Any robot who has ever, for some bizarre reason, actually managed

>>39078507
You sound asexual m8.

>>39078507
This sounds nothing like any of the many, many times I've had sex.
Pussy feels great, fucking her feels awesome, making her cum on your cock is fantastic.
And usually by the time they want more it's been long enough that I'm good to go again anyways.

>>39078730
I'm speaking to the robots here.
If your dick is 6'' or under, you CANNOT effectually have sex. There's just not enough suction or friction to get her or you off.

Without the possibility of a good fuck, foreplay loses its appeal. So don't think that you can just do 'other things' to get each other off.

All you have left is toyplay, and once you're into to that with a girl you both realize that you could be getting off with toys seperately much better than what you're doing together.

>The moment you stick it in a girl, you lose interest
You're either gay or you had a really, really bad first time and cucked yourself into ever having sex again because it made you feel funny and it was too much work.

What a faggot.

>>39078507
I get you are trying to come from a good place, but telling people what they desire "isn't that great" is a dumb thing to do. Just because you've indulged in it a lot and its old to you doesn't mean we'd all feel that way.

>>39078507
It doesn't suck if you're fucking girls you want to fuck

>>39078903
You must have a small penis because the G spot is literally 2-ish inches in. And the clit exists, boy-o.

>>39078507
sounds like you're gay m8

>>39078942
I'm a robot, son. In my three decades of living I've had...3 different woman, all of them were roasties and one of them was my aunt.

I am speaking as one of you.

>>39078943
Stop quoting Magic Mike.

>>39078903
>mfw 4 inches
Life is hard, but not big enough

>>39079024
>mfw when 7 inches
:^) lifes gewd

>>39078903
Death grip ruined sex for you dude

Any other virgins have serious performance anxiety?

26 years old, reporting in.

>>39078507
>no but it's still not really bad. I thoroughly enjoy the taste
>no it becomes about trying to make her shake in ecstasy and moan your name. Obviously you'll have to keep your own pleasure in mind but it's not boring.
>most women would love to cuddle after sex. Don't know what this is about
Desu the hunt for pussy and getting it is amazing. It's not this mystifying thing r9k makes it out to be but it's great to feel this primal urge and fulfill on your own volition. Op is probably gay

>>39078507
I do prefer the before or after phase where we're just cuddling, kissing, and talking, but if we're talking about physical pleasure the sex itself is amazing. It helps to be in shape and to figure out what positions feel best for each of you. Also if you're not fucking raw then that can be an issue too. If you want it to feel best stop watching porn and masturbating for a couple days at least; it'll blow your mind. Honestly, very few drugs feel equal to or better than sex and I've tried every recreational category multiple times.

>>39079205
Desu LSD is better to me than sex. But I'm one of those people who gets very spiritual and introspective during trips so it gives me a sense of being at ease with life and death ok top of the physical/mental euphoria.

>>39079043
The first time, you'll probably suck. Everybody sucks the first time. I came on the first thrust.
But then you pretty quickly figure out how to not be shitty and learn to fuck passably well.

>>39078903
While it is true 6" is the generally preferred size for the average woman, you need to stop reading so many womens magazines and actually try having sex one of these days.

>>39078507
>You'll end up just wanting to cuddle but the woman will demand more and more and more sex from you until you just completely detach and all you want to do is get away from her and be alone.

What the fuck, dude. That is word for word my first and only relationship. That's kind of eerie seeing someone else say it in the wild.

>>39078507
Anyone have more pictures like this

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>>39078507
That's why you wait for someone you actually like

>>39079337
LSD is amazing I can't blame you. For me the best LSD trip I've had beats the best sex I've had but on average the sex is better so they're about equal. Have you ever tried a candyflip? It's one of the few combos that I'd put above sex.

>>39079937
Why not have both at the same time?

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>>39079988
My dishonest answer would be that normal sex would never be the same again but the truth is LSD makes me too emotionally labile to willingly place myself in as vulnerable an activity as sex. I've used other less mentally risky things like amphetamines to enhance sex though.

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You used the wrong version of that picture.

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>>39080076
>You will never have a bad trip while getting sodomised by your tranny (male) GF.
Why even live?

>>39078507
>Secondly, the moment you stick it in a girl, you'll lose interest

B-but that's when the fun begins, you're not supposed to lose interest until you get off.

>>39079337
>>39080076
LSD makes me completely disgusted by such animalistic tendencies. Watching Night on Bald Mountain added to it, too. Those sexy fire ladies turning into gross pigs really got my noggin joggin.

>>39078507
I was a virgin til 26 and that's pretty much what happened with the one gf I had. I just wanted to chill and cuddle but she wanted sex all the time. It took a lot of effort to get her off and she always needed toys. Sex became a chore and I started wishing to be alone again.

After we broke up I was really relieved and happy for a while. I suddenly had a lot of extra time and money to spend on myself in peace. I picked up a lot of my old hobbies again and enjoyed a hedonistic lifestyle that I couldn't afford before. Unfortunately all good things must come to and end. I'm 27 now and I'm slowly starting to crave sex and becoming depressed again. I've considered seeing a therapist and getting medication, because having some basic confidence and not caring about women was awesome while it lasted.

>>39079043
I'm not even a virgin and I still have anxiety because of my phimosis and I tend to go flaccid during insertion which makes it difficult to have sex.

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>>39078507
You might just have a very, very low sex drive, OP.

>the moment you stick it in a girl, you'll lose interest, and it just becomes about finishing as fast as possible
Nah, there's loads of fun to be had. Women have all sorts of knobs and dials on their body that you can fiddle with for hours on end for your own personal amusement.

>pussy does not smell like what you imagine it smells like
Honestly, I have never imagined the smell of pussy. Ever. Not when I fap, not at any point.

>you just completely detach and all you want to do is get away from her and be alone.
So you obviously don't like her.

>>39079043
>>39079352
I have bad performance anxiety

Also another risk to worry about apart from cumming too fast - you might not be able to cum at all from being nervous.

>>39079352
> I came on the first thrust.
I had the opposite problem my first time. So used to jacking off I couldn't cum even after 40 minutes.

>>39079043
just fuck a whore

>>39078507
It's illegal not to enjoy sex m8

nothing personal, but I'm going to have to call the police

>>39078507
>a pussy does NOT smell like what you imagine it smells like when you are jacking off.
What were you expecting? Peppermint scents? It's a fucking orifice.

>Secondly, the moment you stick it in a girl, you'll lose interest, and it just becomes about finishing as fast as possible while trying not to disappoint her at the same time. Fucking is a chore.
Yeah, no. You're probably gay. Sounds like you'd rather be the one taking it.

>You'll end up just wanting to cuddle but the woman will demand more and more and more sex from you until you just completely detach and all you want to do is get away from her and be alone.
This is some pussy-tier shit. You're definitely just a faggot, extremely inexperienced, and entirely devoid of the concept of self-control. Also, you probably were using [shitty] condoms. Bareback makes you realize the purpose of life and a new tier of the biological-imperative reaaal quick.

I don't think people should obsess over getting sex, but I do think the experience makes for very good research-- research exclusively obtained through experience so you can truly stop obsessing and do something with your life. Anybody that's determined can have great sex, rich or poor-- so why not deprive yourself for a bit, work on your shit, get more than enough capital , and then fuck some shy qt you met at the library 24/7? Way better.

>>39079937
Yeah I thought about it too and I came to the conclusion that if I had to choose between having sex today or dropping acid I'd probably choose acid but if I had to choose between only having acid for the rest of my life or only sex I'd choose the sex.
Really wish I'd tried candy flipping too but can't find reliable mdma
>>39080076
Agree here too. LSD makes me horny but I would just feel too insecure to have sex with someone I couldn't completely trust while on it. I really want to find the special girl so I can drop acid and cuddle all night without feeling like I had to hide my emotions.

>>39078507
True but a whole pretty girl is still irresistible when you get one

>>39078507
>pussy does NOT smell like what you imagine it smells like

It really does vary widely from girl to girl and even week to week with the same girl. I've had everything from tuna fish to completely odourless/tasteless

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>>39078507
>Any robot who has ever, for some bizarre reason, actually managed to have sex will know that actual sex pretty much sucks.

No it doesnt, if your experience with sex was bad doesnt mean it will be bad for other peopls.


>First of all, a pussy does NOT smell like what you imagine it smells like when you are jacking off.

A healthy pussy smells great. Only girls with fungus or ETS smell bad.
>Secondly, the moment you stick it in a girl, you'll lose interest, and it just becomes about finishing as fast as possible while trying not to disappoint her at the same time. Fucking is a chore.


You sound asexual, it would be feel bad not being able to enjoy one of the only few good things a woman can do. The only reason we stand their stupid shit, stupid cunts

>>39080982
>if I had to choose between having sex today or dropping acid I'd probably choose acid but if I had to choose between only having acid for the rest of my life or only sex I'd choose the sex
That's a great way to compare them. Acid also isn't the type of drug that makes you feel like doing it often, but so much of my biological drive revolves around sex that the more often I do it the more fulfilled I feel. I suppose it lines up that the sex afterglow only lasts a few days vs the weeks-to-months of improved life from acid.

>LSD makes me horny but I would just feel too insecure to have sex with someone I couldn't completely trust while on it. I really want to find the special girl so I can drop acid and cuddle all night without feeling like I had to hide my emotions.
I hope you find her and pull it off successfully man. I've found a girl where I don't have to hide how I feel at all but I'm still too scared that sex while tripping could just destroy me. The fact that even one successful night with it wouldn't guarantee the next time's safety makes me uneasy about even testing the waters.

>>39081223
I think that the right analogy would be cocaine instead of lsd.

>>39078993
>one of them was my aunt
what the original FUCK. did she rape you op? how old were you? many fucking questions

>>39079043
yeah when i lost my virginity at 25 i had trouble getting it up. when I finally got hard I couldn't cum at all. it took about a month of nofap to get over it and my gf was always crying because she thought she wasn't good enough

>>39081504
The opposite happened to me. The first time I didn't even manage to put it in I just blew my load on her labia. It took weeks before I could last long enough to make her cum first.

From there I grew desensitized, started having trouble getting it up and sex became a chore.

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>>39078993
>one of them was my aunt
no wonder you dislike sex

In the words of the late, great Patrice O'Neal, "I only fuck so I can have a memory to jerk off too later"

>>39080623
The craving of sex is a completely different thing from the experience of sex. One, you'll always chase, the other will always disappoint.

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>>39082369
It's just a drug addiction your own body creates to get you to procreate.

>>39078682
>You'll end up just wanting to cuddle but the woman will demand more and more and more sex from you until you just completely detach and all you want to do is get away from her and be alone.
This, why the fuck can't they cum once and be satisfied?