Im going to kill myself tonight. Nothing fancy just a rope and

>>39066467
how old are you?

I'm avoiding my problems talking to you right now.

I wish you all the luck in the world, nothing that happens after you croak could possibly be worse than what you've felt up to now.

>>39066467
We'll see you on the other side vro

Why even make this shit thread? Stop attentionwhoring and be done with it.

>>39066486
31 and you anon? What kind of problems do you have?

>>39066488
>nothing that happens after you croak could possibly be worse than what you've felt up to now.

what is that supposed to even mean?

you stupid teenagers piss me off

>>39066488
I mean, literal hell would probably be worse. If it's real, that is.

>>39066467
life is a rollercoaster, been on the rockbottom, but slowly going up. Right now, i just focus on whats good, and started to ignored my deep and dark thoughts, its very hard, but i just had to accept it. Im 24, i need to grow up and be an adult..

>>39066509
just to talk to someone for a couple of minutes. Im not expecting to some anonymous poster of 4chan changes my mind so chill m8.

>>39066512
24

muffler ripped off car after taking stupid detour and ended up on bad road

had to pay 500$ because insurance dropped because I was too miserable to be bothered with keeping up on it

quit my job because I was depressed and anxious and couldn't sleep more then 1-3 hours a night for weeks, hens not keeping up on bills.

to avoid ranting for multiple paragraphs I'll stop there.

>>39066539
Tie the noose laddie.

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>>39066467
>>39066467
It's not worth it anon. Keep on living, don't worry, you will still have your day to die. There's nothing to lose by living a little longer, your day shall surely come. There's no hurry.

>>39066486
>expecting things to get better without doing anything
just kys.

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>>39066488
Originaldo waldo and what the fuck thats supposed to mean?

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>>39066467
live stream it please.
20originals

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>>39066572
>expecting things to get better once you're dead from suicide

even when I'm a loser I can still jerk off

>>39066560
I already do that. I have 2 rope just to be sure. I made the noose knot and im gonna hand by my window.

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>>39066467
No you won't. Also, the right thing to do would be to take a few normies with you.

>>39066566
I try that. I been planning this for a month or so. And every time i was ready i told myself "Just wait for a couple of days, try your best, try to live and have some will to overcome this". I tried my best in everything, nothing change.

you're 31, you have 9 whole years until you're 40.

you can build a video game in that time, write a book, work a shit job and but prostitutes.

you're going to be fine OP.

>>39066616
yes made by some angsty teenagers not me. I will do it tonight like 2:00 am. I will make a thread before that just for the lulz.

>>39066692
Unless you stream it, I won't hold my breath.

I've seen people in their 40s go back to school and do well.

sure you get shit on by this sadio masochistic society but you're never alone in this big world.

>>39066687
Shit m8. 9 more years of this shit. No thanks! Sex is overrated sempai.

course you realise you're going to hell, right?

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>>39066467
Hey dude. If you're actually gonna commit suicide, take some fags with you. Like, not people that you hate but the people that really shouldn't be alive, like evil people or corrupt politicians or evil people in general. I mean, don't kill average people like Elliot Rodgers but you could take some bad folk with you, like some bullies, I don't know man. The point is, if you're gonna kill yourself, spend all your ammo and take no prisoners.

>>39066742
have you tried antidepressants?

>>39066757
Hahaha go to the church and be raped by the priest you faggot. Your religion is a fucking joke.

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>>39066467
DON'T KILL YOURSELF ANON

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO, HERE IS MY STEAM PROFILE

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198031985304/

>>39066787
not him but you sound like a retarded madfag who couldn't lick the boots on an average christfag.

>>39066786
Im not and i dont want to. I dont want a pill to force me against my will to live in this shithole world.

>>39066787
my religion is the only logically coherent worldview in existence

what have you got?

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>>39066467
Can you please bring some other people with you? Kill your bullies before you go or maybe even just some niggers or refugees

Godspeed anyway

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do it OP
kys yourself

>>39066822
I want you to stop right there and analyze what you're saying.

You could take a pill that would change your mindset and make you not want to die and you would rather die because you hate life.

your emotions and thoughts are malleable, you can change them.

>>39066821
Seriously anon, do you believe in the catholic religion? Do you really believe about "be a good sheep and when you die you will go to the heaven" "God loves all the people and our priests buttfuck children in our churches too"

>>39066467
Don't anon. Pray to god, it worked for me

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>>39066822
Take the pills anon. Please, don't kill yourself, don't do it. Keep living. It's worth it m8. Read some philosophy or stoicism, it will give you strength to live.

>>39066488
>get reincarnated as a cow in a slaughterhouse
>get brutally killed after a few years

Yeah that's sure better alright.

>>39066467
Tell us your story before you go

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>>39066902
Yeah, please tell us OP

>>39066875
I'm not catholic, but I could see that an argument against that would be "those were just bad catholics"

>>39066884
>>39066875
Have you been with a shrink anon? They dont be a fuck about you. They just want to give you some magic pill to slow your brain. Why is so hard to believe some people just get a shitty card hand in life? Some of us were born with bad luck or shitty stars or whatever you believe. And i want to end with this bc fuck you i can do it.

>>39066566
>>39066802

I am sick and tired of normies shitting up this board.

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hi guys OP here please give me attention because I am a huge retarded faggot

>>39066885
Cows take like 2 years to gain adulthood and thus optimal taste
Maybe he'd then get reincarnated as something exciting

>>39066974
you're just repeating what the next wannabe masculine guy would say

>>39066843
> Religion logical and coherent.
Your religion is a nonsense. Your religion only brings shit to the world. Go and tell the fuckers in the vatican "Give all the money from the bank of the vatican to the poor people"

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>>39066881
Recently started praying before going to bed tese past 3 days. I honestly feel better, not because "hurr I'm christian that mean I'm a good person" but just because I feel like I have something or someone there

Also I read some pages of the bible and it's honestly pretty cool.
>When you pray you shall not do as the hypocrites. They like to pray in their synagogues and on the street corners and pray just to show themselves to others. I tell you; They've already got their pay. But when you pray, you will go into your room og close your door and pray to your father which lies in the hidden. And your father, which sees the hidden will reward you"
tl;dr Pray for yourself, not to show off to others

I tried to translate to english from my bible but it's a pretty good saying. Also you don't need to tell God what you want in your prayer, just do the normal one, God already knows what you need
God is based

>>39067032
if you're going to be a fedora tipper at least be a good one

>"FUCK RELIGUN!!! FUCKIN BULLSHIIIT XDDD"

>>39066467
Hey OP listen to me. Most depressed people dob't have the guts to kill themselves. If you do have the guts that means you can also bear the weight of life. I'm nit telling you shouldn't end it. All I'm saying is, do some crazy shit before you go, treat everyone like you always wanted to treat them, steal some cars,climb a fucking house and enter without being noticed. Or drive ar high speed. Just do dangerous stuff and get killed rather than boring old suicide. At least buy a gun and do russian roulette.

>>39067029
not at all. if OP wanted to kill himself, he would just do it. Instead he is posting on /r9K/ crying for attention and saying that noone can change his mind, while hoping for moralfags to post and asking him to reconsider.
It's absolutely ridiculous. Just do it or be quiet

>>39067032
>the fuckers in the vatican
Zionists, literally jews in disguise

>>39067032
dude, i asked about your worldview - yet all you've done is assume i'm roman catholic and built a strawman to attack

i'm not a roman catholic

so again i'll ask... what are you?

>>39067060
Youre a retarded being. Just accept the fact that you have severe autism

>>39067066
Youre wrong anon. I used to be a catholic, im baptized and all that. but you need if you spend all your life believing in something and in your darkest moment, when you really need that "something" (god, someone to help you, mercy, i dont know, put the name you want) and you recieve shit, then you really start to think about what is real and whats not.

>>39067094
I will. I dont try to be an attention whote i just want to talk to someone for a while, suicide is not something about you can talk to everyone. I know the anons in r9k has some shit going on their lives too i can relate to them.

>>39067112
>i'm not a roman catholic

You don't even follow the most logically coherent sect of Christianity.

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>>39067128
>atheist
>calls others autist

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>>39067221
>Being Roman Catholic
>Not being non-denominational Christian and giving away all your possessions like Leo Tolstoy

Fucking pleb

Please dont
"blahblah things will get better blah blah i promise"

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why is this a religious thread now?

>>39067112
> christfag
> I'm not roman catholic.
Hahahahahhaha gtfo with your sect.

>>39067204
How is your relationship with your mother? Do you really want to do this to her?

>>39067253
Non-denominational is just another way of saying you're a Protestant, and that ideology doesn't follow the Bible at all.

If you want to get educated, watch this video completely debunking the lie of Protestantism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14UNjaZJm8

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>>39066467
>Im going to kill myself
If you really wanted to kill yourself you would already have done it. The only reason people make these threads is for the (you)s

>>39067285
She was a really really shitty mother. Our relationship improves a quite bit in these months. I think about her and my decision, the only note i will left its gonna be for her. I dont hate her or anything and i wish she will overcome this but this is my life and i wanna end it.

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>They wont.
How do you know that? Are you some magic nigger? Your life probably suck so much things would get better just to disappoint you. Anyways, don't do it and prove me wrong.

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>>39067221
well anon, that's demonstrably untrue - but you'll understand that since i'm not talking to you at the moment, i'm going to ignore you, k?

>>39067284
you have yet to demonstrate any ability to reason, so you'll forgive me if i don't take your opinion on religion too srsly, yeah?

course if you were to act like a rational human being and answer my question about your beliefs, i might start to think you had some faculty in comprehension

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>>39067301
>Not following the Church Father
>Not following the Early Christian idea of the inherent corruption of the Church and its institution
>Believing in the shit the Catholic Church spills out instead of reading first source from the Bible
>Not knowing of the Great Apostasy

Fucking pleb, kys

>>39066556
hey man its not like your bothering anyone type that shit out if it'll help you feel better. remember ur anon so who gives a fuck?

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>>39067276
>why is this a religious thread now?

well anon, as a fundamentalist extremist i see it as my religious calling, duty, and privilege to hijack any thread i like and steer it flaming and screaming into the ground

soz about that but not really

>>39067432
You're a fag. I told you a couple of post before i used to be catholic (im baptized and all that). But i dont believe in Jesus-christ or any of that crap, he was real? Pretty sure, but to me he was only a man, a flesh and bone man like you and men with a message of love and understand in a really shitty time, he wasnt the son of "god", he died killed by some jews and thats the end. I believe theres something higher than us, put the name you want it, but i have serious doubts about that "being" having a plan for us. Your life is meaningless beyond having children and try to pass your lineage.

>>39067433
Jesus was the founder of the Catholic Church, he set up Peter as the first Pope.

Also, the Catholic church is equal in authority to scripture. http://www.beginningcatholic.com/church-authority

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>>39067276
Because the white christian male uprising will soon come. Join us now and help us build a better future or perish with the rest of this modern degeneracy and herecy
Don't worry, as a good christian I will pray for you and you will find the light in time

God bless

>>39066467
ANOTHER ATTENTION WHORE THREAD WOW!

me 2 OP lets make this thread again next week.

>>39066692
>I'm not like the OTHER teenagers :) :) :) :)

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>>39067655
What are you gonna do, molest a kid?

You known if life isn't fair and it always seem like someone's out to get you, what makes you think death would be any better? I mean you said it yourself, things won't get better. You'll just be sad as you already are. And once you die there is no coming back. If you're willing to take a risk and see if death is the answer then why not take a risk to keep on suffering. You never know, something good might happen

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>>39067655
Do you really believe that or are you larping?

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>>39067729
We will purge the the heretics!
>implying christians molest kids

>>39067597
>You're a fag.

well at least we're agreed on that

but anon, you know that poast about being a catholic and etc?

yeah, you didn't address it to me - you were talking to some other guy who called you a fedora tipper, so i had no idea you were replying

eh so anyways, you're a 'lapsed catholic' with a modicum of religious education, but no ability to trust God since he has never made himself apparent to you

plus it seems you have some really wonky ideas about the Lord Jesus, since even though He made it pretty obvious by his actions and words that He is the Creator God, you think he was just some normal dude

well fair enough - you're something of a theist/deist in that you think there's something 'higher than us' but it couldn't possibly have a plan for us

that's a pretty common worldview, but it's logically incoherent since our Universe necessitates a Creator

and since a Creator 'must' be capable of such infinitesimal fine tuning as to bring about a Cosmos that is capable of housing life, then that same Creator 'must' be fully aware of each and every life on this planet

and so to say that our Creator doesn't have a plan for each of us, is just silly

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>>39067774
Oh hey, guess what was just in the news AGAIN!?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/04/guam-priest-child-sex-abuse-scandal/503680001/

If there is a God, he is sending you and your fanatics straight to hell

>We will purge the the heretics!
You can start with the goatfuckes, and then move on to pedo priests. How's that sound?

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>>39067789
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SPACING!?

>tfw 19 yrs old with psychosis, dead inside, anxiety, sociopath, and a bunch of other shit
AMA

>>39067789
>Universe necessitates a Creator

If you're going with that route, then a Creator necessitates a Creator. It makes more sense that the Universe always existed and constantly expands then retracts in an endless cycle.

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>>39067817
>You can start with the goatfuckes, and then move on to pedo priests. How's that sound?

Sounds good, all pedofiles will perish regardless of their belief! They are all led astray by sin! and they will be punished for it!

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>>39067932
Man I'm all for punishing mudslimes and pedophiles

I mean, we're kinda on the same side, but you should probably immolate yourself afterwards too, just to be sure

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OP is probably angry as fuck that we have completely diverted from his thread and are talking about religion instead of the real issue.

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>>39067967
>you should probably immolate yourself afterwards too, just to be sure
ALL SIN MUST BUURN!
SELF SACRIFICE IS THE GREATEST THING A MAN CAN DO

>>39068002
YES! DO IT YOU SINFUL FAGGOT

>>39067834
>then a Creator necessitates a Creator.

if you're arguing that our cosmos doesn't need a creator, then you are saying that blind insentient matter can exist eternally without a prime mover

are you sure you want to do that?

but when it comes to God, we argue a sentient being capable of subsisting by His own volition - in effect; God is God's own prime mover

for further evidence of God being our universe' prime mover, we have the fine tuning of the cosmos which is so immensely detailed that if many properties were even slightly altered, not only could life not appear, but our space/time continuum would not hold together

but all that proves is that there is a Creator

we have biblical evidence that same Creator has directly intervened in the lives of men since our creation, fulfilling all the prophecies about world history and - more importantly - His own taking of a human nature as the man Christ Jesus

if you dismiss that, you're being irrational

>>39067983
Lol no, seems funny to me.
I just have to leave bc nobody know about tonight so i have to keep doing shit like a normal day. I dont want to rise any suspicious in my family.

>>39066966
By not wanting a fellow robot to kill himself, we're normies? Stfu, you literal bitch.

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>>39068064
Originari post

Originariooooo

ppfpfpfpf

>>39066467
tep one, you say, "We need to talk."
He walks, you say, "Sit down. It's just a talk."
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life


Let him know that you know best
'Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
Pray to God, he hears you
And I pray to God, he hears you

And where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

How to save a life

How to save a life

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life

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>>39066467
Don't do it anon

Don't do it anon

Find God

He will help you

What a waste it all was

>>39068129
Yeah lol i know. Im a robot till the end. Instead of going out to do some drugs or go out a beat a prostitute i went to the gym to do some squats.
But meh to late to regret about that.

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So I guess I stumbled into a sewercide thread.

Who here constantly thinks about /$uicide/? How would you do it? What lulz would you bring about before the deed is done?

I think about it just for plain fucking sake lol I don't think I'd carry it out, at least not now. Biding thy time...

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>>39066467
>rope
Wrong way, but if you really want...
I'd rather suggest explosive lens in ideal or asphyxiant gas. Shotgun to face is also good deal.

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>>39068072
Yes, you're a huge FUCKING NORMIESCUM FUCKHEAD all you fucking post is garbage like this and preach leftist cuck shit and men's assholes on the board, you think you're a part of something much bigger in this precious life and that it all gets better as long as you be yourself xd.

When it's my time to go I just want to chill and talk with the robots normally once more like usual and then go, I don't want to see all you fucking normies preaching about how it's selfish or about sky daddy or that I shouldn't do it, my mind will be made up, all I want is just to talk to robots in comfort like always. You and everyone like you are all a fucking problem, go back to fucking Reddit and tumblr you subhuman degenerate retard

Don't do it I care about you bro :'(