What is the most optimal way to kill yourself with a gun. I mean

>>39082635
>What is the most optimal way to kill yourself with a gun
Hit yourself over the head with it

You should use it to kill other people first anon. Then I guess you could just jump off a buliding after you`ve finished your rampage. Invest in a speedstrip/speedloader and hollowpoint bullets.

>>39082635
Put in your mouth and aim toward the back of your head at a 45 degree angle
DO NOT put it on your temple because youll live and blow your eyesballs out

>>39082635
Swallow the bullets and wait for shock to set in from lead poisoning

I'm so ready for death

I've killed myself a few times and I'll tell you what, it just isn't worth it.

Bullet to the roof of the mouth is pretty much 100% fatal

>>39082656

Alas it only holds 5 rounds and I am a bad shot and its an inaccurate piece of shit on top of that. I dare say this wouldn't be a good normie killing device.

I live in bum fuck swamp county florida and there aren't any real normies to kill nor any easily accessed roofs.

Also I am a bat shit insane schizophrenic and don't know if I would want fuckboys trying to pawn my disdain for plebs on mental illness and not justifiable hatred if I went and mowed down that charlottesville funeral.

>>39082660
Thanks dude.

>>39082635
>>39057474
Is that you? If so what made you back out then and why are you still thinking about doing it?

>>39082760

Op here. No that isn't me and that is weird as fuck.

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>>39082635
Lel. Borrowed this from that other thread.

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don't ban me mister robot thxx

>39082860
>39082760

Anyone got his gif/webm of the roulette?

If I got a month~ I could maybe acquire a shotgun and actually go out by rectal blasting on camera.

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>>39082635
This, OP. >>39082660

Also, for a more guaranteed death, light charcoal in a small charcoal grill in an enclosed and poorly ventilated room.
Stuff up any vents and cracks under doors.
This is how I plan to go when I'm ready.

>>39083024
The artist of that doujin really knew how to accurately portray being dead inside.

>>39083024
Forgot to mention to do them BOTH at the same time.
Light the charcoal, let it begin to burn for a short time, then let her rip in your mouth.

>>39082877
Do you work at Publix?

>>39082635
Find poison
Get your gun
Go on the edge of a cliff

Swallow poison
Have your back facing the cliff and begin to fall on the edge as you shoot yourself in the head

>>39058280
For real though anybody got the webm?

>>39083054
No I just shop there and they have free paper for writing lists at the checkout.

>>39083039
I was going to bitch about ruining the room/house with charcoal burning inside but then realized I am most definitely going to ruin a carpet anyway.

>>39083066

No cliffs, only swamps. Best I could do is renting a boat and then dying in the ocean. But I don't like the idea of my family having to wonder if I am still alive.

how in the fuck would we know retard?

oh yeah bro I've killed myself 7 times, 3times to the temple and 8 failed to the back of the head

I'm a fucking expert in headshots BOOM

>>39083130

Idk nigger its like they do studies on this sort of thing and have statistics.

>>39082635
why would you wanna kys doe

>>39082635
Tell us first why you want to off yourself. If you made a thread talking about how to do it you might as well tell us why.

Let's hear your story op

>>39083291

I'm 42. I have been moderately successful in life. Around 22 I started having depressive bouts. For no fucking reason at all, everything was just miserable. Despite that I still functioned as a member of society. At around 35 I started hearing voices and knew I was in deep shit as my mother had spent most of her life in a mental ward for schizophrenia.

Medication does not work for either depression or the schizophrenia. Electro therapy isn't an option due to a spinal issue.

So I am out of options completely from a medical standpoint. Yes I've done heroin and a few other drugs and none helped.

Oh yeah I was also serially raped by my great aunt and her friend when I was 9~ and had to spend time in her house during the summer while my father worked. Crazy woman stuck needles in my dick when I disobeyed and if it got bad she would throw me in a pitch dark root cellar beneath her kitchen with nothing to be experienced but darkness and rumblings of a furnace.

Basically I've spent 20~ years doing everything I have ever been told that would make it better and it never did.

The only reason I haven't killed myself sooner was because I was financially supporting my brother. But I've come to the conclusion that hes as fucked up as me and will never get better. Hes a fucking oxy addict and an alcoholic who works his ass off only to be taken advantage of by his 3 malicious whore daughters and ex wife.

I had the pleasure of raising my grand neice after he got custody over her when she was young. But even the pleasure I got from that faded like everything else. Thankfully she is still away with her shithead mother so when I blow my brains out she won't be in the house to see it.

>>39083402
Yeah that sounds pretty bad, even if you moved to a desert island you'd still hear voices

>>39083402
I'm sorry to hear that man, hopefully the next life is kinder to you.

>>39083402
Kill some kikes before you leave bro