ITT: We use phrases that the robot doesn't recognize.

>>39079095
I'm actually very happy

Today was nice

doodie muncher

>>39079095
I had fun last night.

rape my asshole

>>39079095
I was happy today

Donald Trump is a good president

>>39079095
I know she loves me

I am okay.

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I wish sci-fi was real

l am okay

DonaId Trump is a bad president

>>39079095
I have a friend named Chad.

Feet are kino.

I'm trying to improve myself

>>39079201
Kino is best rock group

I am ok

Everything is turning up roses

I am not socially awkward

>>39079095
a girl kissed me today

l'm ok

>>39079095
I graduated high school with above average grades.

All these things have never been said on r9k because they are literal one-phrase pieces of normofag shit that doesn't have any fucking value whatsoever!

This thread has less meaning than a turbo autist

>>39079296
Thank you for not getting the joke.

Donald Trump is president of the USA

>>39079296
I hope you're aIright

>>39079320
What the fuck is the joke? How can the fucking joke not have meaning?

A phrase that has never been said is valuable because it has meaning.

generic 5 word normalfag phrases have no value, even in an ironic context. Everyone knows that autists shitposting on r9k at night don't have anything going for them in their lives. This level one irony is normalfag SHIT

DonaId J. Trump

>>39079296
you must be fun at parties, chad

>>39079351
I'm a fucking quiet turbo autist who builds circuits in his free time

>>39079271
I graduated from University of Victoria in British Columbia with really good grades.

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>>39079268
this is something I really didn't need

I smiled yesterday.

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l Am lIl

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Wow! I like to pretend that I've been given the short-stick in life even though I've had infinite advantages and opportunities presented to me so far. I will reply to people saying that they're wrong and claim that my sheltered and extremely comfortable life is really bleak and depressive, claim that I'm suicidal because people don't treat me like a genetic god when I'm at best physically decent and claim that they just don't get that I've been wronged and nothing is my own fault. My inability to try is the fault of others because I never had a girlfriend in highschool and I will spend all day on the internet masturbating and watching youtube and cartoons while telling people I've had it and do have it hard. I believe that I deserve to have a woman that will never leave me, never get bored of me and never feel an inkling of doubt in her love for me despite me having absolutely nothing valuable to contribute to someone else. In the impossible scenario that I do convince someone to like and date me, It will end in a couple weeks or months after I get uninterested or bored and will have no second thoughts about detaching from that person completely. I don't realize that I've become addicted to pleasure and blasting my brain with sensation every day since I was a kid and don't understand why real relationships and sex and all other feelings are underwhelming. I will become increasingly sexually degenerative, whether or not I'm willing to admit to myself or online, starting to realize the appeal of tranny, cuck, scat, gay and other fetishes that 10 years ago I thought were disgusting. I'm the smartest person I know. Nobody understands me and they never will. I'm an underdog and I deserve something.

>>39079398
I wish I had infinite advantages. I could fuck a qt stacy and live on an island and shoot myself through the eyes

>>39079382
I smile every day.

>>39079095
I live in the suburbs with my wife and two children.

I'm african-american

>>39079095
I love mornings!

>>39079095
I enjoy life and everything it brings me

I am not currently considering suicide

>>39079345
I appreciate your post.

I feel appreciated here

This board is wonderful

yippie

>>39079095
i like anime titties

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>>39079729
these were very thoughtful and original, I'm glad you shared these with me

I made progress

i made the sex with my girlfriend

she's on fire

I appreciate your input, anon

There is a high level of discourse here

>>39079158
FUCKING THIS
an original origami post

Sho vegine and bob pics

I feel really great

I wish I had a girlfriend that I could hold close and cuddle with

I realized that I hate him instinctively.

sesquipedalianization

I think things will turn out for the better.

>>39079095
Feminine guys are more desirable than masculine ones.

I'm an alpha chad

He is not my type

Anon, you like sucking dick, don't ya

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I'm not feeling suicidal tonight.

I sleep easy at night.

I feel on top of the world!

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Live! Love! Life is beautiful! Don't waste it frowning! god loves you and you can be whatever you want to be!

>t. Stacy

bots, do you ever stop to marvel at how unrealy different normies lives our compared to ours. I almost shed a tear of joy typing that imagining all the great times stacys who post that stuff must have. The pure. untouched psyche of a middle class white normie girl.

Having a bad life is a choice for them.

I got a new car.

people Iike me

And there was much rejoicing.

I will make a happy marriage with the French man

And French village Kaisesberg

Shit makes the best grout for earth toned ceramic tiles

JEWNlGGER

Good morning I hate niggers

>>39079398

This was about making a short statement that was original to beat the robot, not making an incredibly autistic passive aggressive rant, I presume (based off the beginning of it) because you tried to argue with robots here and you got BTFO. This may be one of the most effeminate posts I've ever seen on /r9k/ and that's really sad.

Sayonara 4chan.org forever

im so excited to go to work today

I hope you all live

>>39079095
My life is going really well right now

enjoy having sex with my girlfriend

I have no regrets with the way my life has turned out so far.

autistique

I have lost weight

Today I had sex!

I just can't wait to see him next month<3

>>39083104
rosty

I haven't had sex in a week.

I will never listen them again

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>>39082473
not the person who posted it, but I'm pretty sure it was hard b8 for autistic faggots like you

i dislike him on a biological level

>>39083516
...Jesus man. You really don't like him. Lol

>>39083558
Because i will not browse here anymore

So i take double the payback

That's the point of every single post though. Why does this stupid thread exist?

My choice was right.

>>39083796
Wow. Fingers crossed, anon.

>>39083975
he's a racist with BPD, so i must leave from here right now. goodbye, anon

>>39084067
Are you being abused from him?

Dad said he was proud of me

>>39083505

Nobody can be as autistic as him though. My autism is maybe a 2 or 3, his is a 10 on the autism scale. Of course, the autism worsening the higher up you are on the scale.

She says she loves me

l dont have autism.

I am a complete chad.

Everyone is rooting for you today!

Today really was a pretty good day.

got a gf today

intoxicated

I have a healthy attitude toward women.

>>39079095
Cum inside please

>>39084508
saddest one

I have an absolutely massive penis

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I enjoy having a loving wife who will never leave me

What's your favorite sex position?

had the best last night

Virginity is a gift that should be cherished.

I have not masturbated in the last 3 hours.

>>39079095
"She said yes! She said she loved me too!"

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you really made me proud Champ. you went in there, looked the hiring manager right in the eye, gave him a firm handshake and you got the job.

i really love you, anon

Loneliness is a blessing.

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Y'ALL EAT MY BEANS NIGGA!?!?!?

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>>39079345
What's it like being this fucking angry all the time. Go back to the belly gf thread, there should be one trending right now. That's more your style.

>>39079095
I saw my friends today

I am happy right now

I don't hate myself at all.

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Donnie J. Drumpf

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>>39084186
is this bait or are you actually this dense?

Everything's going to be alright

>>39079095
I have a fulfilling and happy life

Every day I wake up happy.

>>39079106
l'm actually very happy

>>39079095
i feel okay

All women deserve to live

>>39079345
This was a very good post thank you for sharing

>>39079095
I have nobody but myself to blame for my loneliness.

You are worse than a Jew

>>39079095
I have hope in myself