You are approached by heavenly pete. He gives you another shot

Shapeshifting ability

>>39079767
Oh heavenly Pete I wish OP didn't shit post and that he would write your*

i wish to be the little girl

said everyone

>>39079767
7/10 loyal wife I bond deeply with

Kill me, Pete.
For ability - fast and resource-free producing your own dependent clones with variable sex, intelligence level and appearance.

>>39079840
You are guaranteed
you're guaranteed
you're

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>>39079767
I wish I remembered everything before I met you
Still live to 91. Will have 20 years of life experience and won't be dreading knowing when I die.

>>39079767
>one hundred years
>of BIOLOGICAL potential
Wish for sythetic body that is superior in every way to the actual human body.

Use wishes to ensure that I am happy in my self repairing body, and that I will be able to ascend into it.

Easy to do with one hundred wishes to do it. Shits fine.

Or just use wishes to erase everything that there is, but the god cat would probably get pissy over that so it's best to be modest and all.

>>39079767
>I wish for infinite wishes.

A lot of dumb cunts in this thread.

"I wish for immortality"

good, now we've established that I have basically infinite wishes

>>39079905
>>39079927
>>39079888

"""smart""" neets trying to exploit Heavenly Pete's goodwill.

Do you realize that Pete himself is doing you a favor?

>>39079941
Asking for infinite wishes isn't exploiting anything. It's not based on word games like the guy talking about biological potential or the tard who thinks asking for immortality suddenly means he gets another wish.

>>39079941
there were never any rules laid out in the first place. I haven't exploited anything

>>39079767
>You are also given one wish, but every word you use to write out the wish takes a year off you're life.

Immortality and (Insert multi page long wish involving my perfect world and godlike powers to change it at will)

>>39080546
>gets one wish
>tries to make multiple wishes
Literal. Retard.

>>39079767
kill me, pete

i wish i could fly and have lucid dreams every night

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>>39080670
oh, i fucked up. i'm retarded

>>39080731
>get brand new life
>wish for death
10/10

>>39080788
kek

i shall join my an-hero'd friend

>>39079767
Every girls posting on r9k become my sex slaves

I hope a girl see this post so I can get female attention

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>>39079767
Happiness for everybody, free, and let nobody be left behind.

>>39079767
Kill me, Pete
>wish
born attractive female in first world country

I wanna play on easy mode.

>>39079767
>telekinetic powers

I wish for everyone in the universe to be perfectly happy for eternity.

>>39081513
You said everyone but not yourself have fun killing yourself

>>39081523
Is he not an everyone?

>>39079767
Kill me, Pete

the pain is too much to bare these days

>>39079767
I wish for immortality, invincibility!

>>39079767
I want to have two, 8 inch uncut fully functioning thick cocks.

>>39081542
But you get the chance to start a decent world.

>wish
Make life slightly better for everyone

>>39081548
>two
for what purpose anon?

>>39081563
So he could fuck husband AND wife in the boipuccii at the same time

>>39079767
I want to join the brazilian army cadet school, please help me pete.

>>39079767
Reincarnate me as a girl

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>>39079767
Well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like well I um well I dunno maybe like well kind of like give me an extra year.

K I L L M E P E T E

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>>39079767
Complete immortality, invulnerability to death, and no life span. Boom, nailed it eternally cozy.

I assume Pete gives you the wish in the spirit it was intended rather than that gay D&D rules lawyer screwover stuff?

If so I opt for
>Godlike power
or
>Superman's powerset

If I spent longer on it, I'd think more about the most interesting/ broken set of abilities. Really, I'd want at a minimum: super strength, speed, flight, high-tier telekinesis, time manipulation, Omnisensory capabilities

>>39081713
Oh I forgot equivalent durability. Superman/ Hulk-tier.

>>39081563
So I can have a cute girl (male) on each one

>>39079767
I would write:

$100,000,000

That counts as one word I'd imagine?

the ability to save and load at will

>>39079767
Mind control ability

>I wish for everyone in the world to be good and morale people, to love and care for one another, to be happy in everything they do in life and to achieve all that their hearts' desire to the fullest extent, so much so that every human being dies happily.

I'm ready to restart

>>39082400
I think you just won
thank you for restoring a little of my faith in humanity

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>>39079767
I came to wish for happiness thinking only in myself, then I see posts going beyond the line of duty and exchanigng happy years of their lifes for their neighbours.

I am not worthy.

Kill me, Pete.

>>39079767
Kill me, Pete
I wish just to die, I don't want a second chance of life

>>39082448
I didn't want to "win" i just want the world to be a little brighter of a place; perhaps then all these "kill me pete" responses will avoided and you will have loved ones to cherish. 50yrs for the happiness of the entire human race? I go to my grave with a smile on my face
>tfw I die happy knowing my wish was fulfilled, which in turn makes it self fulfilling

>>39079767
What the fuck pete? I was in a motorcycle accident on Friday and aside from some damage to my bike and four staples in my leg, I was fine.
You're supposed to kill me pete, not fuck my shit up

>>39079767
Overpowered Superpowers

>>39079767

Kill me, Pete

>I wish for the ability to loop life upon each death, with perfect memory of each life.

Meaning if I have full biological potential, I won't have to deal with my depression anymore. I can also learn skills much quicker. Using those skills I can go back to high school, and meet my girlfriend again, and not hurt her the same way. I would then keep looping until both our lives can be perfect. She deserves that much.

>>39079767
I wish for everybody, including myself, to live extremely happy lives.

>>39083668
came here to wish that

>>39079767
keep all knowledge I've obtained

>>39079767
Power to control minds like the Mule

93 years as the Mule would be pretty cool.

>>39079981
On a long enough time scale you would ultimately get to satisfy every wish just by using available tech.

So immortality is very much like having infinite wishes.

Purple Man powers desu. Kilgrave is a top lad.

>>39079767
I want to wake up on the morning of my 16th birthday with all my memories intact

>>39084406
>>39079767
Also, kill me pete

>>39079767
Start life where I originally started, all memories intact, along with 20 extra years to live my life

I just want to undo the psychological damage that was done to me in childhood. Read the most depressing info dump about how it actually permanently damages the brain so parts will never function properly again. I am broken and there's nothing I can do about it. No therapy or drugs. Literal brain damage that all I can do is compensate for. I could have been a functional person. Now it's like being in a wheelchair; adaptations can be made but it will never be the same, nor as good.

On these legs, I can never dance.

my wish would be to be reborn as a chad. ignorance is bliss.

Kill me, Pete.

Wish: Ability to rewind time and remember everything that happened

Do you know how many hot bitches I could've fucked if I knew I wouldn't get turned down? It could be pretty close to reading minds, too.

>>39079767
Incredible luck, good mental health and motivation

>>39084559

>Read the most depressing info dump about how it actually permanently damages the brain so parts will never function properly again.

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