I'm the living proof robots can (and should!) have some

How did you do it? How did you meet?

hm, so what made you a robot? did you have a horribly disfigured face? or are you just lying about having been a robot?

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>>39084539
>someone who loves you
>only sees each other 2-4 times a month, purely for sexual reasons

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>>39084697
OP's so far gone that he thinks the girl he's fucking is in love with him. One-sided love hurts man.

>>39084539
>take it from me and bee urself. I even made a video showing you the easy steps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCUn3jSEBLU
oh thank you anon

>>39084697
>purely for sexual reasons
He didn't say that though.

>>39084616
I used Tinder. She was as desperate as me because of no friends outside her limited social circle (she's an immigrant and she doesn't know our language).

>>39084665
Bad social skills. Very insecure about approaching girls physically. Almost scared.

>>39084697
That's also love. I mean the fact that she actually cares about making me feel good. For us, for now, love is being kind to each other, texting in the night before sleeping, cuddling and having lots of sex when we meet. We were both lonely and we filled the need we had, to love and be loved.

>>39084856
Yeah it's not only for that of course

I bet you're either tall or otherwise physically attractive.

>>39085028
Do you plan on moving in together?

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>>39084539
Is that Alexa Bliss?

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>>39085224
I'm 5/10 on a good day

>>39085249
Way too soon, man, she's pushing into making this very serious but for me we're still getting to know each other. I don't want to commit too much
>>39085295
Oh yes

>>39085383
>I'm 5/10 on a good day
And how tall are you?

>>39085495
178 cm (5'11"). That's slightly above average in my country, most girls are below 170 cm.

>>39085530
178 is 5'10

>>39085540
Ok good to know, I just had as a reference 180 cm = six feet tall

>>39085540
This is correct.
Manlets. When will they learn?

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So lemme get this straight, youre banging an immigrant you met on Tinder, who cant even speak your language, 1 time a week, and you say there is mutual love between you two.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
That is honestly so pathetic, and the fact you would even be posting this enthusiastically like you "made it" and that you love her makes it even funnier.

>>39085028
What is your country and where is she from?

>>39085701
I'm European from a Mediterranean country, she's from South east asia

>>39085609
This.

> oh yeah unoriginality

>>39085609
>bitter virgin getting upset at an anon who has it better than him
Very unoriginal.

>>39085609
It's good enough if it comforts him you idiot

>>39085609
Yes I'm happy, we make each other feel better and I wanted to share this with people in my same situation, trust me it wasn't easy to arrive at around 30 years old without ever having a relationship with a girl. I just want to advice to never lose hope and that it's worth the effort.

You can say it's too soon to talk about love and I agree, even if she already uses this word. I used it in contrast to my previous sexual experiences, for which I had to pay.

Now I'm with someone who's happy to sleep with me and giving me pleasure, and that's completely new in my life.

>>39085747
what country? not original of course

>>39086379
Italy.

Unoriginal post.

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>>39086473
http://www.interno.gov.it/it/temi/cittadinanza-e-altri-diritti-civili/cittadinanza i don't want to break your party but be careful, she could be trying to get a quick and easy citizenship through a lonely guy who's desperate for love and intimacy. it wouldn't be the first time, would it
>she's pushing into making this very serious

be careful bro

>>39086574
Yes you're right, I've been warned by friends living here as well, I was more suspicious at first but now I start to get attached to her and she seems honest. I'm sure she is also thinking about that and the fact I have a good career, I can give her stability... But it's not only that.

>>39085028
>tinder
See you in future women hate threads

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>>39086773
yup don't get me wrong, I didn't want to ruin your dreams, i just wanted to warn a fellow r9ker of what could happen. i still wish you the best ^_^

>>39085814
Nah, I actually been in a relationship for two years to a girl I can actually speak properly to lol

>>39086807
Chiaro, grazie :)

>>39086825
We speak properly as well, in case it wasn't clear. We use English

>>39084539
You aren't a robot. You sound like your typical stacy who says she is depressed.

>>39086773
>I'm sure she is also thinking about that and the fact I have a good career, I can give her stability
ding ding ding
she wants a meal ticket

>>39087079
Look, we can discuss on the proper definition of robot, but I have definitely had some huge social skill issues to end up virgin at 28 and not having had a relationship until 30

>>39087199
Sure she wants it, but what matters is that she's not with me only for that.

In the end it's normal, when choosing a partner, to consider what he has to offer. There's nothing wrong in considering financial stability among important factors, especially at that age.

Oh yeah a beta bucks gets some parastic ignorant third world girl, colored be surprise, no, a robot shouldn't have it, I mean i personally don't care about such a relationship at all

>>39085814
>Muh sex

Not him but the way you overglorify sex for sex's sake is simply pathetic, you guys are pathetic, not everyone is as shallow as you

>>39086882
Ma vai a cagare sfigato di merda, fallito del cazzo che si crede superiore dopo aver trombato una troia ritardata del terzo mondo che chiaramente vuole solo i tuoi soldi

>le casual sex

who gives a fuck i want companionship and someone who loves me

>>39088856
>>39088924
That's why I'm saying that it's much better than just paying for it...

>>39088872
Non mi credo superiore... Dico solo che sto meglio di prima.

>Muh sex

Biggest meme ever, companionship, sense of belonging, a community, that's what matters, not sticking your dick into the vagina inside some poor ass starving retard that's using you

>>39088968
Not much of a difference between paying a slut and going with some third world gold digger whore

>>39089021
I feel a huge difference because she is kind and sweet, she cares about me and she enjoys my company. Is it all an act? Then she is really good at it or I'm very naif. Whatever the case, it doesn't hurt giving her a chance, because for now she makes me feel better.

>>39089158
>I feel a huge difference because she is kind and sweet

My god are you a 4 year old?

Of course she's kind and sweet, you're a walking bag of money, wake up.

>Then she is really good at it or I'm very naif.

The latter one

>doesn't hurt giving her a chance

I guess, if you prioritize sex like this, it's not exactly breaking news that even losers can get a girl if they look for third worlders in need of financial support, I don't see the point of this thread, clearly most people with an ounce left of dignity don't aim for this.

>>39089217
Even in this scenario, where she's only acting, I think it is still good to gain experience in relationships... Don't you think? I was dating another girl before, one I really liked, and I screwed up because of inexperience.

>>39089352
What do you mean screwed up because of inexperience?

>>39089396
During the first date I was extremely nervous. We met before that among other friends and she really liked me (I was not nervous then...), so she gave me another chance, things got better, but still it was not ideal.

After three dates I invited her to come spend the weekend in my city and sleep in my place. In the evening we were on the couch and she was waiting for me to approach her but at some point she lost patience and she complained I was scared to touch her. I was only caressing her legs but couldn't dare more.

At some point shortly after we went to bed and I started foreplay but at some point she stopped me and complained I was too harsh. I was extremely nervous and didn't know what to do, also because I liked her a lot and I didn't want to do anything wrong.

A week later she told me it was over among us. Obviously it was not only for this, but still... I was too insecure in general, and I feel this new experience can help me making me more comfortable around women.

>>39088986
This

> oh yeah unoriginality again

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>>39084539
Richard is that you? You stuttering mongaloid

>>39090384
No it's not Richard

>>39087670
>Sure she wants it, but what matters is that she's not with me only for that.

>laughing_bitches.jpg

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>>39084539
>We always end up having sex
>I am a robot
No you're not you fag bag, you're either one or the other. Now get the fuck off this board

>>39088856
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>>39089021
>>39089217
>>39090372
>>39091223

Someone get a proctologist in here! We have numerous cases of severe butthurt!

>>39084539
Call me back when she'll dump you. That'll make for another funny story.

>>39091727
Wow. You losers really just can't stand the thought of someone being happier than you.

>>39091706
I'm not butthurt. I've had multiple gfs and currently have one. I've realized the reason so many guys end up in bad marriages or get divorced is like OPs situation. He has no clue what's normal and what's not. This girl is clearly using him. When you've had a girl that's crazy and in love with you, you notice how they act compared to the girl that claims the same but is after your money. It would be difficult to tell the difference if you've never experienced the first.

I also think girls with BPD prey on guys like OP. Making him feel better and important while they use him for whatever. You guys need to be careful.

>>39091980
>This girl is clearly using him.

Maybe, but for now I am just having a good time and gaining experience. I am not going to marry her...

>>39091277
I don't think the two facts are excluding each other

>>39091277
Is this the robot equivalent of the SJW victim hierarchy?

>>39093228
>both sides are the same!
No.

>>39093228
what? SJW victim hierarchy? what?

>>39093228
Yea, pretty much. Everybody wants to be the most oppressed in order to get the most sympathy points.

>>39084539
I honestly preffer to die alone than resorting in promiscuity and that sort of vile normie behavior.

>>39094208
Promiscuity? Are you serious?

>>39094322
Many robots define 'promiscuity' as 'any sexual activity that they're not a part of'.

>>39095158
That's moronic

>>39095456
Yes, I agree 100%. A rather startling percentage of things that robots are moronic.

TRANSLATION OF OP:

I was a virgin, and forced to sit and watch while the hot Stacies shagged their way through high school and college. Now one of these former Stacies has decided to accept my micropenis, as she's hit the wall and let her looks go. Chad is no longer interested, so she's having to settle for me to get betabux.

>>39091980
Can you tell us what the differences are? Please pass some of that hard earned knowledge onto us. I'm thinking of starting dating in a month when bills are paid off and I'm in a more stable position. What are the differences, what signs do women truly in love with your personality give off?
Bonus pepes if you have any advice on finding a critically thinking female (statistical improbability).

>>39095514

TRANSLATION OF TRANSLATION OF OP:

I am so utterly butt-ravaged with envy that I'm going to do whatever mental gymnastics are necessary to convince myself that OP is not happier than I am because I lose my erection when I burst into tears in the middle of masturbating.

>>39095693

Not him, but I've had a girl who was crazy in love with me. I was constantly on the lookout for warning signs as she was Thai, and well, Thai girls have a bad reputation for being golddigging whores.

Some signs your girl genuinely loves you:

- She initiates sex. She gets frustrated when you're not having sex. I actually have a pretty low libido, which used to make my gf upset. If she only wanted money, she wouldn't care.

- Needless to say, if she doesn't keep asking you to buy her things, that's a good sign.

- When you hit hard times she stays with you. Admittedly you might never hit hard times, so you'll never find this out. I lost my job and needed my working class Thai gf to support ME at one point - which she did, I moved into her crappy no-aircon apartment and we made it work.

- The little things they do. When they come home, do they throw their arms round you? When you're in bed, do they sleep with their head near yours, or want you to hug them close? When you're out in public, does she give any PDA's and hold your hand? All these are good signs.

>>39095746

Enjoy being a cuck, normie faggot.

>>39095883

Enjoy being an eternally butthurt loser pussy who's too pathetic to elevate himself so he has to make feeble attempts to tear down everyone around him; even if only by making retarded (and utterly worn-out) presumptions about them.

>>39095956

Let's see...

> OP didn't get laid in his teens and early 20s, where the women are in their prime.
> Now he's older, some women wants him.
> Hmm, why could this be....probably because this women is past her peak, and now is looking for a betabux provider to 'settle down' with.

Only a faggot with no self respect whatsoever would accept this situation. Get rekt, normie.

>>39095854
Thank you anon, very good things. What are good things to look for on the first few dates? I'm extremely poor currently, would dating now be a good idea, since there's nothing to leech from me and I can barely pay for food all the time?

>>39096033

Or maybe it's because he had shitty social skills when he was younger, which was exactly what he said.

Either way, you're just repeating the same stupid shit over and over again; so I'm done. With those mental gymnastics of yours, you should easily be able to convince yourself that you 'won'; which will probably be the biggest success you've had all year (think of it like a participation trophy).

>>39085028
>she's an immigrant and she doesn't know our language

I bet she roves you rong time.

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>>39095158
OP is not married and being used by Asian trash.

It's pretty sad. One step above using a prostitute imho.

>>39084539

Similar story here, stayed virgin until 28 though.

Moar Bliss butt pics