem

>>39088440
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME JUST CRAWL INTO YOUR PUSSY!!!!

>>39088440
"You're pretty okay yourself."

Might as well play stupid.

>>39088440
>you have to spend two years deciding if you like someone

>>39088440
>I like you too but we can't be together for reasons I don't want you to know. I'm sorry.>>39088456

>>39088440
Take my speghetti pls

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>>39088440
I can't be with you since I'll only drag you down with me

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Are country girls willing to show city guys the ropes?

I want a quiet house in the country, a loyal wife without any of that academic/pop-culture poison, and a family so bad.

>>39088440
You too!

*720s and backs away*

Bowl of eggs ma'am? Asking for a friend

>>39089915
>Are country girls willing to show city guys the ropes?
>are women willing to help men and still respect them
No.

it would be an uncomfortable af scene because i would just stand there not knowing what to say since i cant emotionally connect to people

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>>39089915
Countryfag here

It's the opposite from what I see, city women come here for country men and the country women value manliness and tradition.
I have a Chad cowboy cousin which inhereted my grandfathers cattle farm and women were swarming him. He found "the right one" 2 years ago and they already had their first kid

>>39090066
european countryfag
i envy you - this place is a degenerate filled garbage hole devoid of basic human decency

>>39089915
The country is a meme. Fuck corn.

>>39090090
European countryfag
Just because your country sucks doesn't mean all European countries are the same

>>39090090
>i envy you
I'm not farm Chad, I'm the autistic kid who everyone talks weird about. I wish I grew up in the city

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>>39088440
How could you possibly revolve your thoughts around my existence for about more than one milisecond? Even then spare me such worthless pity-love. I don't believe in love and I certainly don't want such feelings forced projected onto me by a person I don't care about. In fact even if I cared, I'd only use you for my benefit. If I felt like satisfying myself monetarily, I'd whore you out to other men for the reciprocation of the love you desire. If I felt like satisfying myself physically, I'd continuously violate your body before throwing you away like one would with an empty can of orange juice. If I wanted to stroke my ego, I would reject you in public to gain the ire, disgust, envy and admiration of the people. Are you really so full of yourself that by unashamedly confessing your puppy love for me, that it would set in motion a chain of positive events? That it would enrich my life? People like you deserve the worst for trying to connect with the worst. Sit down on your high horse and never step on the mud again you little bitch, I'll permanently violate your body and soul if you ever try something like this ever with me a second time.

>>39090186
they are all the same
t. someone who has travelled through europe and hung out with the kids

>>39090090
>this place is a degenerate filled garbage hole devoid of basic human decency
Those are small towns. Not the same as bumpkin territory.

Fuck yes I knew not wearing deodorant would lure you with my pheromones.

>>39090302
place i live has less that 100 pop
my entire shire has about 2 thousand people

>"Sure you do..." *rolls eyes*
Sorry but it's a trick 100% of the time

>>39088440
Well jokes on you bitch because I'm an antinatalist

>tfw I actually did this to the girl in my last qt dream

Its good to have slave morality

>>39090314
This has actually worked for me in the past. I didn't shower for a month and my natural scent attracted nearby females to my person. I woulda drowned in poon if I wasn't too anxious to follow up ;_;

>>39088440

The only time a woman ever came out and actually admitted to being attracted to me, she ended up being a polyamorous turbo-slut who straight up told me that she'd slept with somewhere around 30 people prior to meeting me.

Also she was already in a relationship with two other dudes and a girl.

Needless to say, I am still single.

Maybe one day my pride will be broken enough for me to accept that kind of fucked up relationship, but I have not crossed that line of degeneracy yet.

>>39090631
>turns down qts in dreams

Wow, I think you're fully ascended

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>>39088440
>Stares at her for 5 minutes
>naruto home to mommy

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>>39090243
Somewhere in the world, and exchange like this has probably happened. Would be amusing to see it play out.

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>> 39088440
>"I'll be honest as you've been with me.
You look way too good and every single day with you as gf will be painfull."
>"Don't misunderstand, it's not your fault, it's my sense of inadequacy. I-i mean, not even during this speech i'm able to looking your eyes."
>"..."
>"If you want I can introduce you to my friend Chad, he's a bit rude but inside is a nice guy and a sincere friend."

>>39088440
If this ever happened in reality the girl would be fat and ugly.

>>39090802
>something similar happened to me recently
>I'm 29
Jesus Christ there really is no escape from autism.

>>39088928
Gross, dude. Don't ever do that again.

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>>39088440
Hehe, you're one of those kinda girls? You know that sort of relationship is impure right? *pinches her cheek and bullies her*

>>39088440
>...but long distance relationships just never work

Goddammit you were literally so fucking qt.

>>39088440
>I'd mmediately look around to check if it's a prank or a dare or something

>>39088440
>"...as a friend. You know I'm with Chad."

>>39088440

>Well now that you've friendzoned me, will you help me fuck one of your hot friends?

>>39092254
you're just an overgrown ORANGUTAN

>>39090232
I'm this kid too. I'm used to the country though.

>>39093183
can a countryboy get a good southern woman if hes a countrybo from mexico? 5'9'' lightskin beaner really like country music both in spanish and english since reminds me of home

>>39093411
i look kind of like Kane Brown but more mexican looking

>>39088440
STOP CUTEPOSTING YOURE MAKING ME SAD!

>>39093411
I don't know. I don't really know how it work.

>>39088511
Ooh, I bet that one felt good.

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>>39093183
I had a setp dad which was a sheep farmer and we lived at his farm. Mom let me skip school if I stayed up all night and watch the pregnant sheep incase one of the gave birth, I got to sit in the break room and watch movie all night while doing rounds now and then. During the summer we went to the field to harvest hay for the sheep which was fun because we stacked it super high on the trailer and then got on top of it while we drove back. Then we spendt hours stacking and salting all the bales in the barns

Even though farm work is pretty hard, the comfyness makes up for it by a landslide

she looks like a horse lover

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>>39093457
this
even though I get sad when I see qt's I still have a folder with lots of pictures

>>39088440
Stop making fun of me.

This scenario has happened to me before. And they really were making fun of me.

>>39093510
It was your childhood,. Now are you interessed by farming ? I lived that too but I don't really now if it's interesting me.

>>39088440
BEGONE THOT
origg

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>>39093653
I'd love to have a ranch or something where I can either work with sheep or dairy cattle
I don't have any porper experince, connections or money for this, farms and farmland is almost all the time inhereted for generations

>>39088440
Youre like 15, I'm 10 years older than you. It ain't gonna happen and you don't understand the feelings your experiencing right now.

>>39088440
You're so sweet. I still cant let you go. You will just go to the police.

>alarm clock rings

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>>39088456
That ain't a problem now ain't it fella?

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>>39088440
>wakes up
>no one around
>realize it was all a dream

>>39088440
I know right, Yu is kinda cute

It's weird though because I almost never talk to Yu

>>39088440
>"Cool"

origameeyo

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>>39094762
That's not even funny.
STOP

>>39088440
who is she? sauce plz?

>>39088440
i'd sperg out if any girl said something like this to me

i wouldn't know where to go from there

>>39088440
Somethingissketchey.exe

>rubbing my arm
>in a soft voice
>"why didn't you come to the party anon, I missed you, we could have done shots and danced"
>feels good
>find out 10 minutes later she fucked Chad but he says he didn't enjoy it, didn't even cum and let her out the back door so his family didn't see her

Tfw I wank over the thought of her but Chad can't even cum when his dick is actually inside her